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GspLAL
02-11-2009, 02:47 PM
Wassup with people making jokes about Mike James? I've seen worse players..what have I missed?

DerekRE_3
02-11-2009, 02:48 PM
Um, I have never heard a joke about Mike James. All I have heard are serious statements about how amazing he is.

GunFactor187
02-11-2009, 03:40 PM
Mike James!!!!!!!!

lakerboy
02-11-2009, 03:42 PM
The only joke I heard about Mike James is when some dude said he was better than Sasha Vujacic.

Give me a break. Nobody is better than the Machine.

AIMelo=KillaDUO
02-11-2009, 03:51 PM
Mike James is no joke. His game is as serious as a heart attack.

GspLAL
02-11-2009, 04:05 PM
lol :confused:

Sport
02-11-2009, 04:09 PM
Mike James sucks.

I remember when the T-Wolves signed him and he said that him and KG were going to revolutionize the NBA and win numerous titles together? Yeah,what a joke.:speechless:

DerekRE_3
02-11-2009, 04:10 PM
Mike James sucks.

I remember when the T-Wolves signed him and he said that him and KG were going to revolutionize the NBA and win numerous titles together? Yeah,what a joke.:speechless:

Correct me if I'm wrong...but isn't that exactly what happened?

oshea225
02-11-2009, 04:11 PM
Mike James. Michael Jordan.
Both MJ? The two greatest to ever play.
There's no joking about something like Mike James

JermanJaysFan
02-11-2009, 04:14 PM
Mike James. Michael Jordan.
Both MJ? The two greatest to ever play.
There's no joking about something like Mike James

Michael Jordan was born named Sam McAllister. He changed his name to Michael Jordan to emulate his (and everybody else's) idol, Mike James.

GspLAL
02-11-2009, 04:16 PM
Michael Jordan was born named Sam McAllister. He changed his name to Michael Jordan to emulate his (and everybody else's) idol, Mike James.

:laugh:

so anyone wanna explain why these jokes started?

DerekRE_3
02-11-2009, 04:18 PM
:laugh:

so anyone wanna explain why these jokes started?

What jokes?

Sport
02-11-2009, 04:20 PM
Correct me if I'm wrong...but isn't that exactly what happened?

Dynasty:cry:

IRUAM #21
02-11-2009, 04:21 PM
There's no jokes Mike James is a GOD

Frank Costanza
02-11-2009, 04:22 PM
Mike James sucks.

I remember when the T-Wolves signed him and he said that him and KG were going to revolutionize the NBA and win numerous titles together? Yeah,what a joke.:speechless:

its because in toronto he avg double his career avg with a 20 ppg yr, minn gave him max money and he hasnt avg above 7 since shoulda stayed in toronto where the fans loved ya mike james

Sport
02-11-2009, 04:25 PM
:laugh:

so anyone wanna explain why these jokes started?

There is no joke when it comes to Mike James.

Chuck Norris was given the "coolest man ever" reward, and he later presented it to Mike James to show his gratitude.

Missing56&33
02-11-2009, 04:29 PM
Mike Who???

oshea225
02-11-2009, 04:30 PM
Mike Who???

mike JAMES!!!

Tony_Starks
02-11-2009, 04:32 PM
Mike James is not a joke. I heard that McCain later regretted not picking him instead of Palin as a running mate. I think he was quoted as saying "at the time I thought her jump shot better, who knew?"

IRUAM #21
02-11-2009, 04:35 PM
Mike James would have been a great president

JakeDelbreezy
02-11-2009, 04:38 PM
Mike James, a Nun and a goat walk into bar and the bartender says we don't serve goats here. So Mike James gets up and walks out. The Bartender says why'd he leave...and the Nun said b/c he's the G.O.A.T (greatest of all time). No joke, really happened.

sep11ie
02-11-2009, 04:43 PM
When Mike James gets drunk he doesn't throw up...He throws down!

Sport
02-11-2009, 04:43 PM
Mike James, a Nun and a goat walk into bar and the bartender says we don't serve goats here. So Mike James gets up and walks out. The Bartender says why'd he leave...and the Nun said b/c he's the G.O.A.T (greatest of all time). No joke, really happened.

:laugh:

AIMelo=KillaDUO
02-11-2009, 04:54 PM
Mike James once scored 103 points in a NBA game. Simply amazing...

Tony_Starks
02-11-2009, 04:55 PM
Mike James, a Nun and a goat walk into bar and the bartender says we don't serve goats here. So Mike James gets up and walks out. The Bartender says why'd he leave...and the Nun said b/c he's the G.O.A.T (greatest of all time). No joke, really happened.



:laugh: x 2

Mike who?

EricU812
02-11-2009, 04:57 PM
I thought it was Rick James. Are they related?

AIMelo=KillaDUO
02-11-2009, 05:01 PM
Mike James visited the Virgin Islands last summer... now they're just the "Islands"

IRUAM #21
02-11-2009, 05:04 PM
Mike James visited the Virgin Islands last summer... now they're just the "Islands"

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

Nets fan 93
02-11-2009, 05:28 PM
He sucks. People just like to say he is "god" because they know he sucks and think it is funny...when it really isnt

_Sn1P3r_
02-11-2009, 05:30 PM
Mike James is the greatest. Nuff said.

I say Mike who??

lakers4sho
02-11-2009, 05:32 PM
Jokes?? :confused:

Mike James is the GOAT.

DocUSN
02-11-2009, 05:35 PM
Mikk James wotked at a peach farm as a yuoung child, he was very found of tossing the peaches into the basket below, for money on the side he started doing trick shots, off three branches into the basket, shooting from five trees away ect ect....

100 years later this game has evaloved into what we now know as basketball.

JabberJaw
02-11-2009, 05:42 PM
It's probably just everyone jumping on a bandwagon...like how everything in LA is Odom's fault...or Angel fans complaining about Gary Matthews jr., even if they didn't really do anything...It's just the fairweather subject...ride it out

shatty
02-11-2009, 05:51 PM
Mike James is the new Chuck Norris.P.S michael jackon changed his name to imulate his idol 's initial's The great Mike James:cool:

GspLAL
02-11-2009, 05:55 PM
It's probably just everyone jumping on a bandwagon...like how everything in LA is Odom's fault...or Angel fans complaining about Gary Matthews jr., even if they didn't really do anything...It's just the fairweather subject...ride it out

Ok? I still dont understand it, there are way worse players than him.

ARMIN12NBA
02-11-2009, 06:33 PM
:laugh:

so anyone wanna explain why these jokes started?

What jokes? Mike James is only one of the greatest basketball players to ever play the game. He is the only player ever to have the versatility to play PG, SG, SF, PF, and C very effectively. People only proclaim his greatness. No joke there.

ARMIN12NBA
02-11-2009, 06:34 PM
Mike James would have been a great president

I'll let you in on a secret. Mike James is secretly Obama's chief adviser. Obama is merely a puppet for Mike James.

ARMIN12NBA
02-11-2009, 06:34 PM
He sucks. People just like to say he is "god" because they know he sucks and think it is funny...when it really isnt

Blasphemy.

lakers4sho
02-11-2009, 06:37 PM
Ok? I still dont understand it, there are way worse players than him.

Of course. When you're the best, everyone's worse than you.

still1ballin
02-11-2009, 06:51 PM
Mike Jamex>NBA

ARMIN12NBA
02-11-2009, 06:56 PM
Mike Jamex>NBA

I don't know who Mike Jamex is, but he sounds pretty damn awesome.

sacgiants1213
02-11-2009, 06:56 PM
he's decent.

AIMelo=KillaDUO
02-11-2009, 07:00 PM
Kobe and LeBron sign up for the Mike James Basketball Camp each sumemr.

_Sn1P3r_
02-11-2009, 07:00 PM
I don't know who Mike Jamex is, but he sounds pretty damn awesome.

It's Mike James in Xtreme mode. He is a pretty great guy. :cool:

ARMIN12NBA
02-11-2009, 07:09 PM
It's Mike James in Xtreme mode. He is a pretty great guy. :cool:

I can't imagine how good Mike James is in Xtreme mode. Pretty damn extra god-like I would guess.

:worthy:

still1ballin
02-11-2009, 07:10 PM
I don't know who Mike Jamex is, but he sounds pretty damn awesome.

He is untouchable man!

boms-4
02-11-2009, 07:11 PM
mike jones is gangsta to da core

ATX
02-11-2009, 07:15 PM
Do you guy's remember when Mike James bounced that pass from the top of the arc through his legs to himself off the backboard and then finished with that crazy 360 windmill dunk just as time expired. Mike James, what can you say....simply amazing

marvILLous
02-11-2009, 07:16 PM
hahahahah this thread is classsic.

albertc86
02-11-2009, 07:31 PM
Mike James is a good player, but he's the type that's too good for his own good. He thrives under certain systems but performs poorly in others.

lakers4sho
02-11-2009, 07:33 PM
just a glimpse of the GOAT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2H7LKR4nh7U&fmt=18

JAZZNC
02-11-2009, 07:36 PM
What is there to say about MJ that hasn't already been said? Simply put...perfection on the court.

S.J.Basketball
02-11-2009, 07:40 PM
lol epic mike james thread.

S.J.Basketball
02-11-2009, 07:41 PM
LOLOL Mike James was on Super Nanny!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-wJAfzZsgM

pete_one
02-11-2009, 07:54 PM
kobe bryant got ankle insurance b/c of mike james

shatty
02-11-2009, 07:54 PM
LOLOL Mike James was on Super Nanny!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-wJAfzZsgM

I thought u were B Sing me he was bahahahahahah

Trouble87
02-11-2009, 09:34 PM
jokes about the GOAT Mike James? nahhhhh never

He's like a brown ninja turtle basketball playing superman

the way he revolutionized the PG position with his mediocrity ... nothing less than awe inspiring

someone once asked me what is your favorite Mike James moment... I choked up and asked him how could I ever pick... they're all so great

Mike James = Instant NBA HOF

*wipes tear away* Mike James is my hero!

JermanJaysFan
02-11-2009, 10:03 PM
I'll let you in on a secret. Mike James is secretly Obama's chief adviser. Obama is merely a puppet for Mike James.

This is correct. Mike James is always simultaneously occupying roof directly above Obama's head, mentally manipulating his every move through telekinesis.

Kyle N.
02-11-2009, 10:07 PM
I don't know who Mike Jamex is, but he sounds pretty damn awesome.

Mike Jamex is Mike James with unlimited turbo and gamebreakers turned on.

td0tsfinest
02-11-2009, 11:03 PM
jokes about the GOAT Mike James? nahhhhh never

He's like a brown ninja turtle basketball playing superman

the way he revolutionized the PG position with his mediocrity ... nothing less than awe inspiring

someone once asked me what is your favorite Mike James moment... I choked up and asked him how could I ever pick... they're all so great

Mike James = Instant NBA HOF

*wipes tear away* Mike James is my hero!

AMEN to that.

I got his poster stuck to the top of my ceiling, so everyday I wake up, I see Mike James and it inspires me to go out everyday and be the best that I could be.

If it wasn't for Mike James, I don't know what I would be doing or where I would be in life. He should be an inspiration to all beings in the universe.

astrosmaniac
02-11-2009, 11:11 PM
mike james is the only reason the wizards have even won a game this year :cool:

astrosmaniac
02-11-2009, 11:12 PM
also, to see how awesome mike james is read this (http://www.prosportsdaily.com/forums/showthread.php?t=309445)

GregOden#1
02-11-2009, 11:12 PM
Since nobody answered seriously....

I started making Mike James jokes a few months after I joined this site (2-3 years ago). I used to make jokes like he was the face of the NBA and that he was the greatest ever and stuff. It was a running joke that I ran with probably longer than I should have, alot like how New Era would use Oliver Miller. I remember this thread from 06 http://www.prosportsdaily.com/forums/showthread.php?t=67637&highlight=mike+james . That was a long *** time ago, the only guys that still posts regularily here anymore are like lakermania and sixerlover (before they sold their souls to the devil to become mods).

Needless to say, the Mike James schtick got old a long time ago, and I've stopped doing it. It's really not funny anymore....

CHief_0_o_Wahoo
02-11-2009, 11:57 PM
Mike James could play all 5 positions.

GSW fan
02-12-2009, 12:49 AM
i had him on my fantasy team for liek a week.

he gave me good production

Preuss-is-right
02-12-2009, 12:55 AM
LOLOL Mike James was on Super Nanny!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-wJAfzZsgM

To be that awesome at basketball he had to sacrafice his parenting skills.

greg_ory_2005
02-12-2009, 01:02 AM
Mike Jamez>>>God

greg_ory_2005
02-12-2009, 01:02 AM
Mike James could play all 5 positions.

At the same time.

MossIsBoss
02-12-2009, 01:19 AM
Ya'll mofos is crazy, Mike James? Seriously, do you people need to be mentally evaluated? I mean seriously... Mike James? The best basketball player with Michael Jordan? Ya'll must be talkin bout Kwame Brown, MJs apprentice, that ***** can ball. One time I saw Kwame Brown break the backboard and the shot didn't even go in. I played with him on Nba live and scored 83 points with him!!! You can't do that with this garbage Mike James!!

lakers4sho
02-12-2009, 01:30 AM
Mike James counted to infinity. Twice.

GspLAL
02-12-2009, 01:34 AM
Since nobody answered seriously....

I started making Mike James jokes a few months after I joined this site (2-3 years ago). I used to make jokes like he was the face of the NBA and that he was the greatest ever and stuff. It was a running joke that I ran with probably longer than I should have, alot like how New Era would use Oliver Miller. I remember this thread from 06 http://www.prosportsdaily.com/forums/showthread.php?t=67637&highlight=mike+james . That was a long *** time ago, the only guys that still posts regularily here anymore are like lakermania and sixerlover (before they sold their souls to the devil to become mods).

Needless to say, the Mike James schtick got old a long time ago, and I've stopped doing it. It's really not funny anymore....

I see..

Sport
02-12-2009, 01:53 AM
Since nobody answered seriously....

I started making Mike James jokes a few months after I joined this site (2-3 years ago). I used to make jokes like he was the face of the NBA and that he was the greatest ever and stuff. It was a running joke that I ran with probably longer than I should have, alot like how New Era would use Oliver Miller. I remember this thread from 06 http://www.prosportsdaily.com/forums/showthread.php?t=67637&highlight=mike+james . That was a long *** time ago, the only guys that still posts regularily here anymore are like lakermania and sixerlover (before they sold their souls to the devil to become mods).

Needless to say, the Mike James schtick got old a long time ago, and I've stopped doing it. It's really not funny anymore....

So, because you beat it to death 4 years ago, when none of us (or atleast most) were on this site, we cant have fun and joke about it? Ok.

Not going to lie, some of the jokes ive heard are pretty damn funny. Lighten up. It will get old for us after a while too.

Preuss-is-right
02-12-2009, 02:10 AM
So, because you beat it to death 4 years ago, when none of us (or atleast most) were on this site, we cant have fun and joke about it? Ok.

Not going to lie, some of the jokes ive heard are pretty damn funny. Lighten up. It will get old for us after a while too.

I think its more along the lines of "yeah I'm too cool for it now, by the way I made it up" kinda thing.

AKA TheMamba
02-12-2009, 02:18 AM
5 pages about Mike James..... in Counting!!!! Mike James = G.O.A.T. baby Can't imagine 5 pages about Kobe or Lebron.... But Mike James makes everything possible...

GregOden#1
02-12-2009, 10:01 AM
So, because you beat it to death 4 years ago, when none of us (or atleast most) were on this site, we cant have fun and joke about it? Ok.

Not going to lie, some of the jokes ive heard are pretty damn funny. Lighten up. It will get old for us after a while too.

It was funny because he was chucking shots in Toronto and having a "career year" while being a total cancer to his team. Comments like "you miss every shot you dont take" and him planning his vacation in the bahamas before the season was over (and the Raptors hadn't been eliminated yet) we're hilarious. The best part was him only being able to sign the MLE when he thought he could get alot more, then have that contract turn out to be terrible for Minnesota. It was funny back then to call him the GOAT and a huge influence on the minor generations, but he's just another scrub now, and it's not funny anymore. It's lame, and I'm not going to stop saying that just like I'm not going to stop saying people who laugh at Dane Cook are lame.

EX-TREME
02-12-2009, 11:22 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIXwkkZyi9k&NR=1

you miss 100% of the shots you take.

lololololoollll


yeah i reached my 50 post today lol

lakers4sho
02-12-2009, 11:29 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIXwkkZyi9k&NR=1

you miss 100% of the shots you take.

lololololoollll

lmao

:laugh:

"I'm not a typical point guard. I'm a playmaker. I make plays."


yeah i reached my 50 post today lol

:clap:

sep11ie
02-12-2009, 11:54 AM
Mike James is gonna be on the cover of Madden 2010- Madden 2018!

DarzenPetrovic3
02-12-2009, 12:00 PM
Mike James on the Nanny show on t.v. He is a complete fool. He lets his kids just run around his humungus mansion without supervision, and he tells his wife to shut it. Hes a tool.

LanceUpperCut
02-12-2009, 12:02 PM
Legend has it that the tears of Mike James can cure cancer,only problem Mike James has never cried.

sep11ie
02-12-2009, 12:07 PM
When most people go to sleep, they wear Superman pajamas. When Superman goes to sleep, he wears Mike James pajamas!

sp1derm00
02-12-2009, 12:27 PM
David Stern once asked Mike James to give a semen sample so that he may produce the most athletic basketball player the world has ever seen. The product was named "Lebron James"... needless to say, the project was deemed a failure by Mike James. When asked why, Mike James responded, "I put in 100% into the project, I expect to get 100% out of the project, not 10%."

Steely McBeam
02-12-2009, 12:34 PM
are we actually discussing mike james???

Zefflin
02-12-2009, 12:47 PM
Early in my PSD career, I was tempted to make a thread like this. Expressing my confusion about this Mike James character. Then suddenly one night I understood everything.

I credit Mike James for that.

Gup
02-12-2009, 12:50 PM
Mike James who.... what.... yeaaahhhhhh lol

DitchDat
02-12-2009, 12:51 PM
Mike James!!!

MAC10TIZZY
02-12-2009, 01:11 PM
i went and saw him play once, and i promise he took the shape of a unicorn

MAC10TIZZY
02-12-2009, 01:20 PM
Kobe and LeBron sign up for the Mike James Basketball Camp each sumemr.

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:hi5:

mjt20mik
02-12-2009, 01:28 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIXwkkZyi9k&NR=1

you miss 100% of the shots you take.

lololololoollll


yeah i reached my 50 post today lol

LMAO. He starts rhyming with the "evers" during that interview.. however, whyever ? lmfaoo

MAC10TIZZY
02-12-2009, 01:36 PM
[QUOTE=GregOden#1;8345770]It was funny because he was chucking shots in Toronto and having a "career year" while being a total cancer to his team. Comments like "you miss every shot you dont take" and him planning his vacation in the bahamas before the season was over (and the Raptors hadn't been eliminated yet) we're hilarious. The best part was him only being able to sign the MLE when he thought he could get alot more, then have that contract turn out to be terrible for Minnesota. It was funny back then to call him the GOAT and a huge influence on the minor generations, but he's just another scrub now, and it's not funny anymore. It's lame, and I'm not going to stop saying that just like I'm not going to stop saying people who laugh at Dane Cook are lame.[/QUOTE

THIS IS ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF HOW POWERFUL JAMES IS, HE TURNED THIS NORMAL GUY HERE INTO A MIKE JAMES LOVER, AND NOW HE IS FOREVER HEART BROKEN........LOL..........AND DANE COOK WAS SUPER HILARIOUS BEFORE PEOPLE LIKE YOU OVER EVALUATE EVERYTHING..........MIKE JAMES THE FIRST ONE PERSON TEAM TO WIN AN NBA CHAMPIONSHIP

BTownTeamsRKing
02-12-2009, 01:43 PM
lol id take him on the Celtics over any of our back up PGs.

Mike Jordan + Lebron James = Mike James.

Vidball
02-12-2009, 01:53 PM
jokes about the GOAT Mike James? nahhhhh never

He's like a brown ninja turtle basketball playing superman


Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Mike James once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

Vidball
02-12-2009, 02:00 PM
Since nobody answered seriously....

I started making Mike James jokes a few months after I joined this site (2-3 years ago). I used to make jokes like he was the face of the NBA and that he was the greatest ever and stuff. It was a running joke that I ran with probably longer than I should have, alot like how New Era would use Oliver Miller. I remember this thread from 06 http://www.prosportsdaily.com/forums/showthread.php?t=67637&highlight=mike+james . That was a long *** time ago, the only guys that still posts regularily here anymore are like lakermania and sixerlover (before they sold their souls to the devil to become mods).

Needless to say, the Mike James schtick got old a long time ago, and I've stopped doing it. It's really not funny anymore....

Most of these are actually WAY FUNNIER than the jokes you made on that thread. Don't hate--appreciate :)

sep11ie
02-12-2009, 02:05 PM
One time Mike James was walking down the street in Toronto and got an erection...There were no survivors!

Trouble87
02-12-2009, 03:28 PM
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Mike James once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

:speechless: ... I heard that but I just thought it was a rumor created by the creators of TMNT to draw ratings by using the best basketball player since jesus in jordans...

Back then yall didn't want me, now I'm hot yall all on me
Back then yall didn't want me, now I'm hot yall all on me

WHO?!

MAC10TIZZY
02-12-2009, 06:06 PM
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Mike James once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

dude thats awesome, how do youall come up with this

Tony_Starks
02-12-2009, 06:22 PM
I heard the legend Mike James once dangled Vanilla Ice off of a balcony, holding him by his ankles. He extorted the Icester out of millions and used it to secretly purchase the most elite basketball trainer known to man. After years of isolated training in a remote island he emerged as the superstar you have today.

LanceUpperCut
02-12-2009, 06:27 PM
If you spell Mike James in scrabble you win.

IRUAM #21
02-12-2009, 06:32 PM
If you spell Mike James in scrabble you win.

:laugh2:

Sports Illustrator
02-12-2009, 08:45 PM
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Mike James once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.


dude thats awesome, how do youall come up with this


If you spell Mike James in scrabble you win.

LMAO, this thread is too funny.

Mike James isn't THAT bad though, there are far worse players in the NBA than Mike James.

astrosmaniac
02-12-2009, 08:53 PM
LMAO, this thread is too funny.

Mike James isn't THAT bad though, there are far worse players in the NBA than Mike James.

when you are the GOAT of course there are players who are far worse :pity:

td0tsfinest
02-12-2009, 09:55 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98zAs6sS8yk&feature=related

Mike James Greatest Of All Time

There's another great player in that clip, Eric Williams. No doubt Toronto had the upper hand in that VC trade.

TheHeat3
02-12-2009, 10:25 PM
Mike james can win a game of basketball with a piece of paper, some string and a roll of toilet paper.

Kaptain Kanada
02-12-2009, 10:36 PM
Hit Mike James up on the low 'cause Mike James about to blow.

WHO?!

lakers4sho
02-12-2009, 11:53 PM
Official Merriam-Webster definition:

Goat [goht] - n. Mike James.


true enough :up:

MGB
02-13-2009, 02:05 AM
Mike James doesn't sleep. He waits.

This thread has to be a joke, the OP clearly has never watched "real" basketball if he doesn't think the originiginal MJ the GOAT.

zambo4president
02-13-2009, 03:01 AM
The NBA used to test for steroids , now they just make em outta mike james`s blood.

DerekRE_3
02-13-2009, 03:01 AM
Mike James doesn't sleep. He waits.

This thread has to be a joke, the OP clearly has never watched "real" basketball if he doesn't think the originiginal MJ the GOAT.

Yeah the OP not knowing about Mike James being the GOAT makes me a sad panda.

greg_ory_2005
02-13-2009, 03:10 AM
G.O.A.T

:clap::clap::clap:

zambo4president
02-13-2009, 03:14 AM
The Mayan calendar ended in 2012 because they knew something unworldly was coming, coming to a bench near you! Mike "The Massacre" James

CHief_0_o_Wahoo
02-13-2009, 03:19 AM
At the same time.

Well I thought that was a given.

zambo4president
02-13-2009, 03:19 AM
And on the 3rd day Mike James became tired of being the all powerful, thus the NBA was formed.

zambo4president
02-13-2009, 03:27 AM
Mike James was behind 9/11. He needed the National Media off his back for just a quick week getaway to the bahamas and then it was back to averaging 9 and 7 baby!

CHief_0_o_Wahoo
02-13-2009, 03:30 AM
Mike James was behind 9/11. He needed the National Media off his back for just a quick week getaway to the bahamas and then it was back to averaging 9 and 7 baby!

You mean 97ppg right?

ElMarroAfamado
02-13-2009, 03:32 AM
hahahahhahahahahahahaa

GspLAL
02-13-2009, 03:48 AM
Yeah the OP not knowing about Mike James being the GOAT makes me a sad panda.

I knew about the jokes but I dont get why or how it started.

DerekRE_3
02-13-2009, 03:50 AM
I knew about the jokes but I dont get why or how it started.

What jokes though? Am I missing something?

CHief_0_o_Wahoo
02-13-2009, 04:40 AM
What jokes though? Am I missing something?

I'm on your boat right now, I just got so confused man I am bugging out.

DerekRE_3
02-13-2009, 04:42 AM
I'm on your boat right now, I just got so confused man I am bugging out.

This thread has just turned into a complete mind-****. I may have to leave.

CHief_0_o_Wahoo
02-13-2009, 05:09 AM
This thread has just turned into a complete mind-****. I may have to leave.

Yeah might be a good idea haha.

Faneik
02-13-2009, 07:44 AM
michael jordan * lebron james = mike james

lakerboy
02-13-2009, 08:05 AM
The Machine >> Mike James

Sox Appeal
02-13-2009, 08:57 AM
michael jordan * lebron james = mike james

:laugh2:

JakeDelbreezy
02-13-2009, 09:06 AM
Just so you don't get embarrased talking about it with your friends, for anyone with facial hair, the GOATee is now referred to as the Mike James.

lakers4sho
02-13-2009, 11:04 AM
The Machine >> Mike James

:pity:

As much as I love Sasha, he's not up there with MJ yet.

The only guy that has a chance of upsetting him is Roger "I'm Better Than Jesus" Mason Jr.

ChiMaverick
02-13-2009, 11:27 AM
Mike James sleeps with a night light, not because he's scared of the dark but because the dark is scared of Mike James. Seriously tho I think LeBron said in an interview how he watched tapes of MJ growing up and molded his game after him, Mike James revolutionized the way the game is played.

sep11ie
02-13-2009, 11:47 AM
Mike James counted to infinity...twice.

Faneik
02-13-2009, 12:06 PM
Mike James counted to infinity...twice.

lmao:clap:

zambo4president
02-13-2009, 09:31 PM
Mike James counted to infinity...twice.

Somebody else already said that one in here.

MAC10TIZZY
02-14-2009, 12:16 AM
...the day his first son was born, he was inducted into the hall of fame for the second best pg ever, only behind the one and only g.o.a.t, his second born was an actual spalding basketball

argo
02-14-2009, 12:35 AM
didn't Mike James sing "Superfreak" back in the 80's?

MAC10TIZZY
02-14-2009, 12:58 AM
ofcourse he did, he actually invented singing

kvrnm
02-14-2009, 01:19 AM
the mike james jokes are ********

sacgiants1213
02-14-2009, 01:21 AM
i wonder what mike james would think if he saw this thread...

shortlunatic
02-14-2009, 02:13 AM
Chuck Norris doesn't cut his grass, he just stares at it and dares it to grow. :p

lakers4sho
02-14-2009, 02:33 AM
the mike james jokes are ********

What jokes??

greg_ory_2005
02-14-2009, 03:35 AM
The Machine >> Mike James

You must be outta your mind!!

Mike James eats him for breakfast.

znick21
02-14-2009, 03:37 AM
i honestly don't even know what team he plays for.

but i guarantee they're a contender.

lakerboy
02-14-2009, 04:05 AM
You must be outta your mind!!

Mike James eats him for breakfast.

Mike James is just Sasha's *****!

DerekRE_3
02-14-2009, 04:10 AM
i honestly don't even know what team he plays for.

but i guarantee they're a contender.

The Wizards :nod:

LAcowBOMBER
02-14-2009, 04:36 AM
I heard that Superman wears Mike James pajamas to bed

argo
02-14-2009, 12:39 PM
The only way to slow down Mike James is to rub kryptonite on your balls... and your rim.

MiamiHeat
02-14-2009, 12:47 PM
:laugh2:

funny thread

meiklwhite
02-14-2009, 01:10 PM
mike james actually played in austria once!
and i just found this:
http://www.mikejames7.com/experience.php

argo
02-14-2009, 01:58 PM
actual first line from the Mike James' website...

"Among the contemporaries of the National Basketball Association none display a greater natural basketball intellect than Mike James of the Minnesota Timberwolves."

blom85
02-14-2009, 03:09 PM
I hope I get his Jersey for my Birth DAY!!!!

Missing56&33
02-14-2009, 05:30 PM
mike JAMES!!!

OOOOOOOHHHHHH!!! That Mike James! :confused:

Missing56&33
02-14-2009, 05:36 PM
Mike James or MIKE JONNNNNNNNEEEEESSSS???? Back then they didn't want me now hot they all on me.......MIKE JONNNNNEEEEESSSSS

still1ballin
02-14-2009, 05:37 PM
I jizz everytime I see him on ESPN

EX-TREME
02-14-2009, 06:14 PM
I jizz everytime I see him on ESPN

me too lol

S2krollin
02-14-2009, 08:09 PM
Mike James isn't that good of a player.

EX-TREME
02-14-2009, 10:05 PM
Mike James isn't that good of a player.

wtf are you talkin about. he is the G.O.A.T

ziglur
02-14-2009, 10:26 PM
Mike James is fine . He can beat any of you fools on the court and hes rich. How much money you got?

greg_ory_2005
02-14-2009, 11:30 PM
Mike James isn't that good of a player.

Says the guy with Jamario Moon in his avatar. :pity:

LAcowBOMBER
02-15-2009, 12:19 AM
Mike James is fine . He can beat any of you fools on the court and hes rich. How much money you got?

Uhhhm...we know that Mike James can beat any of us on the court. When he was 9 he beat MJ one on one...BLINDFOLDED!!

Trouble87
02-15-2009, 12:23 AM
Uhhhm...we know that Mike James can beat any of us on the court. When he was 9 he beat MJ one on one...BLINDFOLDED!!

while fighting a 132 degree fever with a bad case of the runs...

I heard he's giving president Obama private lessons.... look out @ next years celebrity all star game

still1ballin
02-15-2009, 01:17 AM
Mike James would of won all the competitions from tonights all star fesitivities.

infamous
02-15-2009, 01:58 AM
This is the funniest thread ever! :laugh:

Props to Mike James - G.O.A.T. :worthy:

Vidball
02-15-2009, 03:21 AM
Pity Mike James turned down David Stern's request to have the Final's MVP named after him. It's rumored that the only reason it's named after Bill Russell is because Russell bribed Stern with an autographed Mike James jock strap.

Statik1
02-15-2009, 03:38 AM
I dont know why he didnt compete in the slam dunk contest? He can dunk from the 3 point line no problem...:laugh:

I also heard that in his first life he is the one that taught Bill Russell how to rebound and play center .... :laugh:

LanceUpperCut
02-15-2009, 11:11 AM
the Knicks are clearing cap space in 2010 for who else. Mke james.Lebron is going to put on a Mike James costume for his last dunk in the 2009-2010 slam dunk finals.

JakeDelbreezy
02-16-2009, 03:50 PM
Did you guy's know that Air Bud was Mike James childhood pet?....yep, true story.

laker1000
02-16-2009, 04:31 PM
Mike James = G.O.A.T.
He would have won all the competitions this week end if he wanted.

Trouble87
02-16-2009, 04:50 PM
Mike James is so good he played every role in the hit children's movie "Like Mike"

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e170/Tr0ble87/mikej.png

^check the movie poster out if u doubt

_Sn1P3r_
02-16-2009, 08:00 PM
Mike James isn't that good of a player.

I agree, because he is a GREAT player.


Mike James is so good he played every role in the hit children's movie "Like Mike"

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e170/Tr0ble87/mikej.png

^check the movie poster out if u doubt

:laugh: That is awesome.

jrodmesche
02-16-2009, 08:15 PM
Mike James is a good backup

UofA
02-16-2009, 08:57 PM
How dare you suggest that someone might joke about Mike James!

EX-TREME
02-17-2009, 09:01 AM
in nba 2k9, i have mike james as a starter. chris paul is my backup and deron williams is my third string pg and we still won a championship.

lakers4sho
02-17-2009, 11:10 AM
in nba 2k9, i have mike james as a starter. chris paul is my backup and deron williams is my third string pg and we still won a championship.

In 2K9, I have Mike James as my starting PG. I have Mike James as my starting SG. I have Mike James as my starting SF. I have Mike James as my starting PF. And I have Mike James as my starting C.

I never lost a game. Ever. Even when I just start chucking up half court shots.