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oldenpolynice
12-11-2008, 05:42 PM
Shelden Williams and Candace Parker were officially married last month, only no one reported it until now. (And no, I'm making this up. It was in the Sac Bee).

http://davissportsdeli.com/wordpress/2008/12/11/shelden-williams-candace-parker-married/

da wood
12-11-2008, 05:57 PM
yeah i saw it the other day when the lakers played the queens they interviewed her they are married she was even rooting for the queens talking about she has to go with family. she was looking sexy as hellthats for sure. man would she look good on my arm.

Tony_Starks
12-11-2008, 06:03 PM
DAMMIT!DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DAMMIT!!!!!DAMN THAT SHELDON "WIERD LOOKIN" WILLIAMS TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Sorry, had to get that out. She's pretty hot and this guy is one dog-gone wierd looking fellow(not that I'm a man judge or anything).

Well on the bright side maybe she'll help him work on his game.

oldenpolynice
12-11-2008, 06:18 PM
DAMMIT!DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DAMMIT!!!!!DAMN THAT SHELDON "WIERD LOOKIN" WILLIAMS TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Sorry, had to get that out. She's pretty hot and this guy is one dog-gone wierd looking fellow(not that I'm a man judge or anything).

Well on the bright side maybe she'll help him work on his game.

Shelden Williams was a lottery pick. Dude has bank. Weird looking or not he's gonna have cash flow for a long time.

thesparky33
12-11-2008, 06:22 PM
At least their children will have good basketball genes... :shrug:

DerekRE_3
12-11-2008, 06:28 PM
Shelden Williams was a lottery pick. Dude has bank. Weird looking or not he's gonna have cash flow for a long time.

That contract is up after this year though...the Kings didn't pick up his option. Candace Parker may make more money than him in her career after all, since Shelden is not that good.

Cavs_Fan24
12-11-2008, 06:28 PM
That means that I officially hate Sheldon Williams:)
:mad:

da wood
12-11-2008, 06:50 PM
damn she would have looked good on my arm. hell she still could ol sexy ***

Lost Art
12-11-2008, 06:54 PM
Shelden Williams is the weirdest looking dude in the NBA too. His eyes are almost touching his ears.

oldenpolynice
12-11-2008, 06:56 PM
That contract is up after this year though...the Kings didn't pick up his option. Candace Parker may make more money than him in her career after all, since Shelden is not that good.

Not if the WNBA folds...

da wood
12-11-2008, 06:57 PM
what do you mean fold shes the next big thing in that league they will not go anywhere. unless its on my arm ol sexy ***.

DerekRE_3
12-11-2008, 06:58 PM
Not if the WNBA folds...

True, then Candace will get a tryout with the Kings. I bet she could beat Quincy Douby one on one.

superkegger
12-11-2008, 07:03 PM
At least their children will have good basketball genes... :shrug:

one would think


True, then Candace will get a tryout with the Kings. I bet she could beat Quincy Douby one on one.

:laugh: Quincy Douby :laugh:

AgentPyRo
12-11-2008, 07:07 PM
Just to blow everyone's minds, Candace and LeBron should have a kid or five...

oldenpolynice
12-11-2008, 07:23 PM
True, then Candace will get a tryout with the Kings. I bet she could beat Quincy Douby one on one.

Quincy! It's painful reading that because it's so true. I guess Rutgers just doesn't make ballplayers like they used to. :D

JJ81
12-11-2008, 07:32 PM
Shelden Williams lmao His wife is better than him

oldenpolynice
12-11-2008, 07:49 PM
Shelden Williams lmao His wife is better than him

I wonder if they played one-on-one to see who would keep his/her last name. That'd be a pretty funny TNT piece actually. Someone get Kenny The Jet on the phone...

Hawkeye15
12-11-2008, 07:51 PM
one of the very few good looking female players marries the one guy who looks like he has down syndrome in the NBA. Awesome.

td0tsfinest
12-11-2008, 07:56 PM
Raptors Vs Kings, Dec 26. I think Anthony Parker is going to smack Shelden Williams, he wasn't even invited to the wedding.

Tony_Starks
12-11-2008, 08:03 PM
Raptors Vs Kings, Dec 26. I think Anthony Parker is going to smack Shelden Williams, he wasn't even invited to the wedding.


The funny part is she's better than him too. Damn she's a better baller than her husband and her brother!!!!

nygiants242
12-11-2008, 08:04 PM
You guys think Candace is hot???? seriously???

Tony_Starks
12-11-2008, 08:05 PM
You guys think Candace is hot???? seriously???


You don't?

Cavs_Fan24
12-11-2008, 08:13 PM
Just to blow everyone's minds, Candace and LeBron should have a kid or five...

They'd have fricken super-freak kids then! DANG!!

nygiants242
12-11-2008, 08:13 PM
No man.. NO lol

Cavs_Fan24
12-11-2008, 08:14 PM
You guys think Candace is hot???? seriously???

Dude, she's smokin!!:smoking:

cubulls
12-11-2008, 08:16 PM
First Beyonce and now Candace? Wow...I guess looks don't matter after all...

Tony_Starks
12-11-2008, 08:20 PM
No man.. NO lol



I'd take her over Ol girl in your picture!

DerekRE_3
12-11-2008, 08:21 PM
They need to have a kid so he can be in the NBA. Problem is Shelden's genes are going to mess up the kids chances of making it in the NBA.

fairandbalanced
12-11-2008, 08:22 PM
DAMMIT!DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DAMMIT!!!!!DAMN THAT SHELDON "WIERD LOOKIN" WILLIAMS TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Sorry, had to get that out. She's pretty hot and this guy is one dog-gone wierd looking fellow(not that I'm a man judge or anything).

Well on the bright side maybe she'll help him work on his game.

Got Dayum......dude, that's cold.

_Sn1P3r_
12-11-2008, 08:26 PM
Just to blow everyone's minds, Candace and LeBron should have a kid or five...

Dam, that would be so crazy!!

pete_one
12-11-2008, 08:28 PM
shes smart, she married Sheldon "the Landlord" Williams ,the bills gonna get paid for sure

rhino17
12-11-2008, 08:30 PM
she is not that hot guys, calm down

da wood
12-11-2008, 08:33 PM
she is not that hot guys, calm down

man what the hell you smokin. give me some she the best looking female in the wnba. quote me on that one buddy.

jasondrobinson
12-11-2008, 08:36 PM
Just to blow everyone's minds, Candace and LeBron should have a kid or five...

they did ----> Dwight 'Superman' Howard - thats how he got his powers

Catfish1314
12-11-2008, 08:41 PM
Congratulations.

Note to Sheldon: You suck.

Steve Kerr
12-11-2008, 08:41 PM
There kids are going to be great basketball players.

nygiants242
12-11-2008, 08:50 PM
I'd take her over Ol girl in your picture!


HAHAHAHAHAHHAAH :laugh: im dying

NYMetros
12-11-2008, 08:52 PM
Congrats.

:shrug:

oldenpolynice
12-11-2008, 08:58 PM
man what the hell you smokin. give me some she the best looking female in the wnba. quote me on that one buddy.

Parker being the hottest female in the WNBA is kind of like being the most sane inmate in a mental institution if you know what I mean.

DerekRE_3
12-11-2008, 09:05 PM
Parker being the hottest female in the WNBA is kind of like being the most sane inmate in a mental institution if you know what I mean.

Exactly what I was going to say.

bidi_nash
12-11-2008, 09:36 PM
congrats

td0tsfinest
12-13-2008, 12:07 AM
she is not that hot guys, calm down

She's pretty and I think the fact she can play ball is a turn on for most guys.

BTW Dude, De Rosario has come back home. Might think about revising your sig.

big bubba
12-13-2008, 12:26 AM
Great news

ATX
12-13-2008, 01:24 PM
Shelden Williams is the weirdest looking dude in the NBA too. His eyes are almost touching his ears.

:laugh:

Thats hillarious

sacgiants1213
12-13-2008, 03:37 PM
the fact that shelden married a semi-attractive female is absolutely amazing. He must be doing something right, cuz he's ****n ugly and can't play his sport.

rhino17
12-13-2008, 03:44 PM
man what the hell you smokin. give me some she the best looking female in the wnba. quote me on that one buddy.

thats like being the hottest freak at a freak show

rhino17
12-13-2008, 03:46 PM
BTW Dude, De Rosario has come back home. Might think about revising your sig.

Yeah, i saw that Bull **** trade. i cannot believe the we traded our best player AND a 2 time MLS Finals MVP for cash. What a ****ing joke. And i just bought a De Ro jersey :pity:

greg_ory_2005
12-13-2008, 04:04 PM
Candice is sooo hot. Damn you Shelden Williams!

SUNDUNDIDIT
12-13-2008, 04:05 PM
Candace Parker is fly...Lots of these virgins wouldn't know how to react if she came their way.