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Red_Sox_89
01-09-2009, 01:27 AM
Pretty simple. Just did this in the NFL forum also. Assuming every athlete reads posts on PSD, which I'm sure there are a few, what would you say to one?

For instance, I'd ask Barry Bonds

"If you didn't take steroids, what do you think your career numbers would look like?"

natepro
01-09-2009, 01:30 AM
I assume the caveat to this is that you'd get an honest answer from them?

I might ask Jim Abbott if it's hard to type one-handed.:shrug:

Brew Crew
01-09-2009, 01:37 AM
I'd ask Moises Alou if he enjoyed peeing on his hands...

Matt-the-great
01-09-2009, 01:40 AM
i would ask Pete Rose how it feels to be the career leader in hits (for now and probably ever), but also the only person i know of banned for life from baseball?

i think he would like that question...haha

Rad_Racing
01-09-2009, 01:42 AM
I'd ask John Rocker what he thinks of NYC.

Halladay
01-09-2009, 01:44 AM
I'd ask Kobe-tell me how my...nevermind

cuttygiantsfan
01-09-2009, 01:49 AM
i would thank barry bonds for giving me some of the greatest memories of my life. i waas born the year he came to SF so he always was my childhood hero

JDIsMyGod23
01-09-2009, 01:52 AM
I'd ask Tim Lincecum what it's like to be carded for a Rated R movie.

Red_Sox_89
01-09-2009, 01:58 AM
I'd ask Tim Lincecum what it's like to be carded for a Rated R movie.

Haha, nice

R. Johnson#3
01-09-2009, 02:01 AM
I'd ask Jeff Weaver how he has the nerve to ask for money to play baseball.

IRUAM #21
01-09-2009, 03:08 AM
I would ask Kobe how does Shaq's *** taste ?

downsos
01-09-2009, 04:01 AM
I would ask CC if he really wanted to pitch in NY or if it was all about the money. Or I would ask Bengie Molina to a foot race since I think he would be the only guy I could beat.

JDIsMyGod23
01-09-2009, 04:03 AM
On what A-Rod really thought of New York fans would be an interesting one too.

Yankees90.
01-09-2009, 05:02 AM
if jeter could play for one other team which would it be?? and i would also ask aaron heilmans mother why she didnt swallow

bronxbombers427
01-09-2009, 08:28 AM
i would ask Andy Petitte are you playing the game for the money or cause you love the game?

bleedpinstripes
01-09-2009, 08:51 AM
I'd let Pedroia know it's okay to be a gay man and play professional sports.

Gunzito22
01-09-2009, 09:33 AM
I'd let Pedroia know it's okay to be a gay man and play professional sports.

HAHAHAHA... well played


I would ask A-Rod... "Madonna?!?!?! REALLY????"

I would ask Jeter if I could smell his fingers...

and I would ask Pujols if he is really planning to stay the course in St' Louis for .30 on the dollar and be a consistent 3rd place team; or if he is planning on getting his $300M contract from the Mets/Red Sox/Angels in free agency...

bartlett2266
01-09-2009, 10:41 AM
I would ask AJ Burnett to go play on the freeway

Red_Sox_89
01-09-2009, 11:03 AM
I'd also tell Jeter to go to hell for giving Jessica Alba da Herp

Gunzito22
01-09-2009, 11:23 AM
I'd also tell Jeter to go to hell for giving Jessica Alba da Herp

how dare you defame Jeter? maybe she gave him the herps??? ever think of that??? maybe Jessica is a fluzy and Jeter is the victim here? :rolleyes:

misterd
01-09-2009, 11:35 AM
I'd also tell Jeter to go to hell for giving Jessica Alba da Herp

I'd ask Jeter how he felt about getting the herp from your mama. ;)

steelSKINSNCUBS
01-09-2009, 12:01 PM
Id ask Fukudome why is he scared of almost every pitch thrown to him.
I'd ask Milton bradley why in the hell would you injure yourself while arguing a call, thats just inproper procedure, you injure first, then argue.
I'd ask giambi why he grew an italian dick over his upper lip.
I'd ask giambi why all his fans put an italian dick over their upper lip.

BDawk4Prez
01-09-2009, 12:10 PM
Dear Sammy,

Well, did you?

Cub Nation

bcransom
01-09-2009, 12:29 PM
Pretty simple. Just did this in the NFL forum also. Assuming every athlete reads posts on PSD, which I'm sure there are a few, what would you say to one?

For instance, I'd ask Barry Bonds

"If you didn't take steroids, what do you think your career numbers would look like?"

If you asked Barry Bonds that, he would kick the **** out of you

Fred
01-09-2009, 01:21 PM
I'd ask Bud Selig about the AS game:

"WTF were you thinking? A tie game?"

then, I would say to him after this year
"wtf? why let lidge warm up so much? call a tie game!"

Yankees90.
01-09-2009, 05:44 PM
I'd ask Jeter how he felt about getting the herp from your mama. ;)

HAHA! :clap:

Havoc Wreaker
01-09-2009, 06:29 PM
I'd ask ANY of them for a wire transfer of 1Mil minimum to my bank account

Red_Sox_89
01-09-2009, 08:12 PM
I'd ask Jeter how he felt about getting the herp from your mama. ;)

Ooo, and your momma jokes NEVER get old.

dpsetsfire
01-09-2009, 08:21 PM
1. Barry Bonds numbers would probably still be the same.
2. Just because you want to have sex with Pedroia, bleedpinstripes, doesn't make him gay.
3. John Rocker played in NY after that whole mess for the Long Island Ducks.
4. And its not about the money with Pettite, it's principal.

beast montero
01-09-2009, 08:56 PM
i would ask Pete Rose how it feels to be the career leader in hits (for now and probably ever), but also the only person i know of banned for life from baseball?

i think he would like that question...haha

what about the black sox? :shush:

beast montero
01-09-2009, 08:58 PM
I would ask jesus montero if he was:
1. a beast
2. going to be a catcher
3. and his farthest homerun(afterall he is a beast)

SFloridaSports
01-09-2009, 09:23 PM
id ask hanley ramirez, why are you so ****ing amazing? lol

Havoc Wreaker
01-10-2009, 12:34 AM
1. Barry Bonds numbers would probably still be the same.
2. Just because you want to have sex with Pedroia, bleedpinstripes, doesn't make him gay.
3. John Rocker played in NY after that whole mess for the Long Island Ducks.
4. And its not about the money with Pettite, it's principal.

1. Principle, not Principal

GiantYankees
01-10-2009, 12:59 AM
I would ask Carl Pavano if he is worried about being prosecuted for stealing all that money from the Yankees

jtrinaldi
01-10-2009, 01:07 AM
I'd let Pedroia know it's okay to be a gay man and play professional sports.

Idk if thats sarcastic
but is he really gay?
jwin

Red_Sox_89
01-10-2009, 02:35 AM
Idk if thats sarcastic
but is he really gay?
jwin

Here is his wife.
http://www.wagrankings.com/images/wives/red_sox/dustin_pedroia_kelli_pedroia_wife.jpg

Tkais9009
01-10-2009, 02:49 AM
he is doing just fine for himself lol

blenderboy5
01-10-2009, 03:15 AM
Allegedly Phillip Hughes told some yankee mods he was viewing the yankee forum, but I never got to ask him a question.

And if Andy Pettitte actually pitched for the principle of the game instead of the money he'd still be in our rotation. Or he would have accepted Houston's lower offer back in 2006. Or he would have never left for Houston anyway.

It's always about the money for him.

Fred
01-10-2009, 10:46 AM
^I'd ask Philip Hughes, "why the **** are you in PSD? Go work on your off speed pitches so you can get some value and be traded."

Zaunnie
01-10-2009, 11:17 AM
I'd ask Kyle Farnsworth "Why are you so badass?"

Red_Sox_89
01-10-2009, 02:59 PM
^I'd ask Philip Hughes, "why the **** are you in PSD? Go work on your off speed pitches so you can get some value and be traded."

Lol

Tekmosis
01-10-2009, 04:33 PM
Question: A-Rod, why are you so awesome???

Yankees90.
01-10-2009, 11:56 PM
Here is his wife.
http://www.wagrankings.com/images/wives/red_sox/dustin_pedroia_kelli_pedroia_wife.jpg

thats cool they look alike...probably his sister.

bloodhawk
01-11-2009, 12:10 AM
I'd ask Grady Sizemore to put me in his entourage...

Rampage132
01-12-2009, 06:48 PM
Here is his wife.
http://www.wagrankings.com/images/wives/red_sox/dustin_pedroia_kelli_pedroia_wife.jpg

what a homo lol

S.P.
01-12-2009, 06:52 PM
I would ask Kevin Youkilus to consider catching. Not because catcher is a Red Sox need, but because his grotesque face would be covered for half the game. There's children watching for cryin' out loud.

bcolts61
01-12-2009, 07:06 PM
roger clemens quit thinking that you are better than god you are a two face lier to. everyone downs bonds what about you

bcolts61
01-12-2009, 07:10 PM
i would ask mlb what are we teaching are kids? gamble on the game and you are banned for life (pete rose) but do drugs and drink and you deserve another chance over and over again.

Rampage132
01-12-2009, 07:25 PM
I would ask Kevin Youkilus to consider catching. Not because catcher is a Red Sox need, but because his grotesque face would be covered for half the game. There's children watching for cryin' out loud.

:laugh:

07MVPPatBurrell
01-12-2009, 08:07 PM
1. Barry Bonds numbers would probably still be the same.
2. Just because you want to have sex with Pedroia, bleedpinstripes, doesn't make him gay.
3. John Rocker played in NY after that whole mess for the Long Island Ducks.
4. And its not about the money with Pettite, it's principal.

hahaha

beantownboy
01-13-2009, 01:16 AM
Hey A-rod, Madonna's old and gross. Your an idiot.

eztmac1
01-13-2009, 01:51 AM
how dare you defame Jeter? maybe she gave him the herps??? ever think of that??? maybe Jessica is a fluzy and Jeter is the victim here? :rolleyes:
You called a married man queer... your queer.

eztmac1
01-13-2009, 01:54 AM
I would ask which Yankee began the spread of AIDS throughout the clubhouse.

Yankees90.
01-14-2009, 04:06 PM
I would ask Kevin Youkilus to consider catching. Not because catcher is a Red Sox need, but because his grotesque face would be covered for half the game. There's children watching for cryin' out loud.

HAHAHAHAAH THANK YOU!!!!!!! :clap::clap::clap:

Yankees90.
01-14-2009, 04:08 PM
I would ask which Yankee began the spread of AIDS throughout the clubhouse.

Johnny Damon the year he came over from the redsux...tells u something dont it?

McPeak92
01-14-2009, 05:44 PM
id ask a-rod how crusty modanas ***** is and Chase Utley how being God is working for him

eztmac1
01-15-2009, 02:59 AM
Johnny Damon the year he came over from the redsux...tells u something dont it?
So you are acknowledging that Damon has anal sex with his teammates in NY?

DJYankee
01-15-2009, 04:04 AM
I will ask Jeter how does it feel like to be the king of new york?

Giants-49ers-Ws
01-15-2009, 04:11 AM
Maria Sharapova are you're **** real?