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ko8e24
02-04-2010, 09:33 PM
In this league, we already have established nicknames like The Black Mamba for Kobe, the King for Lebron, the Diesel for Shaq, Flash for Wade etc.


NOW...

Come up with your own nicknames for these players are more


Here are mine for a couple of guys that I can think of right now:

(don't worry, some of mine are lame or corny, lol)


Kobe Bryant- The Cerebral Assassin


Shaquille O'Neal- Immovable Object


Derek Fisher- Ole' Reliable


Steve Nash- Canadian Hitman




So come up with YOUR OWN NICKNAMES for different NBA players.

igPay atinLay
02-04-2010, 09:36 PM
If I make a nickname for Kobe the mods would quickly take it down.

Allen Iverson (since he used to be the answer) - The Question

Shaq - I like your The Immovable Object

ko8e24
02-04-2010, 09:40 PM
If I make a nickname for Kobe the mods would quickly take it down.

Allen Iverson (since he used to be the answer) - The Question

Shaq - I like your The Immovable Object

well, with the nicknames, keep it cool, but yet comical.


Nothing that will insult other posters or fans of those players. Plain and simple.



And a nice one for AI, lol

td0tsfinest
02-04-2010, 09:48 PM
KG = Darkness or DMX (which ironically has the words Dark Man in it)

Agar81
02-04-2010, 09:53 PM
D.J. Mbenga= Sloth

mikantsass
02-04-2010, 09:57 PM
LeBron- the human foul call
Kobe- Colorado kingpin
Durant- skellator
Rasheed- King Chucker
Odom- Milk Dud
Duncan- Lurch

td0tsfinest
02-04-2010, 10:04 PM
LeBron- the human foul call
Kobe- Colorado kingpin
Durant- skellator
Rasheed- King Chucker
Odom- Milk Dud
Duncan- Lurch

lol...milk dud.

THISISDAYEAR
02-04-2010, 10:06 PM
Great names

cubbybear2290
02-04-2010, 10:18 PM
I'll do some from my bulls:
Joakim Noah: George of the Jungle
John Salmons: Johnny Fishsticks
Hinrich: Hard Workin' Kirk
Tyrus Thomas: Confusion (because he confuses fans and always looks confused)
Lindsey Hunter: Old Man Buckets
Jannero Pargo: Salerno (only cause it rhymes)
James Johnson: J^2
Taj Gibson: Van Wilder

Some dumb and stupid, but all make sense to me.

b_russ
02-04-2010, 10:24 PM
I don't have anything nice to say, so I won't say anything at all.

JiffyMix88
02-04-2010, 10:32 PM
LeBron- the human foul call
Kobe- Colorado kingpin
Durant- skellator
Rasheed- King Chucker
Odom- Milk Dud
Duncan- Lurch

hilarious! :laugh:

EdGein812
02-04-2010, 10:32 PM
Pistons rookie Jonas Jerebko - The Swedish Cowboy

Venomous88
02-04-2010, 10:34 PM
Pau Gasol - Geico

I wonder if anyone gets it

TO Rapz
02-04-2010, 10:36 PM
[QUOTE=Venomous88;12203944]Pau Gasol - Geico

I wonder if anyone gets it[/QUOTE=

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

mikantsass
02-04-2010, 10:39 PM
:mad:

What part of "don't insult" did u not get? Everyone here on PSD can say a lot of **** about paul pierce, so if u have nothing non-insulting to say, then you should STFU and GTFO! :mad:

Cmon man insult Pierce all u want.... it was all in good fun. You want me to insult my own?

Pierce- the unshapely man
Ray- Captain cold streak
KG- the mocha worm
Perk- the complainin kid
Rondo- little lil bow wow


Happy?????

RaptorizedKevin
02-04-2010, 10:39 PM
derrick rose- fansMVP

JIMMY CONWAY
02-04-2010, 10:40 PM
D.J. Mbenga a.k.a. More Rings than the King a.k.a. Congo Cash a.k.a. Which Way Did He Go George...

Reyes6
02-04-2010, 10:44 PM
Brian 'F this contract' Cook

Chacarron
02-04-2010, 10:45 PM
Cmon man insult Pierce all u want.... it was all in good fun. You want me to insult my own?

Pierce- the unshapely man
Ray- Captain cold streak
KG- the mocha worm
Perk- the complainin kid
Rondo- little lil bow wow


Happy?????

Yea Nice insults :eyebrow:

RaptorizedKevin
02-04-2010, 10:47 PM
rose-SATpasser

jneises21
02-04-2010, 10:47 PM
joakim noah - douche

magichatnumber9
02-04-2010, 10:49 PM
Rose the RoadWarrior
Dalembert the destroyer
Kobe the Capital punisher
Durant the Deliverer
Monta the monsta
Wade=Anderson's worst nightmare
Howard the Hammer
Chris B the mighty
Now I will make fun of my team
Rajon Kermit the frog Rondo
Kendrick birdface Perkins
Paul soap opera Pierce
Kevin fake *** DMX Garnett
Ray I can't dribble Allen.

RaptorizedKevin
02-04-2010, 10:49 PM
joakim noah- spaciousteeth.

deuces
02-04-2010, 10:51 PM
chris bosh-rex
hedo- BALL

ko8e24
02-04-2010, 10:53 PM
chill out man, yu havta realize, starting a thread liek this is only starting a thread where people make fun of other players.

After koolin down and thinkin bout it, ur rite man.

My bad Mikeantass

Resume :)

ko8e24
02-04-2010, 10:54 PM
Cmon man insult Pierce all u want.... it was all in good fun. You want me to insult my own?

Pierce- the unshapely man
Ray- Captain cold streak
KG- the mocha worm
Perk- the complainin kid
Rondo- little lil bow wow


Happy?????



Oh, just saw ur post, my bad yo, RaptorizedKevin was right. It'l al in fun.

My bad man. resume. :)

RaptorizedKevin
02-04-2010, 10:55 PM
After koolin down and thinkin bout it, ur rite man.

My bad Mikeantass

Resume :)

its all good dawg, the fact that ur acknowledging this, says alot bout ur character xD.

stll yu havta admit that was funny. :P

bosh-DINOSAUR
turkoglu-smileyBalls
bargnani-pastacrusher.

spacemandave
02-04-2010, 10:57 PM
turn the peja stoy-ak-a-swish(last name is from tv)
d-dog west(david west)
the poseman(posey)

ko8e24
02-04-2010, 10:57 PM
its all good dawg, the fact that ur acknowledging this, says alot bout ur character xD.

stll yu havta admit that was funny. :P

bosh-DINOSAUR
turkoglu-smileyBalls
bargnani-pastacrusher.

ya man, that was funny

RaptorizedKevin
02-04-2010, 10:58 PM
james posey- poser

RaptorizedKevin
02-04-2010, 10:59 PM
wade-carriedman.

OrderOfCook
02-04-2010, 11:00 PM
Jake "The Lantern" Voskhul
Luke "The Father's Shame" Walton
J.J. Redick - Bootlegged Freddie Prince Jr.

arkanian215
02-04-2010, 11:01 PM
Nets
Trenton "The Capitol" Hassell (it was actually something YES came up with but it never stuck)
Yi -> Yi-Z (easy)
Brook Lopez - BroLo (just like RoLo)
Devin Harris - I like to work on mah tan!
Courtney Lee - Rique Doesn't Like Me
TWill - Twitterbug!
CDR - Twitterwhore!
Kris Humphries - The Humpinator
Chris Quinn - Second to LeBron in Ohio
Jarvis Hayes - Haze/Blazed
Keyon Dooling - EVP
Tony Battie - Batman, Battle
Josh Boone - Airballs
Bobby Simmons - Captain Bench

CDR+Yi+Lee = The CONFEDERACY! (Robert E. Lee)

RaptorizedKevin
02-04-2010, 11:01 PM
dwighthoward - muscleman.

arkanian215
02-04-2010, 11:01 PM
Jonas Jerebko - Token

deuces
02-04-2010, 11:02 PM
glen davis-big mac

RaptorizedKevin
02-04-2010, 11:04 PM
Nets
Trenton "The Capitol" Hassell (it was actually something YES came up with but it never stuck)
Yi -> Yi-Z (easy)
Brook Lopez - BroLo (just like RoLo)
Devin Harris - I like to work on mah tan!
Courtney Lee - Rique Doesn't Like Me
TWill - Twitterbug!
CDR - Twitterwhore!
Kris Humphries - The Humpinator
Chris Quinn - Second to LeBron in Ohio
Jarvis Hayes - Haze/Blazed
Keyon Dooling - EVP
Tony Battie - Batman, Battle
Josh Boone - Airballs
Bobby Simmons - Captain Bench

CDR+Yi+Lee = The CONFEDERACY! (Robert E. Lee)


:laugh::laugh::laugh: that is too jks.

magichatnumber9
02-04-2010, 11:04 PM
glen davis-big mac

:) Nice

arkanian215
02-04-2010, 11:04 PM
glen davis-big mac

p baby

mikantsass
02-04-2010, 11:05 PM
glen davis-big mac

More like triple whopper with cheese

RaptorizedKevin
02-04-2010, 11:05 PM
glen davis-big mac

glen davis-double quater pounder + cheese.

DCB/LAL
02-04-2010, 11:05 PM
Kendrick Perkins- Jeepers Creepers or Goblin

arkanian215
02-04-2010, 11:07 PM
Kendrick Perkins- Jeepers Creepers or Goblin

The Hitman

RadiantShot
02-04-2010, 11:13 PM
Nate - High as the Sky
Varejao - Flip Flop
Marc Gasol - Thing 2
Kobe Bryant - Crunch Time
Lebron James - 48 (Minutes) Solid
Allen Iverson - No Benches
Latrell Sprewell - Suck It
Carlos Arroyo - Latino in a bottle
Stephon Marbury - Ying-Yang PG


Come up with some more later.

JeffG20
02-04-2010, 11:13 PM
Peja Stojakovic- Borat (he just looks like him)
Chris Paul- Ankle Breaker (my favorite player but he mostly breaks his own ankle)
Marcus Thornton- stud (this guy has been great since he's ben starting)
Emeka Okafor- Mr. double-Double
Morris Peterson- Money (because he's too damn expensive for very little production)

RaptorizedKevin
02-04-2010, 11:33 PM
Allen iverson crybaby
bosh-windex
Pierce-cocky
Garnett-trashman
eddie house- chub chub
vareajo-flopper
turkoglu-BALLflopper
turkoglu- brick-ups
demarderozan- kid dynamite
michael beasly- rehabnomore
KObe bryant- hogger
pau gasol- sweaty
Derrick fisher- baldy
brian scalabrine- waterboy
peja stojavic- moneyman
anothony parker-kinder monies

dinkbum
02-04-2010, 11:38 PM
Lawrence "Don't rape me Kobe even though I vaguely resemble a white woman" Frank

Kobe "I shoved a T.G.I. Fridays banana split down my gob and sh_t out a nicely warmed loaf of banana bread on Saturday - bet you can't do that yet LeBron" Bryant.

LeBron "I'm so athletic there's no move I can't do except maybe for that gay leaping thing that Tom Cruise did on that magazine cover" James.

deuces
02-04-2010, 11:41 PM
peja-punjabi (raps fans know what i'm talking about)
allen iverson-practice
andrea bargs and marco belli- pasta boys

arkanian215
02-04-2010, 11:48 PM
peja-punjabi (raps fans know what i'm talking about)
allen iverson-practice
andrea bargs and marco belli- pasta boys

does he not use deodorant?

Young2Kinsler
02-04-2010, 11:50 PM
JJ Barea = The Horse Jockey

ko8e24
02-04-2010, 11:53 PM
Lawrence "Don't rape me Kobe even though I vaguely resemble a white woman" Frank

Kobe "I shoved a T.G.I. Fridays banana split down my gob and sh_t out a nicely warmed loaf of banana bread on Saturday - bet you can't do that yet LeBron" Bryant.

LeBron "I'm so athletic there's no move I can't do except maybe for that gay leaping thing that Tom Cruise did on that magazine cover" James.


:speechless:

whoa! lol

pd7631
02-04-2010, 11:54 PM
Andre Brickadala

Marreese Speights- "Hot Potato".....because whenever he touches the ball he shoots it right away like the ball is a hot potato

Thaddeus Young- "The Whirling Dervish(sp?)".....because he always seems out of control yet gets the job done

Jason Kapono- "Oh, I didn't know he was on the team"

Pittz
02-04-2010, 11:55 PM
Jake "The Lantern" Voskhul
Luke "The Father's Shame" Walton
J.J. Redick - Bootlegged Freddie Prince Jr.

LOL :clap:

Jack of Blades
02-04-2010, 11:57 PM
Kidd - Mr. Foot on the line
Marion - Layup challenged
Dirk - Fuhrer
Dampier - Whale's Vagina
Carlisle - Idiot
Cuban - badass

arkanian215
02-05-2010, 12:09 AM
Kobe "Charlotte Is Impossible" Bryant
LeBron "GTFO Braylon Edwards" James
Yao "Too Tall" Ming
Shaq "I like your girl" O'Neal
Brandon "Milwaukees Best" Jennings
Reggie "Honk" Evans
DaJuan "Waterfalls" Summers
Dwight "Dumper" Howard
Dwyane "Tiger Woods" Wade
Caron "I need the Dew" Butler
JaVale "Obama" McGee
Nate "Tiny" Robinson (pretty sure the nickname belongs to Keith though)
Greg "When I think about you, I flash myself" Oden

Deezy 24
02-05-2010, 12:18 AM
Mike Conley MCon
OJ Mayo Juice
Rudy Gay No Homo
Zach Randolph ZBo
Marc Gasol better stronger than big brother
Sam Young aka windmill
Demarre Carroll midrange but no change
Hasheem Thabeet thablock
Jamaal Tinsley Jamaaaaaaal lol ?
Lester Hudson the kid
Darrell Arthur aka hated by Memphis tiger fans until drafted by grizzlies but still some dislike him

ko8e24
02-05-2010, 12:21 AM
Mike Conley MCon
OJ Mayo Juice
Rudy Gay No Homo
Zach Randolph ZBo
Marc Gasol better stronger than big brother
Sam Young aka windmill
Demarre Carroll midrange but no change
Hasheem Thabeet thablock
Jamaal Tinsley Jamaaaaaaal lol ?
Lester Hudson the kid
Darrell Arthur aka hated by Memphis tiger fans until drafted by grizzlies but still some dislike him



Come up with ur own

Deezy 24
02-05-2010, 12:21 AM
Anderson Varejeo aka high school musical

Deezy 24
02-05-2010, 12:23 AM
Come up with ur own

i know man but thts wat we all call him.

IrespectNumber3
02-05-2010, 12:40 AM
Kobe " Im gonna make the next shot" Bryant
Ron "Im used to playing rough" Artest
Amare - Goggles

Greg Broken Oden

Brandon Roy...Roy Roy Roy...Roy Roy Roy

DCB/LAL
02-05-2010, 01:01 AM
Kobe "motha-***-ing" Bryant
Lebron "motha-***-ing" James
Dwyane "motha-***-ing" Wade
Kevin "motha-***-ing" Durant
Dirk "motha-***-ing" Nowitzki
Etc....
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..
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OR Dirk NoWhisky? :rimshot:




:shrug:

tmacsc2
02-05-2010, 01:01 AM
Allen Iverson- AI the gay guy.....(no offense to gays)
Brandon Roy- P-town Christ....
i dunno i suck at nicknames....i just like to try to find stuff that rhymes with their names and make fun of them its pretty fun...

jimbobjarree
02-05-2010, 01:06 AM
ku klutch korver
marshmemo okur
Paul 'the paperboy' Millsap

jibz
02-05-2010, 01:17 AM
kobe "the rapist" bryant

DCB/LAL
02-05-2010, 01:22 AM
kobe "the rapist" bryant

Good one!! I never thought of that one!

:clap:


It makes sense cause he rapes anyone guarding him!! Wow thats a good one! :up: :hi5:

Wilson
02-05-2010, 01:24 AM
I know people are cool right now, but I think it's only a matter of time until someone gets insulted and arguments start in here. Sorry guys, I'm going to close this one.