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blams
10-30-2008, 03:18 AM
Calm down, i know it is a catchy title.

but, this is a fact, so please dont delete b/c of how disgusting/hilarious it is.

but it is exactly what it looks like,

my friend, a fellow psder, and i had a conversation about oden, and my friend shared some hilarious, life changing info with me.

His friend here in IU Bloomington was telling him how he went to the same high school as Greg Oden. He was in the locker room with oden, who, according to this man, would occasionally entertain himself by his touching teammates with and/or putting his penis on them.


This man claims to have felt the wrath of the Whip Dick Oden himself, on his face.

I do believe the whole story, although i suspect it wasnt his face but rather somewhere else, but it doesnt make this odd story any less hilarious.

LakerzDQ
10-30-2008, 03:43 AM
I believe you, I really do.

blams
10-30-2008, 03:47 AM
i swear, i am not making this up

i know it is off the wall crazy, ridiculous, and hilarious, but it is true.

ARMIN12NBA
10-30-2008, 03:56 AM
This reminds me of the whole Peyton Manning "mooning" controversy.

FlawlessKB24
10-30-2008, 03:57 AM
if this is true, not really suprising.
you know how HS kids are, right?
all i'm saying is crazy stuff happens in those locker rooms

LakerzDQ
10-30-2008, 04:00 AM
i swear, i am not making this up

i know it is off the wall crazy, ridiculous, and hilarious, but it is true.

I might've sounded sarcastic, but it's not that crazy. I don't really care though. High schoolers do that all the time.

SDBearsFan
10-30-2008, 04:00 AM
Didn't happen in my locker room.

SDBearsFan
10-30-2008, 04:01 AM
^^to lakersdq

blams
10-30-2008, 04:04 AM
lol, in my football hs showers, guys pissing on eachother was commonplace.

wow, lol, disgusting.

arlubas
10-30-2008, 04:16 AM
This thread is hillarious! :laugh:

blams
10-30-2008, 04:18 AM
:laugh:

ARMIN12NBA
10-30-2008, 04:19 AM
I will never look at Greg Oden the same again...

LakerzDQ
10-30-2008, 05:40 AM
Didn't happen in my locker room.

I guess you guys were really mature

Rome
10-30-2008, 06:16 AM
Gay but funny. A lot of football players in my high school were always acting like mad homos, so that doesn't suprise me.

BkOriginalOne
10-30-2008, 07:10 AM
this only further proves theories of male homo eroticism in sports.
Its the only socially acceptable way that guys can express it. Thats why they slap ***** and jump on each other in huge football piles.
Girls have it easier because Lesbians are cool (haha)

NYKnickFanatic
10-30-2008, 08:20 AM
Man, when I was in highschool, before/after practice, everyone would mess with the rookies.
Take them to the floor, pound on them a little, and also do some very GAY stuff.
I never understood why they did such gay things.
But they werent serious, and just messing around.
And the rooks new this too, so they didnt take it serious.
Although they would try and fight back, bad move.
Also, after the rookies got dressed after practice to go home, the vets would take them and throw them in the shower. I felt bad, cuz its not exactly summer out, during basketball season.

ameer9521
10-30-2008, 08:55 AM
Calm down, i know it is a catchy title.

but, this is a fact, so please dont delete b/c of how disgusting/hilarious it is.

but it is exactly what it looks like,

my friend, a fellow psder, and i had a conversation about oden, and my friend shared some hilarious, life changing info with me.

His friend here in IU Bloomington was telling him how he went to the same high school as Greg Oden. He was in the locker room with oden, who, according to this man, would occasionally entertain himself by his touching teammates with and/or putting his penis on them.


This man claims to have felt the wrath of the Whip Dick Oden himself, on his face.

I do believe the whole story, although i suspect it wasnt his face but rather somewhere else, but it doesnt make this odd story any less hilarious.

only hilarious to you my friend!!! this is extremly gay & disgusting, i think you probably wished it was you in this story weirdo! so please leave the homo-erotic stories off of the forums & go play with your pet gerble (lemewinks)

hdxstunts1
10-30-2008, 09:00 AM
Never happened where i'm at, you'd probably be killed if you did something like that.

This doesnt really make much sense, the dude looked like he was 40 in high-school you cant tell me he wasnt gettin any so he ahad to go to high-school boys.

tru
10-30-2008, 09:55 AM
Never happened where i'm at, you'd probably be killed if you did something like that.

This doesnt really make much sense, the dude looked like he was 40 in high-school you cant tell me he wasnt gettin any so he ahad to go to high-school boys.

dudes were probably some soft *** cowards who werent about ****, if he tried some **** like that at my high school he would have got his big *** cut open, we didnt play none of that homo ****, i dont know where you queers are from

cubulls
10-30-2008, 09:59 AM
You would get the **** kicked out of you in my school if that was going on. Oden = Gay Bust!

LakerzDQ
10-30-2008, 10:03 AM
You would get the **** kicked out of you in my school if that was going on. Oden = Gay Bust!

you wouldn't get beat up if you're the biggest guy in campus.

cubulls
10-30-2008, 10:06 AM
you wouldn't get beat up if you're the biggest guy in campus.

If thats your mentality then thats pretty sad. Being bigger and taller than most people doesn't make you tough. He's anything but tough seeing as how he falls apart on the basketball court.

TheHoopsProphet
10-30-2008, 10:12 AM
vote no on prop 8

LakerzDQ
10-30-2008, 10:34 AM
If thats your mentality then thats pretty sad. Being bigger and taller than most people doesn't make you tough. He's anything but tough seeing as how he falls apart on the basketball court.

"Big guy on campus" means the most popular stud in school. I would imagine with Oden's talents on the court, that he'd be the biggest guy (most popular) in school.

and what do you mean my "mentality"? LOL, pay attention.

CELTICS4LYFE
10-30-2008, 10:39 AM
lmao!!!!! sounds like some hsers to me!!!!

Raidaz4Life
10-30-2008, 11:10 AM
I will never look at Greg Oden the same again...

same... Oden better hope some pictures don't surface about that:speechless:

cubulls
10-30-2008, 11:24 AM
"Big guy on campus" means the most popular stud in school. I would imagine with Oden's talents on the court, that he'd be the biggest guy (most popular) in school.

and what do you mean my "mentality"? LOL, pay attention.

You are one of those people who think that being popular means something. So because he is the big man on campus that gives him the right to do whatever he pleases like go around whipdicking people? :pity:

Oden's talent on the court? :laugh2: What talent? Overhyped bust...

LakerzDQ
10-30-2008, 11:37 AM
lol, I never said anything about having the right to whipdick anyone. I'm just saying the big guy wouldn't get his *** kicked.

cubulls
10-30-2008, 11:48 AM
lol, I never said anything about having the right to whipdick anyone. I'm just saying the big guy wouldn't get his *** kicked.

All I'm saying is that popular or not, if someone pulls that gay **** in a normal school, someone will get their *** kicked.

DreamShaker
10-30-2008, 12:31 PM
I'm surprised he didn't injure "it"

cubulls
10-30-2008, 01:21 PM
I'm surprised he didn't injure "it"

Thats probably the only part of him that works. He should probably just start thinking about a career in the porn industry. He could do some bigfoot/sasquatch porn or something.

SDBearsFan
10-30-2008, 02:24 PM
I guess you guys were really mature

No we just....didn't whip our dicks on each other. :smoking:

SDBearsFan
10-30-2008, 02:25 PM
I'm surprised he didn't injure "it"

:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:: laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

_Sn1P3r_
10-30-2008, 04:27 PM
Haha, eww.

blams
10-30-2008, 04:31 PM
only hilarious to you my friend!!! this is extremly gay & disgusting, i think you probably wished it was you in this story weirdo! so please leave the homo-erotic stories off of the forums & go play with your pet gerble (lemewinks)

dude no need to be a hater, im not the only one who found this funny.

and i am most definitely not gay.

blams
10-30-2008, 04:32 PM
No we just....didn't whip our dicks on each other. :smoking:

:laugh: either did we. lololol. lmao. rotflmao.

junion
10-30-2008, 04:42 PM
in my high school, there was this guy named jamaal, and in art class, when the teacher stepped out, he just whipped out his dick on the art desk, it was big but freakin' gross! i don't think this oden story is untrue, but hey it's high school - people do stuff like that. it's not gay, it's just kids being kids.

i'm sure if a guy has a dick like oden (assuming it's proportional), he wouldn't have a problem showing it off

cmellofan15
10-30-2008, 05:06 PM
I'm surprised he didn't injure "it"

LOL

:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

JordansBulls
10-30-2008, 05:58 PM
:pity: