View Full Version : Los Angeles GangStars

03-10-2009, 06:36 PM
With the stigma that the Clippers have for underachieving, I think that we should change the name completely. To what you say? Why to the Los Angeles GangStars of course. Considering that Zach Randolph punched out some guy who was pissing him off, Baron with his vicious beard, Al Thorton fcking up Amari's eye when he got in his way, and Mardy Collins wanting to beat the sh** of of Carmelo, we're pretty much on the way to this new moniker. Now to complete the transformation: We scare the NBA Commisioner into removing the cap space for us and only us. OJ Simpson buys the franchise from Sterling. Then we sign Ron Artest (Malice at the Palace) and Rasheed Wallace (a massive amount of techs) and Allen Iverson (and we tell him that he doesn't have to come to practice) and trade away Kaman and Thorton and our first round pick for Carmelo Anthony (Brawl at the Garden). We then fire Dunleavy as the coach and GM and hire Snoop Dogg as the Coach and Dennis Rodman as the GM with Reggie Miller and Charles Barkley (if he can get to the stadium without getting a DUI) as the Assistant Coaches and Pacman Jones (unemployed) as the trainer. Coach Snoop will then employ a double sleeve tattoo requirement (the same that the Denver Nuggets have). Also, before every home game, the audience can vote whether to watch the basketball game or to see a cage match. Also, our home jerseys are all red with bandanas instead of headbands and our away is blue with black caps. An we'll change the National Anthem to the International Players Anthem. What do you guys think?

PG: Baron Davis, Mike Taylor
SG: Allen Iverson, Eric Gordon
SF: Carmelo Anthony, Ron Artest
PF: Zach Randolph, DeAndre Jordon
C: Rasheed Wallace, Marcus Camby

03-10-2009, 06:42 PM
Drugs are bad mmmkay

03-10-2009, 06:49 PM
sounds great! at least they will be more entertaining than in their current state.

03-10-2009, 06:52 PM
no you're national anthem should be gangsta paradise by coolio.

03-10-2009, 07:03 PM
Crack is whack buddy.

The Ooh Child
03-10-2009, 07:08 PM
This would assign negative connotations to the proper noun GangStarr. I don't think Primo and Guru would approve

03-10-2009, 07:10 PM
Don't forget Peja. That guy is thug.

03-10-2009, 07:11 PM
funny stuff

03-10-2009, 07:14 PM
I think everyone will quit being a lakers fan and jump on that bandwagon. I say lets do it.

03-10-2009, 07:16 PM

03-10-2009, 07:17 PM
haha peja is a thug?

03-10-2009, 07:27 PM
lol @ Baron's beard being described as 'vicious'.

03-10-2009, 07:29 PM
U should def add chris anderson too

03-10-2009, 07:31 PM
and i forgot Isiah Rider as Assistant GM

03-10-2009, 07:33 PM
Lol I like the idea. Much like the Portland "Jail-Blazers".

03-10-2009, 08:03 PM

Thats my 5.

03-10-2009, 08:14 PM
You'd have to get Lambier out of the WNBA to be a bench coach or something...

Not that he's gangsta, but he sure loves a cage match!

03-10-2009, 08:42 PM
This would assign negative connotations to the proper noun GangStarr. I don't think Primo and Guru would approve

Only good post in this entire thread.

03-10-2009, 08:43 PM
The actual Clippers should be moved to another city, have their name changed, and be replaced in Los Angeles by a D-League team specifically for the Lakers that will be called The Clippers. It just makes it easier on everyone.

Ollie Tabooger
03-10-2009, 08:44 PM
no you're national anthem should be gangsta paradise by coolio.


03-10-2009, 09:15 PM
wow, nevermind that team being gangster, they would win a solid amount of games haha