View Full Version : Politician Resigns After Accidentally Bragging About Sex with Lobbyist into Open Mic

09-11-2009, 04:57 AM

He didn't realize his mic was on as he was bragging about it during a legislative hearing. Oops. In case anyone still wasn't sure, it's the lobbyists our politicians cater to, not us. Hard to compete when they're not only offering them money, but also sex.

09-11-2009, 08:51 AM

i saw this tape. he was talking about spanking also. lesson #1) if you are wearing a mike, keep your mouth shut.

in an effort to keep my posts from being deleted, i will not post any of the jokes that come to mind.


09-11-2009, 12:36 PM
Youtube video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7u0eox2eR4

Watch it, it's hilarious. I saw it on the news and I almost died :laugh2:

09-11-2009, 12:49 PM
Transcript of Mike Duval's Conversation:

Mike Duvall: (unintelligible) ...She wears little eye-patch underwear, so I can see her eye patches. So, the other day she came here with her underwear, Thursday. And so, we had made love Wednesday, a lot. And so she'll she's all, I am going up and down the stairs and you're dripping out of me. So messy. (laughing) ...I, I, I, I saw your staffer, and she didn't that night, at the store ...yeah.

(pause) ...So I am getting into spanking her… Yeah, I like it… I like spanking her. She goes, I know you like spanking me, I said yeah, that's 'cause you're such a bad girl. (laughing)

And so her birthday was Monday. So I was 54 on June 14th, so for a month she was 19-years younger than me. I said now you're getting old, I am going have to trade you in, and she goes, she's 36, she is 18 years younger than me. And so I keep teasing her, and she goes I know you French men, you divide your age by 2 and add 7, and if you're older than that, you dump us.

I go were did you get that math? She goes I looked it up. She goes I know all about you French men. So what would that make that, that means, okay, 27 and 7, I go (expletive), you're still okay, you got one more year man. I go, and I go, she goes let's make the best out of it.

Other Person: (unintelligible)

Mike Duvall: Oh, yeah, Sher, Shar, Shar...Oh, she is hot. I talked to her yesterday. She goes, so are we finished? I go, no, we're not finished. I go, you know about the other one, but she doesn't know about you. (laughing)
I cannot believe that he was saying this while he was literally sitting in his seat AT the state assembly :laugh:

09-11-2009, 12:56 PM
Rule of thumb, if you are in front of a microphone, assume it is live.

I was teaching a large group of CPA's about health insurance, and had a radio enabled microphone. I was careful to take it off at bathroom breaks. The fellow in the lecture hall next to mine, was not so careful. His entire hall got a really good earful of him at the urinal.

09-11-2009, 09:13 PM
Maybe I'm old fashioned, but when you make love with someone on Wednesday, a lot.....you keep it to yourself.

09-11-2009, 10:48 PM
Maybe I'm old fashioned, but when you make love with someone on Wednesday, a lot.....you keep it to yourself.
Or at the VERY least, you don't discuss it at, you know, work.