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imarocketsfan
07-10-2009, 01:55 AM
ok him and vin deisel have to be twins they look exactly alike

black1605
07-10-2009, 01:57 AM
no they dont

DerekRE_3
07-10-2009, 01:59 AM
really? This is a thread in the NBA forum? I'm drunk and even I can tell this is ****ing ********.

imarocketsfan
07-10-2009, 02:01 AM
they really do and you should really stop drinking dude

superkegger
07-10-2009, 02:02 AM
really? This is a thread in the NBA forum? I'm drunk and even I can tell this is ****ing ********.

Bill Wennington or Luc Longley, who is more white?

DerekRE_3
07-10-2009, 02:03 AM
**** man don't make me decide that...that's just too ****ing hard...I guess I'll go Bill Wennington...but it took eenie meanie minne moe to figure it out. You are a bastard for making me decide.

imarocketsfan
07-10-2009, 02:04 AM
Bill Wennington or Luc Longley, who is more white?

Luc Longley

superkegger
07-10-2009, 02:05 AM
**** man don't make me decide that...that's just too ****ing hard...I guess I'll go Bill Wennington...but it took eenie meanie minne moe to figure it out. You are a bastard for making me decide.

My bad.

More natural:

Weed or Ray Allen's Jumper

LA_Raiders
07-10-2009, 02:06 AM
lol

Driven
07-10-2009, 02:06 AM
Dumb threads.

DerekRE_3
07-10-2009, 02:07 AM
My bad.

More natural:

Weed or Ray Allen's Jumper

Weed.

RocketsRule
07-10-2009, 02:07 AM
really? This is a thread in the NBA forum? I'm drunk and even I can tell this is ****ing ********.

:laugh:

I :love: you

Well when your drunk at least.

superkegger
07-10-2009, 02:09 AM
Weed.

I can go with that.

More unnatural:

Chuck Hayes free throw or Pamela Anderson's breasts.

Johann
07-10-2009, 02:09 AM
My bad.

More natural:

Weed or Ray Allen's Jumper

ray allens jumper, he's been doin it since he was in the womb..

josh howard only made weed when he was a toddler

DerekRE_3
07-10-2009, 02:09 AM
:laugh:

I :love: you

Well when your drunk at least.

I'm not sure how to take that....**** it...ask me questions in my new sexual press conference thread. You know you want to.

DerekRE_3
07-10-2009, 02:10 AM
I can go with that.

More unnatural:

Chuck Hayes free throw or Pamela Anderson's breasts.

HAHAAHAH That's fantastic. I'll go Chuck Hayes...my form is better than his...however...my breasts aren't as good as Pam's.

superkegger
07-10-2009, 02:13 AM
HAHAAHAH That's fantastic. I'll go Chuck Hayes...my form is better than his...however...my breasts aren't as good as Pam's.

I don't know, I've heard you have exquisite breasts. Just a rumor floating around out there.

More disturbing

Adam Morrison is an NBA Champion or walking in on your parents ****ing.

Johann
07-10-2009, 02:14 AM
I can go with that.

More unnatural:

Chuck Hayes free throw or Pamela Anderson's breasts.

Ones made of silicon, and its found in the earth.

The other is a misplaced pacemaker in the arm, causing sudden impulses in his arm.

so chuck hayes free throw is the most unnatural

Tommyh1331
07-10-2009, 02:16 AM
This is the number 1 thread in nba rumors??

DerekRE_3
07-10-2009, 02:16 AM
I don't know, I've heard you have exquisite breasts. Just a rumor floating around out there.

More disturbing

Adam Morrison is an NBA Champion or walking in on your parents ****ing.

I think Adam Morrison actually having a ring disturbs me more..he is a hack to the max. I think we all know our parents **** once in awhile..I mean unless we are the offspring of Micheal Jackson, we all know how we were conceived...through good old fashioned sex.

superkegger
07-10-2009, 02:21 AM
I think Adam Morrison actually having a ring disturbs me more..he is a hack to the max. I think we all know our parents **** once in awhile..I mean unless we are the offspring of Micheal Jackson, we all know how we were conceived...through good old fashioned sex.

Very true, except not. Invitro fertilization is more common than you'd think. How Michael Jackson had kids, I'd rather not know.

More common:

A Tmac injury or 14 year old girls hanging out at the mall being stupid skanks.

zambo4president
07-10-2009, 02:21 AM
My bad.

More natural:

Weed or Ray Allen's Jumper

Some medical og blueberry kush :smoking:

zambo4president
07-10-2009, 02:23 AM
Very true, except not. Invitro fertilization is more common than you'd think. How Michael Jackson had kids, I'd rather not know.

More common:

A Tmac injury or 14 year old girls hanging out at the mall being stupid skanks.

Wait Adam Morrison actually gets a ring? He didnt play at all did he? And a Tmac injury is for sure more common, 14 year old skanks not so much, atleast not in San Diego.

Johann
07-10-2009, 02:34 AM
Very true, except not. Invitro fertilization is more common than you'd think. How Michael Jackson had kids, I'd rather not know.

More common:

A Tmac injury or 14 year old girls hanging out at the mall being stupid skanks.

14 year old girls hanging out at the mall being stupid skanks of course

heavier

550 quarter pounders (the Hamburger Royale) or earl boykins

GSW fan
07-10-2009, 02:35 AM
trippin

Nexus
07-10-2009, 02:35 AM
I was looking forward to a well-thought out topic about how sick of a role player Shane Battier is. How bloody important is it to be able to guard Kobe in the west.

Johann
07-10-2009, 02:51 AM
I was looking forward to a well-thought out topic about how sick of a role player Shane Battier is. How bloody important is it to be able to guard Kobe in the west.

last year against houston, in four games, bryant 28.3 ppg, and shot 53%.

sure battier is a good defender, not too many people can defend bryant

Reyes6
07-10-2009, 02:55 AM
That's because of Artest... lol. jk.

goku
07-10-2009, 03:40 AM
this is what i think of this thread http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TUpm5h6LDQ&feature=related

MAC10TIZZY
07-10-2009, 04:00 AM
ya i have been hearing talks of part two to the movie pacifier starring battier...wtf...go to bed...lol

dee279
07-10-2009, 04:07 AM
hell no

WoodbridgeSkins
07-10-2009, 04:16 AM
Gay

JJ81
07-10-2009, 04:44 AM
Why? Because they're both bald?

Trouble87
07-10-2009, 05:39 AM
your blind and this thread is horrible

southpaw2929
07-12-2009, 12:49 PM
duuuude, shane battier and vin deisel do look exactly alike!!

alexander_37
07-12-2009, 01:25 PM
more possible

Mike James scoring less than 9000 points in a game or Chris Anderson not being the whitest guy ever.

dee279
07-12-2009, 01:33 PM
Battier has a wrinkly head. Vin Diesel doesnt. Also they look way different.

Verbal Christ
07-12-2009, 01:36 PM
as a rocket fan this is probably the most embarrasing, ridiculous wast of RAM space ever on PSD forums, i would like to extend an apology to the community.

Wilson
07-12-2009, 01:56 PM
:laugh: :laugh:

theuuord
07-12-2009, 02:07 PM
posting while intoxicated = failure.

cowboyz180
07-12-2009, 05:48 PM
heavier

550 quarter pounders (the Hamburger Royale) or earl boykins
550 quarter pounders lol.

theimortalone
07-12-2009, 06:17 PM
ok him and vin deisel have to be twins they look exactly alike

Wow, this is thread worthy? :pity: This thread=Epic fail!!!

Tommyh1331
07-12-2009, 06:47 PM
stupid thread

GoldenState*
07-12-2009, 06:58 PM
really? This is a thread in the nba forum? I'm drunk and even i can tell this is ****ing ********.

wow your bad a s s

Pornstar86
07-12-2009, 07:00 PM
this ****ing guy has made like 3-4 threads discussing the same thing

Wilson
07-12-2009, 07:22 PM
this ****ing guy has made like 3-4 threads discussing the same thing

It's the off-season! :p

Kermit310
07-12-2009, 07:26 PM
shane battier AKA Baraka from Mortal Kombat lol