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TheHoopsProphet
07-10-2009, 05:46 PM
Sources close to me (they were standing about 2 feet next to me during the interview) have reportedly spotted Lebron James pumping gas in his H3 Hummer at an Arco gas station on 31st street in New York. Many New Yorkers felt Lebron was just trying to get himself more acclimated with the city before he bolts from Cleveland in the summer of 2010. His name, Don McKouskie, a 42 year old gas station employee, explains more in our interview in Aisle 2 in the Circle K:

"Yo brotha, whats up. Check this, I just spotted Lebron James, yes, Mista King, pumping gas in his humma rit now."

"So?"

"So? What the hell is Lebron James, the King o' Kings, Sir Cleveland, doin' in Ne'york huh?"

"Well, according to you, pumping gas."

"Brotha, he was wearing Knicks colors! Orange and Blue! He's just tryin' to give signs to da media and da fans yo."

"Really he was wearing orange and blue colors?"

"God hasn' struck me blind yet, I saw orange and blue. Orange shirt, and blue pants"

"Were they jeans?"

"Yea, bu'still, Blue homie! That's half of the knicks colors right there. Am I lying? I put it on my mutha's grave I ain't lyin'!"

"Lebron coming to the Knicks is no foregone conclusion Mr. McKouskie. In fact, Lebron has never once said that it's crossed his mind. This was all stewed up by the media, living in a pipe dream, hoping he could save the franchise even though the franchise could not benefit him anymore than Cleveland could. Lebron has no reason good enough to come to the Knicks. In all honesty, he's probably letting the media have its fun, for the simple fact that he could raise his value when he resigns with the Cavs. Letting the Cavs assume he's going to leave, puts the franchise around his finger, he could ask them to give him his own private jet inbetween games if he wanted to, he could make Mike Brown let him call up some plays if he wanted to, he could make them mortgage their future and get him better players if he wanted to, its all about him controlling the Cavs into contenders and into his franchise, and nothing else."

"Yee but blu' jeans N a orange shirt? C'mon now"

"Where are your Almond Joy candy bars at?"

"down to yo left"

After purchasing my delicious coconut AlmondJoy candy bar, I promptly left the store, as I heard Don yell on his telephone "Yo, its official! Lebron's comin to da Knicks!"

abe_froman
07-10-2009, 05:48 PM
ha!

YankeeFan89
07-10-2009, 05:53 PM
lol wow

yanks19791024
07-10-2009, 05:58 PM
If he plays for Ny Knicks he can move to NJ, in NJ we have people pump our gas for us

AI4MVP
07-10-2009, 06:21 PM
hahaha wow ur so dumb

"BREAKING NEWS! LEBRON IS EATING A PHILLY CHEESTEAK SANDWICH! THIS MEANS HE WILL PROBABLY SIGN WITH PHILIDELPHIA 76ERS!"

NYtilIdie
07-10-2009, 06:30 PM
Yeah cause McKousie is a reliably source my brotha lol.
I don't think it's a big deal that he wore Orange and blue colors maybe those are his favorite colors? can you blame him though those colors are sexy lol

rhaas74
07-10-2009, 06:33 PM
Wow apparently people don't know what a satire is

GoldenState*
07-10-2009, 06:38 PM
fake LOL jk

MaHaRaJaH
07-10-2009, 06:43 PM
Maybe a Bears Fan or a Donkey fan too?

braveniler58
07-10-2009, 06:46 PM
Definitely not lmao. Guys? Satire. www.dictionary.com go look satire up.

clutchski
07-10-2009, 06:47 PM
Funny but..what is this..TMZ?

Phat Pat 94
07-10-2009, 06:48 PM
this thread fails in about 10 ways.

Kidd>>>K-Mart
07-10-2009, 07:07 PM
He is just messing with us hoping that we talk about this and not about him being dunked on.

dtmagnet
07-10-2009, 08:20 PM
lol pretty funny

dee279
07-10-2009, 08:35 PM
HAhaHA. UHh wait what am i laffin at. SMH

S.J.Basketball
07-10-2009, 08:38 PM
hahaha wow ur so dumb

"BREAKING NEWS! LEBRON IS EATING A PHILLY CHEESTEAK SANDWICH! THIS MEANS HE WILL PROBABLY SIGN WITH PHILIDELPHIA 76ERS!"

Haha niicceee

prodigy
07-10-2009, 08:47 PM
I just married jessica alba.

thephoenixson28
07-10-2009, 08:51 PM
I just married jessica alba.How is that when she was with me last night.

Trouble87
07-10-2009, 08:58 PM
hahaha wow ur so dumb

"BREAKING NEWS! LEBRON IS EATING A PHILLY CHEESTEAK SANDWICH! THIS MEANS HE WILL PROBABLY SIGN WITH PHILIDELPHIA 76ERS!"

and breaking news lives!

I think I saw Lebron with a old saxophone....

UH OH!

BREAKING NEWS: LBJ TO JAZZ IN 2010

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horrible thread btw