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lakerboy
12-22-2009, 03:05 PM
http://bossip.com/194414/could-it-be-shaqs-baby-gilbert-arenas-seeking-paternity-tests/

3 babies, including an unborn child. Article also says he also moved out of the house they lived in.

BlondeBomber41
12-22-2009, 03:06 PM
I hope they all are Shaqs babies, and then Arenas confronts Shaq and Shaq whoops his ***.

Kakaroach
12-22-2009, 03:08 PM
Gotta feel for Gilbert, Shaq was an ***hole in this situation. Hope their Shaq's kids.

_Supreme_
12-22-2009, 03:09 PM
:laugh:

Spurred1
12-22-2009, 03:10 PM
Tawdry situation. The woman certainly has displayed a lack of morals as well. If they're Shaq's, he's going to have to pony up.

Cubsfan365
12-22-2009, 03:11 PM
I hope this becomes an episode of Maury :pray:

Fool
12-22-2009, 03:11 PM
Wow, thats just horrible. I feel bad for Arenas.

COBY KARL
12-22-2009, 03:12 PM
i hope this becomes an episode of maury :pray:

+1

_Supreme_
12-22-2009, 03:14 PM
The topic of this thread has the potential to be thread of the year material.

Ray_R
12-22-2009, 03:15 PM
+1

+2

CityofTreez
12-22-2009, 03:16 PM
I bet you one of them is Shaq's.

Shaq's kid to Arenas out of the womb: "I never liked you fool"

RaptorsFanatic
12-22-2009, 03:18 PM
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

Shaq....your not the father.
http://finefilter.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/shaq.jpg

Bob_at_york
12-22-2009, 03:24 PM
is this story for real?

NYK|NYY
12-22-2009, 03:26 PM
Ha, I hope their Shaq's. It's messed up but it makes for a nice storyline.

Hellcrooner
12-22-2009, 03:30 PM
i guess in the end size DoES matter

clutchski
12-22-2009, 03:37 PM
Arenas probably feels like a zero right now

bbd24
12-22-2009, 03:41 PM
What if its Shaqs' and Arenas' baby ?

Now thats more like a maury story. Shoot, they might even bring back Phil Donahue for that one. A Christmas special.

colinskik
12-22-2009, 03:54 PM
This is too much.

Hilarious, but so goddamned ridiculous.

Raps18-19 Champ
12-22-2009, 03:57 PM
This expalins Wizards slump.

Also brings something new to the Cavs/Wiz "rivalry".

Chronz
12-22-2009, 04:02 PM
MAURY MAURY MAUReY!!!

-Kobe24-TJ19-
12-22-2009, 04:02 PM
i guess in the end size DoES matter

:laugh:

Ray_R
12-22-2009, 04:03 PM
so that whatarenas meant when he said he was lacking killer mode. :speechless: SHAQ IS GONNA GET KILLED BY ARENAS.

Atticus Finch
12-22-2009, 04:05 PM
If this turns out to be true, is this worse than what Tiger did? And if so, is the media backlash going to be as big?

yanks19791024
12-22-2009, 04:05 PM
:laugh:

blazerman
12-22-2009, 04:10 PM
Yeah that sucks that Arenas has to go through the agony of not knowing if his children are really his.

On the flipside I can see it now the test reveals that Shaq nor Gilbert are the father. I bet you'd have Lebron chewing his nails even more, Micheal Jordan asking his accountant how much this will cost him, Kobe buying Vanessa another 4 million dollar ring and even Greg Oden getting fingered as the possible baby daddy, haha

Then after all that Tiger Woods is revealed to be the daddy after all,haha :cool:

zambo4president
12-22-2009, 04:11 PM
Shaq to Arenas: "Gilbert tell me how my *** taste"

B.JenningsMVP
12-22-2009, 04:12 PM
Oh wow.. shaq's a ****er... literally

MSG34
12-22-2009, 04:14 PM
I hope Gilbert kicks Shaq's ***. That'd be great.

CityofTreez
12-22-2009, 04:14 PM
If this turns out to be true, is this worse than what Tiger did? And if so, is the media backlash going to be as big?

Did you just put Tiger Wood's in the same sentence as Air Hibachi & Shaq Diesel!

God, I have this nasty image of Shaq just railing tiger's ex and she can't stop yelling the word: "IKEA, IKEA, IKEA, IKEA!!!!!!!!!!!!

blazerman
12-22-2009, 04:15 PM
If this turns out to be true, is this worse than what Tiger did? And if so, is the media backlash going to be as big?

No because Tiger is really the daddy of all 3 kids (you beat me by one post using Tiger Woods name in this thread, haha )

ItsTheLastAce
12-22-2009, 04:16 PM
damn that sux i dont like gil but i feel for him.

RocketsRule
12-22-2009, 04:17 PM
Shaq to Arenas: "Gilbert tell me how my *** taste"

:laugh:

blazerman
12-22-2009, 04:18 PM
Did you just put Tiger Wood's in the same sentence as Air Hibachi & Shaq Diesel!

God, I have this nasty image of Shaq just railing tiger's ex and she can't stop yelling the word: "IKEA, IKEA, IKEA, IKEA!!!!!!!!!!!!



:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

That's one of the funniest replies Ive seen yet on PSD, :clap:

Bob_at_york
12-22-2009, 04:19 PM
Everyone circle January 6th on your calendar, the Cavs face the Wizards!!

what54!?
12-22-2009, 04:23 PM
awwww shaq broke up a family. Gilbert's gotta choose them better

blazerman
12-22-2009, 04:24 PM
I bet if that kid comes out smelling like a cigar, she knows Bill Clinton too.

MikeyBeingMikey
12-22-2009, 04:25 PM
typical nba trash

rapjuicer06
12-22-2009, 04:30 PM
forget all of you, its dikembe mutombo's...every girl wants that fingered waived inside them

Wiz kids
12-22-2009, 04:32 PM
I don't like Gil but don't know how all you can make fun of the situation...

Btw who the **** would cheat with Shaq?!

Mavrix
12-22-2009, 04:34 PM
forget all of you, its dikembe mutombo's...every girl wants that fingered waived inside them

hahahahahahahahahahaha

blazerman
12-22-2009, 04:37 PM
I can see Gilbert and his girlfriend taking to kids to see the whitehouse and lincoln memorial and running into Barrack Obama and the older two kids saying, " DADDY) and Gilbert saying, "that isnt your daddy, that's the president".
Then Obama saying to Gilbert, "shut up punk before I raise your taxes, they know who they're daddy is".

macc
12-22-2009, 04:41 PM
Anyone know how old his kids are?

Wiz kids
12-22-2009, 04:41 PM
I can see Gilbert and his girlfriend taking to kids to see the whitehouse and lincoln memorial and running into Barrack Obama and the older two kids saying, " DADDY) and Gilbert saying, "that isnt your daddy, that's the president".
Then Obama saying to Gilbert, "shut up punk before I raise your taxes, they know who they're daddy is".

ahahahahaha....no

Atticus Finch
12-22-2009, 04:41 PM
Did you just put Tiger Wood's in the same sentence as Air Hibachi & Shaq Diesel!



If this turns out to be true, is this worse than what Tiger did? And if so, is the media backlash going to be as big?

Literally? no

Raps18-19 Champ
12-22-2009, 04:44 PM
Literally? no

To Kill a Mocking Bird sucks.

sportscrazy34
12-22-2009, 04:46 PM
So to sum this up Shaq beat arenas to the hole?

Shady66
12-22-2009, 04:46 PM
forget all of you, its dikembe mutombo's...every girl wants that fingered waived inside them

lol!

Atticus Finch
12-22-2009, 04:52 PM
To Kill a Mocking Bird sucks.

So do the Raptors

daisuke4cy
12-22-2009, 04:52 PM
This is kinda funny, i want to watch the cavs vs wizards game. I wonder if espn is going to put the game in primetime, they could advertise the hell out of it. lol

Raps18-19 Champ
12-22-2009, 04:53 PM
So do the Raptors

In all seriousness, that book did suck.

What did Boo Radley have to do with anything at all in that book?

Shady66
12-22-2009, 04:55 PM
In all seriousness, that book did suck.

What did Boo Radley have to do with anything at all in that book?

That book was so damn boring lol
I remember year or two ago i had to read it in english class lol

Toenail Clipper
12-22-2009, 05:01 PM
Gilbert doesn't have to move out, that dumb hoe does!

GrandDaddyPurp
12-22-2009, 05:08 PM
Arenas probably feels like a zero right now

rofl.

ThuglifeJ
12-22-2009, 05:16 PM
hahahha

VCaintdead17
12-22-2009, 05:21 PM
In all seriousness, that book did suck.

What did Boo Radley have to do with anything at all in that book?

He taught the kids that you shouldnt judge a book by its cover.


Why did the Raptors sign Hedo Turkoglu to such a huge *** contract?

Strumpy
12-22-2009, 05:22 PM
forget all of you, its dikembe mutombo's...every girl wants that fingered waived inside them

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

bbd24
12-22-2009, 06:34 PM
Why did the Raptors sign Hedo Turkoglu to such a huge *** contract?

They judged a book by the Orlando Magic cover.

MTar786
12-22-2009, 07:06 PM
they are all tiger woods babies

levignjw
12-22-2009, 07:23 PM
If they are Shaq's I just lost all the respect I had for the guy.

bigsams50
12-22-2009, 07:29 PM
forget all of you, its dikembe mutombo's...every girl wants that fingered waived inside them

:speechless:

RaptorizedKevin
12-22-2009, 07:38 PM
They judged a book by the Orlando Magic cover.

and the fact that bryan colangelo is obessed with that guy.. hes bene playing badly.. only like 4 clutch shots in 30 games :facepalm:

MaHaRaJaH
12-22-2009, 07:47 PM
I hope they all are Shaqs babies, and then Arenas confronts Shaq and Shaq whoops his ***.

Maury, Do Yo Thannnnng

PrettyBoyJ
12-22-2009, 07:50 PM
poor gilbert.. I wonder how he feel wen he play the cavs.. lmao damn you kno wat the say u cant turn a hoe into a house wife

wileyisTOFU
12-22-2009, 09:31 PM
awesome

TheWatcher34
12-22-2009, 10:30 PM
thasick.

BALLER71
12-22-2009, 10:53 PM
Shaq to Arenas: "Gilbert tell me how my semen tastes"
Fixed.

Stunner
12-22-2009, 11:52 PM
shaq is a b****** i hope he falls on lebron in ruin the Cavs whole season.

Stunner
12-22-2009, 11:53 PM
shaq is a b****** i hope he falls on lebron in ruin the Cavs whole season.

sorry for cursing. :(

SirCalvin81
12-23-2009, 12:06 AM
how do they not no if its shaqs baby? it the 1 that came out the womb 3 feet tall and weighed 60 pounds

29$JerZ
12-23-2009, 12:17 AM
Poor Gilbert, must suck knowing his wife sucks as much as the lower half of the eastern conference.... Too soon?

jetsfan28
12-23-2009, 12:29 AM
So Cavs (LeBron and Shaq) vs. Wizards (Soulja Boy and Hibachi) now confirmed as the greatest rivalry in NBA history?

td0tsfinest
12-23-2009, 12:52 AM
Poor Gilbert.

First he had to get surgery on his knees, now Shaq is going to break them.

PLAYERS FAN
12-23-2009, 01:08 AM
Shaq is like George Bush! The media(ESPN) is like Fox News! Shaq is never wrong!

ldc62
12-23-2009, 08:32 AM
Someone should turn this into a Soap Opera.

blazerman
12-23-2009, 09:02 AM
Poor Gilbert.

First he had to get surgery on his knees, now Shaq is going to break them.

I bet Gilbet's girlfriend is next to have have a knee injury considering how much time she spends on them.

PJAF
12-23-2009, 09:05 AM
How do you spell dirtbag? SHAQ.

blazerman
12-23-2009, 10:12 AM
How do you spell dirtbag? SHAQ.

Agreed

Arenas should hire 2 super hot women to flirt with Shaq and invite him back to their hotel room the next time the Cavs play in DC, then have one of the ladies slip him a roothie(not enough to pass him out but to just enough to make him woosy and a little out of it) along with a couple of viagra then have the women get him naked then tell him they want him to ******* them in the *** then do a quick little switcharoo with a couple of cross dressing trannies and let them service a half out of it Shaq on camera.

td0tsfinest
12-23-2009, 12:28 PM
Someone should turn this into a Soap Opera.

watch the WWE rip this off.

jbeezy
12-23-2009, 01:59 PM
shaq is a tool.

Raph12
12-23-2009, 02:23 PM
Man Shaq is such a douche.

lorenz00
12-23-2009, 02:27 PM
lol

avrpatsfan
12-23-2009, 02:28 PM
Shaq ugh......... :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:

JonnyBrav000
12-23-2009, 02:31 PM
Shaq is a *****... I hope this gets out in the media really heavy and Shaq gets destroyed. Don't know if I can picture the media turning on Shaq tho, but the big douche bag deserves it.

blazerman
12-25-2009, 01:34 AM
Shaq+ prick = shaqtactus........... Shawny takes half and gilbert just got a nice raise...

ldc62
12-25-2009, 07:38 PM
and the fact that bryan colangelo is obessed with that guy.. hes bene playing badly.. only like 4 clutch shots in 30 games :facepalm:

Thats still more than how many Lebron has made in his first 3 years... Its not Hedo's fault Triano doesn't know how to use him.

masalex1205
12-25-2009, 08:06 PM
I wish I could read one thread longer than 3 pages long that doesn't have

1.) a delusional Raptors fan overrating one of their overpaid players who doesn't play a lick of defense
2.) one of these-->:facepalm: Seriously, PSD should ban it on account of it being too wack


BUT I can't wait for Cavs v. Wizards!!

TheWatcher34
12-25-2009, 09:14 PM
Agreed

Arenas should hire 2 super hot women to flirt with Shaq and invite him back to their hotel room the next time the Cavs play in DC, then have one of the ladies slip him a roothie(not enough to pass him out but to just enough to make him woosy and a little out of it) along with a couple of viagra then have the women get him naked then tell him they want him to ******* them in the *** then do a quick little switcharoo with a couple of cross dressing trannies and let them service a half out of it Shaq on camera.

your plan is rich in details...so, did this really happen to you? :D

it's really messed up from the diesel to inject his fuel into the co-worker's wife.

Jaji
12-25-2009, 10:05 PM
Headline of the decade if they're Shaq's.

IBleedPurple
12-26-2009, 01:48 AM
NBA off court story of the year...easily.

runforrestrunx9
12-26-2009, 01:53 AM
i hope they all are shaqs babies, and then arenas confronts shaq and shaq whoops his ***.

+1

bomber0104
12-26-2009, 04:50 PM
Shaq is a *****... I hope this gets out in the media really heavy and Shaq gets destroyed. Don't know if I can picture the media turning on Shaq tho, but the big douche bag deserves it.

i'm with you

KnicksorBust
12-26-2009, 06:10 PM
Was he just practicing?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9LmHXXWiJs
For the real show...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wbLdYeZvoc

Kianwe
12-26-2009, 07:18 PM
Yeah that sucks that Arenas has to go through the agony of not knowing if his children are really his.

On the flipside I can see it now the test reveals that Shaq nor Gilbert are the father. I bet you'd have Lebron chewing his nails even more, Micheal Jordan asking his accountant how much this will cost him, Kobe buying Vanessa another 4 million dollar ring and even Greg Oden getting fingered as the possible baby daddy, haha

Then after all that Tiger Woods is revealed to be the daddy after all,haha :cool:

Oden would only get fingered as the baby daddy if the baby came out as a 60 year old man

JayW_1023
12-27-2009, 06:00 AM
I hope Gil won't gun down Shaq with that gun he's been hidin'.

ESaady
12-27-2009, 06:22 AM
"The Spy Who Shaqqed Me"