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01-19-2009, 06:30 PM
Clippers sign God to one-day contract

By J.E. Skeets

The Los Angeles Clippers today signed free agent power forward God to a one-day contract.

And no, we're not talking about International Basketball League guard God Shammgod. (Though they could probably use him too.) We're talking God God. The big guy up above. Apparently, he's got a great back-to-the-basket type of game and nice soft hands.

For the second consecutive year, the Clippers and Christian radio station 99.5 KKLA are offering free tickets to 250 pastors as part of "Pastors Appreciation Day" at the Staples Center on Monday.

The Clippers, who have lost 12 games in a row, will take on the Timberwolves at 12:30 p.m. With an 8-30 record, they could use the few extra prayers.

Janis Carr of the Orange County Register writes that the pastors get a private tour of the arena, lunch, fellowship and a ticket to watch the Clippers play the Wolves, "who could use a few rosary beads of their own. They are 11-26 overall and 5-13 on the road."

No word on whether they'll try and heal Chris Kaman's injured foot during half.
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Good pickup IMO..

01-19-2009, 06:35 PM
1 day? what happen to 10

01-19-2009, 06:39 PM
I'd sign God to a multimillion deal.

01-19-2009, 06:40 PM
i was really hoping that it was shamgod

01-19-2009, 06:41 PM

01-19-2009, 06:42 PM
lol i thought the Wizards cut Mike James and the Clippers picked him up.

01-19-2009, 06:42 PM
The final piece of the puzzle.

01-19-2009, 06:46 PM
and on the seventh day, God rest, and out of evil the Clippers were born...

01-19-2009, 06:47 PM
Pretty old news.

01-19-2009, 06:50 PM
Why didn't the Knicks make a run at him? His contract expires before 2010.

01-19-2009, 06:50 PM
And just like that, the Clippers are gonna win the ring.

01-19-2009, 06:53 PM
And just like that, the Clippers are gonna win the ring.

I don't think so. Not even God could fix the mess that is the Clippers. :p

01-19-2009, 07:45 PM
Zach Randolph and Marty Collins now God... the Clips are moving up I see

01-19-2009, 07:47 PM
Not even God could help the Clippers cover the spread.

01-19-2009, 07:49 PM
good pickup.

01-19-2009, 08:29 PM
Eh, He's overrated. :smoking:

01-19-2009, 08:32 PM
Come on every body try to sell all players for expirings, God is becoming FA!!!

01-19-2009, 08:34 PM
Now i wonder if the Clips will try an flip em in a sign and trade for a veteran wing player.

01-19-2009, 08:37 PM
Clippers need God

I can't believe that at the start of the season I actually thought they were going to be good :s

01-19-2009, 08:54 PM
God? Mike James is already with the Wizards.

01-19-2009, 09:00 PM
God? Mike James is already with the Wizards.

I don't think you understand the power of Mike James. He can play for every team in the league on the same night without being in any building

01-19-2009, 09:02 PM
i think the sixers were talking about him in the off-season. guess it didnt work out...

01-19-2009, 09:08 PM
solid move

01-19-2009, 09:10 PM
I think Scott Boras is God's agent

01-19-2009, 09:14 PM
even god cant help the clippers

01-19-2009, 09:20 PM
God really hasn't been the same player since he tore his ACL

01-19-2009, 09:20 PM
we could definitely use God on our team.

01-19-2009, 09:26 PM
He didnt even play today, he coulda helped them.

01-19-2009, 10:33 PM
Maybe he can bless you guys with a win

01-19-2009, 10:35 PM
I thought it was Shammgod, I almost wet myself.

01-19-2009, 10:36 PM
poor clippers not even God could give them a win over the T-wolves at home..... guess they were in much worse shape than we thought

Raps18-19 Champ
01-19-2009, 11:00 PM
I see him as a Tim Duncan kind of player. Unselfish and caring about team mates.

01-20-2009, 12:18 AM
And on the seventh day, God blessed LA with the Lakers. The Clippers were also there, but no one cared about them.

01-20-2009, 01:22 AM
Has he really recovered after Nieztches threw that punch to his nose? I heard that guy is now playing in the german league..

01-20-2009, 03:19 AM
GOD is nice but I heard the Knicks were in talk with his son..... real talk