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fairandbalanced
10-22-2009, 01:37 PM
NBA players only....current or past.

I can ball better than Michael Doleac and Earl Barron.

IRUAM #21
10-22-2009, 01:40 PM
No you can't.

fairandbalanced
10-22-2009, 01:42 PM
No you can't.

Ever been positive in your life?

IRUAM #21
10-22-2009, 01:45 PM
No, i haven't.

ChiBulls91
10-22-2009, 02:00 PM
NBA players only....current or past.

I can ball better than Michael Doleac and Earl Barron.

my first official use of the facepalm goes to you:facepalm:

they're in the nba for a reason and dont tell me its just height

Carey
10-22-2009, 02:01 PM
Im a 6'1 post player, no way im better then any NBA player who has ever played lol

IRUAM #21
10-22-2009, 02:02 PM
But fairandbalanced is a baller !!!!

yanks19791024
10-22-2009, 02:03 PM
Im better then Lebron and Kobe combined at playing NBA 2k10

ChiBulls91
10-22-2009, 02:04 PM
But fairandbalanced is a baller !!!!

he's also a moron

castan_b
10-22-2009, 02:04 PM
shawn bradley.

IRUAM #21
10-22-2009, 02:05 PM
he's also a moron

x2

SchyGuy11
10-22-2009, 02:05 PM
[QUOTE=fairandbalanced;

I can ball better than Michael Doleac and Earl Barron.[/QUOTE]

:crazy: You are dumb!!! If you played either of them or any other NBA player that ever played, you would not even score!

DaPrimeTime21
10-22-2009, 02:17 PM
HAHAHAHAHA

You have to be kidding me:confused:

You can't seriously believe you are better than any nba player ever.

MTone8788
10-22-2009, 02:22 PM
Why does your sig say "i remain fear and balanced" but your name is fairandbalanced :confused:

I think you are better at being worse than everyone in the nba, and the nbdl, and the wnba.

theBraveRocket
10-22-2009, 02:31 PM
dude, you've got to be kidding me. it sounds as if you are either way too confident or have lost touch with reality. either way, if you could ball better, you wouldn't be starting this thread because you would be with a team right now. thanks for wasting my time and everyone else's

cubulls
10-22-2009, 02:45 PM
Apparently, Brian Scalabrine is an awesome basketball player because he is in the NBA which means that he can ball better than anyone who isn't. :rolleyes:

Raph12
10-22-2009, 03:11 PM
I feel like I could beat Mugsy Bogues if I got first ball, it was winners out and no 5-sec back-to-the-basket rule, post and dunk lol.

NYKnickFanatic
10-22-2009, 03:15 PM
No you can't.

x2.

DrDEADalready
10-22-2009, 03:23 PM
I know for a fact I can beat Luke Walton that guy is garbage.

-Kobe24-TJ19-
10-22-2009, 03:26 PM
I know for a fact I can beat Luke Walton that guy is garbage.

No you cant!

But i can catch ball better than Kwame Brown!

BRADY4MVP
10-22-2009, 03:28 PM
I can play better than........... fairandbalanced






dude, you have got to be kidding me with this thread

DrDEADalready
10-22-2009, 03:32 PM
If little ronnie price and block luke walton and put him on his ***. I'm pretty sure I could do that and shut him down. :cool:

1-800-STFU
10-22-2009, 03:36 PM
I'd beat Stephen Jackson by breaking him.

MiamiHeat
10-22-2009, 03:36 PM
they might suck at NBA level because they are playing with the best of the best
but if they play anybody on PSD one on one they will completely dominate the match.


Chris Quinn will have a field day with anybody on here

Tribe
10-22-2009, 03:38 PM
Yeah you definately cannot play better ball than anyone in the NBA

You may be lights out on your xbox or the leading scorer in a bar league

but its pretty damn foolish to actually think your better than a pro athlete in any league

Tribe
10-22-2009, 03:39 PM
I feel like I could beat Mugsy Bogues if I got first ball, it was winners out and no 5-sec back-to-the-basket rule, post and dunk lol.

The question was who you could play better than

Not who could you beat when making up your own rules

Pierzynski4Prez
10-22-2009, 03:40 PM
I'd probably average like 24 ppg and 7 apg. I'm pretty good from what my friends say.

lol at this thread.

sep11ie
10-22-2009, 03:41 PM
I'm more interesting than the "most interesting man in the world" guy!

sep11ie
10-22-2009, 03:44 PM
Ever been positive in your life?

I dare you to say that to Magic Johnson!

GivenGrace
10-22-2009, 03:45 PM
This thread made my day:)

Pierzynski4Prez
10-22-2009, 03:48 PM
Apparently, Brian Scalabrine is an awesome basketball player because he is in the NBA which means that he can ball better than anyone who isn't. :rolleyes:

I'd bet that Scalabrine would block about 75% of the shots you tried to take on him, and would be dunking on you or I or just about everybody on this site every time he had the ball, no matter how much of a ginger he is.

COBY KARL
10-22-2009, 03:53 PM
i dare you to say that to magic johnson!

hahaha

bbcmillionaire
10-22-2009, 04:01 PM
i played against derrick rose in highschool, he only had 16 points, and i had 12. but i cant beat him 1 on 1 lol. I think i have a chance against anybody smaller than 6'4

sofargone
10-22-2009, 04:11 PM
if you're better than these guys, why arent you in the NBA?

thephoenixson28
10-22-2009, 04:20 PM
I can't beat anyone in the Nba. If I had the ball first and we were going up to 1 and I would just shoot a lucky 3 pointer.

sixers247
10-22-2009, 04:24 PM
I beat Jason Thompson at horse in college.....what now!!!!!

TheKing23
10-22-2009, 04:28 PM
i played against derrick rose in highschool, he only had 16 points, and i had 12. but i cant beat him 1 on 1 lol. I think i have a chance against anybody smaller than 6'4

Errr... So you would have a chance against Chris Paul? Allen Iverson? :facepalm:

Toenail Clipper
10-22-2009, 04:30 PM
Anyone can play better than Luke Walton, the guy's garbage

-Kobe24-TJ19-
10-22-2009, 04:37 PM
if you're better than these guys, why arent you in the NBA?

Because he lives his momma's basement.

whitesox1991
10-22-2009, 04:39 PM
you, DP&Youk, and Jaysmoke could take on the allstar team.

-Kobe24-TJ19-
10-22-2009, 04:40 PM
Anyone can play better than Luke Walton, the guy's garbage

What tha hell???
he's an amazing passer and can post up guys pretty well!

If he only could hit a jumpshot to save his life then...

And i could say that baron Davis is garbage, shot only 37% from the field and 30% from downtown!Luke Walton could average 20PPG if his FG percentage would be 37%!

sofargone
10-22-2009, 04:41 PM
Because he lives his momma's basement.

no seriously this pisses me off. if you say you can beat someone in basketball that makes you better than them...if youre better than these men who make millions to play basketball, then why cant you do it too? i mean if youre so good...

DrDEADalready
10-22-2009, 04:49 PM
Anyone can play better than Luke Walton, the guy's garbage


Lol Right!!

I like this guy ^^^

bleedprple&gold
10-22-2009, 04:57 PM
my first official use of the facepalm goes to you:facepalm:

they're in the nba for a reason and dont tell me its just height

I can kinda see what he's saying. Maybe if he said "If I was 7 ft. tall, I would be better than Michael Doleac and Earl Barron" he would have a better argument.

And some ppl are in the nba just because they are tall, Shawn Bradley being the prime example. Realistically, what did he do in the nba other than grab some rebounds and get dunked on a whole lot. I think I could do that if I was 7'6". That's why the center is the weakest position in the nba, cuz many of these guys are in the league because they are tall, not because they are particularly good. The truth of the matter is, the taller you are, the less skill you need to make it.

IRUAM #21
10-22-2009, 04:57 PM
I'd beat Stephen Jackson by breaking him.
This

I dare you to say that to Magic Johnson!

:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

JordansBulls
10-22-2009, 04:59 PM
NBA players only....current or past.

I can ball better than Michael Doleac and Earl Barron.

I'll lock anyone down. Guys can't seem to score when I am on them. When I have the ball I draw triple and quadruple teams like Roger Clemens thru fast balls. Goes to show how frequent it happened.

Lakerfan In NY
10-22-2009, 05:15 PM
NBA players only....current or past.

I can ball better than Michael Doleac and Earl Barron.

There's no such thing as a "bad NBA player" just some of them aren't as good as the others...Truth be told, the 15 man on the worst NBA roster is "nice" at ball. Miles better than the average player that plays for fun. The problem is your comparing them to Kobe,Lebron Wade, who are the best but until you play a pro...or better yet, play a really good or average D-1 player & you'll see the difference...Most average ball players can't beat the worst NBA player...but if you played some real high level ball (not streetball, but college or overseas) than you got a shot.

tmacsc2
10-22-2009, 05:15 PM
Im pretty good actually i was on the heat for awhile but now im in euro leagues....names matt walsh look it up.... went to florida U

IRUAM #21
10-22-2009, 05:16 PM
Im pretty good actually i was on the heat for awhile but now im in euro leagues....names matt walsh look it up.... went to florida U


Occupation
UPS Trailer Loader.

Fail :facepalm:

sofargone
10-22-2009, 05:22 PM
Fail :facepalm:

lol owned

bbcmillionaire
10-22-2009, 05:26 PM
no seriously this pisses me off. if you say you can beat someone in basketball that makes you better than them...if youre better than these men who make millions to play basketball, then why cant you do it too? i mean if youre so good...

not really, one on one proves you were better FOR THAT GAME. the nba isn't one on one, its a team game. some of the best one on one players are and 1 and streetballers, but they cant make the transition.

fairandbalanced
10-22-2009, 05:29 PM
I'll lock anyone down. Guys can't seem to score when I am on them. When I have the ball I draw triple and quadruple teams like Roger Clemens thru fast balls. Goes to show how frequent it happened.

Whenever you're in the ATL area, let me know. You can't lock me down

bbcmillionaire
10-22-2009, 05:30 PM
Errr... So you would have a chance against Chris Paul? Allen Iverson? :facepalm:

note i said HAVE A CHANCE. im pretty good at 5'11, defensive minded player. I might go to the euroleague at 20. seriously, i know the olympiakos talent scout

TheKing23
10-22-2009, 05:36 PM
Fail :facepalm:

:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

TheKing23
10-22-2009, 05:39 PM
note i said HAVE A CHANCE. im pretty good at 5'11, defensive minded player. I might go to the euroleague at 20. seriously, i know the olympiakos talent scout

Yeah, I know you said HAVE A CHANCE. That doesn't change my question... You honestly think you would have a chance against the likes of Chris Paul, Allen Iverson, Steve Nash, Deron Williams etc.??

Once again :facepalm:

kEviN21
10-22-2009, 05:49 PM
This one's actually TRUE:

I can SHOOT better than Mark Madsen at the Free Throw line.

HuRRiCaNeS324
10-22-2009, 05:57 PM
You should stop making threads for a couple weeks lol.

king4day
10-22-2009, 05:57 PM
note i said HAVE A CHANCE. im pretty good at 5'11, defensive minded player. I might go to the euroleague at 20. seriously, i know the olympiakos talent scout

It'd be cool if u make it. Good luck.
Remember though, it's u and a LOT of others that would try out. Talent will always outweigh who you know.

OT: I play street ball with a guy who tried out for the two expansion D-league teams a couple years ago (14ers and I forget the other) via invite. He said the competition is rediculous. These guys who own the streets get tooled up the ***** in dleague.

The_Mac22
10-22-2009, 05:59 PM
lol

NYYankeesWin#27
10-22-2009, 06:10 PM
i shoot better than kobe, drive better than lebron, pass better than nash, steal better than cp3, and block and rebound better then howard

Pierzynski4Prez
10-22-2009, 06:14 PM
i shoot better than kobe, drive better than lebron, pass better than nash, steal better than cp3, and block and rebound better then howard

Sounds like we have the same game.

IRUAM #21
10-22-2009, 06:16 PM
i shoot better than kobe, drive better than lebron, pass better than nash, steal better than cp3, and block and rebound better then howard

And yet, you do nothing better than Blount. So you suck :p

Bullsfan22
10-22-2009, 06:24 PM
Most people don't understand how good NBA players are, even the scrubs. I played all four years and started in high school and couldn't make a d2 college team sqaud. You're nuts if you think you can compete with a pro one on one let alone actually play a 5 on 5 game with D1 college talent, you'd get exposed. There is rare cases where a kid that's 5 foot 9 with mad skills have NBA talent but is just to short..you have to be physically gifted and have god given talents to be able to be a pro. I myself believe I have certain pro characteristics and other people can have those too. I have been told by many coaches that I have the some of the quickest hands but...that's my only pro characteristic! to think you can beat an nba player is crazy quick hands won't get me anywhere against a player like chris paul and I have 4 inches on him.

zambo4president
10-22-2009, 06:32 PM
Im 6'1 but I can play every position. I only play at LA Fitness now and im fairly good like above average but no way in hell could I beat an NBA player, current or ex.

MackSnackWrap
10-22-2009, 06:38 PM
No u cant

Kakaroach
10-22-2009, 06:43 PM
I am better than Mike James. So in other words, I'm the best of all time.

bbcmillionaire
10-22-2009, 06:56 PM
i think we should have a basketball tournament for psd forums members. It could be me vs other chicago psd users, new york city vs each other and so on

IRUAM #21
10-22-2009, 07:17 PM
I am better than Mike James. So in other words, I'm the best of all time.

:pity:

Ironman5219
10-22-2009, 07:24 PM
On NBA 2K I can whip all of them, maybe I can shoot free throws better than Shaq but lets be real, i'm a white boy that doesn't have a chance against worst bench warmer.

J$mo0th_3o5
10-22-2009, 07:28 PM
i shoot better than kobe, drive better than lebron, pass better than nash, steal better than cp3, and block and rebound better then howard

How are you doing today Mr. Dwyane Wade? :D

Ray_R
10-22-2009, 07:31 PM
I am better than Mike James. So in other words, I'm the best of all time.

:laugh: NO!...... :pity:

MiamiHeat
10-22-2009, 07:35 PM
i shoot better than kobe, drive better than lebron, pass better than nash, steal better than cp3, and block and rebound better then howard

wow you must be near Mark Blount's level then

Paulliwali
10-22-2009, 07:46 PM
lol this is too funny, best thread of THE YEAR

IRUAM #21
10-22-2009, 07:47 PM
lol this is too funny, best thread of THE YEAR

Liar !

http://www.prosportsdaily.com/forums/showthread.php?t=417767

Vinny642
10-22-2009, 08:07 PM
CP told me we were pretty close talent wise

Gators123
10-22-2009, 08:10 PM
CP told me we were pretty close talent wise

Pretty close?? hahah yeah right, CP wishes he had your skills.

Vinny642
10-22-2009, 08:11 PM
I can score almost asgood as him, but my steals are better and overall defense

bal_ravens
10-22-2009, 08:12 PM
Well I played basketball four years in high school, am 6'5 and not bragging, but was a pretty solid player playing against teams that went all-state.

Now I have played with Gilbert Arenas, Rudy Gay, the Maryland basketball team two years ago, and Charlie V.

Rudy Gay just had a dunk fest(I was on his team). Gilbert just embarrassed everybody.
Doubt anyone here can beat anyone.

D Roses Bulls
10-22-2009, 08:14 PM
the best stupidest thread ever. there is an endless amount of jokes you can make about this thread

D Roses Bulls
10-22-2009, 08:16 PM
oh and to add on, im better then jesus shuttlesworth

fairandbalanced
10-22-2009, 08:19 PM
the best ********* thread ever. there is an endless amount of jokes you can make about this thread


Thanks man

Hustla23
10-22-2009, 08:33 PM
There might be in the rarest of cases some random PSD'er who is just insanely naturally talented but I'd think that realistically wouldn't be the case....

I don't think all people really know how hard it is to make it into the NBA...

It's almost impossible to even make a D1 starting squad, let alone a D2 squad...

Making the NBA might be one of the hardest endeavors to do in this world lol.

albertc86
10-22-2009, 08:38 PM
If anyone played better than a player, past or present, they would be or would've been in the league.

CB4AB7VC15
10-22-2009, 08:53 PM
Kevin Ollie or J Vaughn, I've seen better players.

D Roses Bulls
10-22-2009, 09:45 PM
Thanks man

sorry, didnt mean to put it down. its just endless amount of things you can say in this thread. i hope this never closes

what54!?
10-22-2009, 09:46 PM
I'm better than D Roses Bulls

Ebbs
10-22-2009, 11:21 PM
My IQ just went down 10 points reading this....

b_rad23
10-22-2009, 11:25 PM
to -11?

IRUAM #21
10-22-2009, 11:26 PM
:rimshot:

b_rad23
10-22-2009, 11:28 PM
:bow:





:bump:

djred532
10-22-2009, 11:29 PM
In all seriousness, a bunch of guys from the streets can beat Anthony Carter...

I like you
10-22-2009, 11:41 PM
I can beat Josh Boone in a freethrow shooting contest

bbcmillionaire
10-22-2009, 11:41 PM
aaron gray would rape everyone here(except me of course)

TheKing23
10-22-2009, 11:57 PM
aaron gray would rape everyone here(except me of course)

Woah, woah... What's that got to do with basketball??! :offtopic:

ElMarroAfamado
10-23-2009, 12:20 AM
that people know what the guy is trying to do
and cant just keep it going is funny

its alwaaays something

_KB24_
10-23-2009, 12:32 AM
I'm better than Lebron but Nike took away the footage of me destroying him ;)

BkOriginalOne
10-23-2009, 12:43 AM
I can play better than Bill Russel, right now.

Ace33Bone
10-23-2009, 10:24 AM
True story i beat Andray Blatche one on one.... in a race to the VIP section of the club... I hope that counts for this thread

bbcmillionaire
10-23-2009, 10:44 AM
to all my jay-z fans what up..............back to the topic, i think i could demolish anthony carter, like 32-6

sep11ie
10-23-2009, 11:02 AM
Shaq owes me 10 g's for beating him in a free throw contest

arkanian215
10-23-2009, 11:07 AM
lol that foxnews is getting to your head.:facepalm:

smith&wesson
10-23-2009, 11:31 AM
i couldnt beat any one but if i had to play someone i would play kidd.
one on one he would have no one to pass too, he is slow easy to defend, he cant shoot at a high percentage. in a game of 11 i think i can score a point on him. lol haha.

REIDYREID
10-23-2009, 11:33 AM
I actually played Marcus Fizer at Lifetime...Dudes pretty wack. I think I could HONESTLY bust him. Im 6'4 hes like 6'10. I can dunk idk if he can anymore lol ol boy got some bogus knees. But still for bein in the league like 6 years ago (first round pick too) i think he should be able to bust me...BUT he cant.

IT27
10-23-2009, 11:55 AM
i can shoot freethrows better than chuck hayes

sep11ie
10-23-2009, 11:57 AM
i can shoot freethrows better than chuck hayes

Whatever, he would lane violate your as s

Tblaze
10-23-2009, 12:05 PM
I think I can play alot of things better then nba players, but basketball.. no.

bbcmillionaire
10-23-2009, 12:07 PM
I actually played Marcus Fizer at Lifetime...Dudes pretty wack. I think I could HONESTLY bust him. Im 6'4 hes like 6'10. I can dunk idk if he can anymore lol ol boy got some bogus knees. But still for bein in the league like 6 years ago (first round pick too) i think he should be able to bust me...BUT he cant.

hahaha he sucks, sucked, and will continue to suck. I sure feel bad for the team that drafted him, a former 1st round pick,those dumb son of a......................wait it was us(the bulls):sad2::sad2:

bbcmillionaire
10-23-2009, 12:08 PM
i couldnt beat any one but if i had to play someone i would play kidd.
one on one he would have no one to pass too, he is slow easy to defend, he cant shoot at a high percentage. in a game of 11 i think i can score a point on him. lol haha.

good choice, id chose jerome james, lol we gotta play make it take it, if i get the ball 1st its over

Gorgon2k
10-23-2009, 12:31 PM
i couldnt beat any one but if i had to play someone i would play kidd.
one on one he would have no one to pass too, he is slow easy to defend, he cant shoot at a high percentage. in a game of 11 i think i can score a point on him. lol haha.

He's slow compared to Nba players. compared to average joes im sure he's extremely quick. anyone who even entertains the thought of beating an NBA player is absolutely ********.

td0tsfinest
10-23-2009, 12:57 PM
according to nba 2k10 Im the best player on the hornets

:D

smith&wesson
10-23-2009, 01:02 PM
He's slow compared to Nba players. compared to average joes im sure he's extremely quick. anyone who even entertains the thought of beating an NBA player is absolutely ********.

thanks for calling me a ****** but if you read what i actually wrote you would have saw that i said id maybe score one point against him. how is that entertaining the thought of beating an nba player ??

u sure suck the fun out of things eh.

smith&wesson
10-23-2009, 01:04 PM
He's slow compared to Nba players. compared to average joes im sure he's extremely quick. anyone who even entertains the thought of beating an NBA player is absolutely ********.

lol didnt he have heart problems or somthing ?? that guy sux but he is huge he would block the **** out of every shot i could possibly take at 6 ft.

theducksmuggler
10-23-2009, 01:15 PM
are u honestly ******** if your could play ball better them you would be in the NBA god ****ing damnet your dense

sep11ie
10-23-2009, 01:16 PM
according to nba 2k10 Im the best player on the hornets

:D

J. Seppie on the Bulls would whoop that as s!

Gators123
10-23-2009, 01:19 PM
I could probably cross over Kobe and dunk on Shaq. I'm just good. ;)

Ethix11
10-23-2009, 01:22 PM
Michael Doleac was pretty good 3 years ago. Im sure he would block any of our shots around the rim, then hed rebound every ball and then he would constantly dunk it in your face and tbag you for the mere fact that you think you are his equal. good god lay off the hemp till you come back down to earth. then relapse when youve learned your lesson

sep11ie
10-23-2009, 01:30 PM
Sometimes, when I'm on the court, I feel like I hover over everyone and at one point, I swear I took the shape of a unicorn

*Superman*
10-23-2009, 01:37 PM
I could take JJ on.

sep11ie
10-23-2009, 01:40 PM
I could take JJ on.



Jenny Jones?

bigsams50
10-23-2009, 02:33 PM
I could probably cross over Kobe and dunk on Shaq. I'm just good. ;)

:speechless: NO......YOU SIR.....ARE AMAZING!!!!

Tyreke
10-23-2009, 06:13 PM
I know I could beat Beno Udrih

smith&wesson
10-23-2009, 06:45 PM
I could probably cross over Kobe and dunk on Shaq. I'm just good. ;)

X2 :D

No hard feelings my man.

Rome
10-23-2009, 07:03 PM
I actually played Marcus Fizer at Lifetime...Dudes pretty wack. I think I could HONESTLY bust him. Im 6'4 hes like 6'10. I can dunk idk if he can anymore lol ol boy got some bogus knees. But still for bein in the league like 6 years ago (first round pick too) i think he should be able to bust me...BUT he cant.

Haha but he cant. Thats funny.

Cromedome
10-24-2009, 09:51 AM
I could beat Kyle Korver hands down. This dude misses more than he makes.

jetsfan28
10-24-2009, 02:50 PM
I MIGHT be better than Wilt right now