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GhostoLaneK
10-21-2008, 05:37 PM
I have seen this thread on a bunch of boards and wanted to see your opinions. If you had to choose to be one player from the nba and live their life who would it be and why? Could be for contract reasons or because they are the best or they have the hottest girl.

Zefflin
10-21-2008, 05:43 PM
Mike James.





































































Damn it, I promised myself I'd never utter that name.

TMAC94
10-21-2008, 05:44 PM
iid chooose gerald green

JordansBulls
10-21-2008, 05:45 PM
I have seen this thread on a bunch of boards and wanted to see your opinions. If you had to choose to be one player from the nba and live their life who would it be and why? Could be for contract reasons or because they are the best or they have the hottest girl.

Tony Parker. Won titles, has a finals MVP, has a hot girlfriend and rarely anything is said bad about him.

Durant is hype
10-21-2008, 05:49 PM
Lebron.Why cause he's the best player in the game,I would die to be the best.

sacgiants1213
10-21-2008, 05:52 PM
kevin martin.....because he's absolutely amazing

SensandRaps
10-21-2008, 05:54 PM
tony parker or marko jaric cuz of their hot girlfriends

knicks1214
10-21-2008, 05:58 PM
Lebron or Kobe...

mcnasty54
10-21-2008, 06:10 PM
Eddy Curry, it'd be amazing to eat like that.

SensandRaps
10-21-2008, 06:12 PM
Eddy Curry, it'd be amazing to eat like that.

lmao :laugh::laugh:

IndyRealist
10-21-2008, 06:13 PM
Marko Jaric. Not only does he get $5M per for doing nothing, but have you seen his girlfriend (http://sports.popcrunch.com/category/marco-jaric/)? Plus, there's his girlfriend (http://riveronmirror.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/adriana_lima_t-shirt_panties.jpg). And don't forget about his girlfriend (http://www.celebritywonder.com/picture/Adriana_Lima/adrianalima_043.jpg). I did mention his girlfriend (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article808102.ece), right?

HOZ THE KNICK
10-21-2008, 06:14 PM
kobe bryant...the basketball player and it's ok for him to cheat on his wife.

Rome
10-21-2008, 06:19 PM
Marko Jaric. Not only does he get $5M per for doing nothing, but have you seen his girlfriend (http://sports.popcrunch.com/category/marco-jaric/)? Plus, there's his girlfriend (http://riveronmirror.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/adriana_lima_t-shirt_panties.jpg). And don't forget about his girlfriend (http://www.celebritywonder.com/picture/Adriana_Lima/adrianalima_043.jpg). I did mention his girlfriend (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article808102.ece), right?

Very good points man, but i'd go with more money and still a pretty hot ****in wife and stick with KB24.

Jaric is one goof lucky *** guy haha.

DerekRE_3
10-21-2008, 06:22 PM
Either Gerald Wallace or Kevin Martin. Or maybe Travis Outlaw. It would be cool to be that much of a freak.

MiamiHeat
10-21-2008, 06:23 PM
those it have to be a player that's playing right now?
or any player
if so I'll be MJ23 :)

IversonIsKrazy
10-21-2008, 06:24 PM
Tony Parker - hot wife. won an NBA Finals MVP. has a bright future.
Marko Jarick - $5m isnt bad, and the hottest gf.
Kobe Bryant - Best player, $21m. hot wife. has a championship-contending team.

Rome
10-21-2008, 06:24 PM
^ If so, Wilt Baby :)

GhostoLaneK
10-21-2008, 06:25 PM
I always said that Wilt has about 20,000 reasons to be chosen here.

IndyRealist
10-21-2008, 06:39 PM
those it have to be a player that's playing right now?
or any player
if so I'll be MJ23 :)

The "Initials + number" nickname system is inane. CP3, KB24, pure lack of imagination. Just call him Michael. Everyone will know who you were talking about. Or Jordan. Or "His Airness".


Very good points man, but i'd go with more money and still a pretty hot ****in wife and stick with KB24.

Jaric is one goof lucky *** guy haha.
Ah but Kobe has to actually work for his money, while Marko can just sit on the bench texting his girlfriend (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baIayjmYZSI&feature=related) all day.

MiamiHeat
10-21-2008, 06:41 PM
The "Initials + number" nickname system is inane. CP3, KB24, pure lack of imagination. Just call him Michael. Everyone will know who you were talking about. Or Jordan. Or "His Airness".


i can call him whatever the f i want

MJ23

hdxstunts1
10-21-2008, 06:43 PM
Kirk HInrich has a nice contract, good job, good life. I'd take that anyday of the week.

Rome
10-21-2008, 06:44 PM
Ah but Kobe has to actually work for his money, while Marko can just sit on the bench texting his girlfriend (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baIayjmYZSI&feature=related) all day.

But would you rather look like Jaric or Kobe :cool: I wouldnt have a problem working hard, would make it that much sweeter to win it all.

Hawkeye15
10-21-2008, 06:46 PM
Marko Jaric. Still has $21 million guaranteed coming to him, on top of the $23 million he has already made, and he gets to go home every night to below. Simplest decision EVER
http://www.funonit.com/foto/gnocche/adriana_lima/adriana_lima_42.jpg

IndyRealist
10-21-2008, 06:56 PM
But would you rather look like Jaric or Kobe :cool: I wouldnt have a problem working hard, would make it that much sweeter to win it all.

Ah but Kobe has to spend all his time and energy working hard, while Marko can spend his with his girlfriend (http://www.wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers/celebs/adrianalima/adriana_lima_30.jpg). Ok, seriously, I'll stop now.


i can call him whatever the f i want
Really? Do I sense a certain amount of teenage angst? Punctuation. Capitalization. It will get you far in life. Trust me.

Rome
10-21-2008, 06:58 PM
Ah but Kobe has to spend all his time and energy working hard, while Marko can spend his with his girlfriend (http://www.wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers/celebs/adrianalima/adriana_lima_30.jpg). Ok, seriously, I'll stop now.


Haha you guys are making me move towards Jaric now :smoking:

MiamiHeat
10-21-2008, 07:03 PM
Ah but Kobe has to spend all his time and energy working hard, while Marko can spend his with his girlfriend (http://www.wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers/celebs/adrianalima/adriana_lima_30.jpg). Ok, seriously, I'll stop now.


Really? Do I sense a certain amount of teenage angst? Punctuation. Capitalization. It will get you far in life. Trust me.

lol ya how you type in a sports forum, where nobody really cares, will decide your future....sure buddy ;)

ttam68
10-21-2008, 07:04 PM
You guys realize that most NBA players can ***** whoever they want anyway, right? I'd rather be a $20 mil single guy then Marko Jaric any day.

I guess I'd say Wade. Rich, talented, young, and newly single.

IndyRealist
10-21-2008, 07:15 PM
You guys realize that most NBA players can ***** whoever they want anyway, right? I'd rather be a $20 mil single guy then Marko Jaric any day.

I guess I'd say Wade. Rich, talented, young, and newly single.

After his girlfriend (http://www.wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers/celebs/adrianalima/adriana_lima_151.jpg), whoever else seems pretty trivial. (All right, I said I'd stop, now I'm stopping)

LAKESHOW..
10-21-2008, 07:18 PM
kobe or lebron im leaning on kobe he has 3 rings mvp hes been to the all stars a lot of times also his wife isnt bad looking at all

Rome
10-21-2008, 07:33 PM
I'd consider Jason Kapono also, mingle with hot *****es all day. Night clubs at night, Make a movie with Paris Hilton :)

_Sn1P3r_
10-21-2008, 07:40 PM
Not active: MJ23

Active: Kobe

Hawkeye15
10-21-2008, 09:02 PM
But would you rather look like Jaric or Kobe :cool: I wouldnt have a problem working hard, would make it that much sweeter to win it all.

I would prefer to look like Jaric. I am a white dude, so I can't imagine looking elsewhise, but if I were going to look like a black dude, it would be Samuel Jackson, simply because he may be the coolest dude on the entire planet.

Raps18-19 Champ
10-21-2008, 09:20 PM
Kevin Garnett

He made more than $1500 per minute in a game and made $250 000 per game last season

Plus he'll make more money this year and he has so much endorsment deals

I can buy a country with all his money

oshea225
10-21-2008, 09:28 PM
lebron. i just love everything about him lol hes living the life

dre1990
10-21-2008, 10:02 PM
Chauncey Billups

Litchris12
10-21-2008, 10:30 PM
mike beasley or d wade

UofA
10-21-2008, 10:38 PM
Tony Parker: rings+ a hot *** wife+ salary of an NBA player= Heaven

kswissdaf
10-21-2008, 10:52 PM
Kobe i w ould say marko but nba players **** any girl when ver they want and im sure they do

tencyling
10-21-2008, 10:57 PM
iid chooose gerald green

love HOUSTON ROCKETS (http://www.9ico.com),come on!!lol:mad:

kntresistheheat
10-21-2008, 11:07 PM
I am leaning toward Tony parker, Wade, Kobe! Tony wife is effin hot has 3 rings and wade is single and ready to mingle mvp of the finals lots of endorsements and rich as hell not to mention he was one of the 50th most beautiful people, He also messed with gabriel union:cool: and kobe has a hot wife lots of money and 3 rings and he has the key to the city in rocky mountains:p

BRADfromOZ
10-21-2008, 11:16 PM
Jason Maxiell (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3__lnOGJAA) because he has a very bright future.

pauljames
10-22-2008, 12:00 AM
Probably dwayne wade. Or dwight howard. Single, rich, bright future. Imagine how much poon you would get if you were those guys. Holy ****.

kvrnm
10-22-2008, 12:09 AM
dwight howard, or amare.... big athelric, just beasts

michaellui11
10-22-2008, 12:20 AM
i would say james white or brent petway..nice hops would be nice

michaellui11
10-22-2008, 12:21 AM
mj23 would be the most for me though if inactive players count

GhostoLaneK
10-22-2008, 01:22 PM
If I was an inactive player I would go with stockton. One of the best pgs of all time and can still go any where in the country and not be bothered.

MiamiHeat
10-22-2008, 01:28 PM
If I was an inactive player I would go with stockton. One of the best pgs of all time and can still go any where in the country and not be bothered.

:laugh2: funny
but it's true
Since i said MJ and his inactive
I would be Wade( i would not talk to star jones)
or Kobe or Amare one of those active players

RapsGuy23
10-22-2008, 01:45 PM
Kobe (minus the rape allegation). The best player in the world and his wife is unbelievably attractive.

ee
10-22-2008, 02:25 PM
It's got to be TD.....guy is almost unheard of besides basketball....that's how low profile he is, never been criticized for anything...keep his reputation clear....no rapes, drugs, guns, just a straight up stud.......And he's done it since 97....hopefully he'll close out his career just as perfect....

rabzouz 96
10-22-2008, 02:36 PM
id be dwyane wade with slightly smaller jaws

Big Quett
10-22-2008, 02:56 PM
Eddy Curry, it'd be amazing to eat like that.

lol omg :laugh::laugh::laugh: that has to be the best post ever

Big Quett
10-22-2008, 02:59 PM
I am leaning toward Tony parker, Wade, Kobe! Tony wife is effin hot has 3 rings and wade is single and ready to mingle mvp of the finals lots of endorsements and rich as hell not to mention he was one of the 50th most beautiful people, He also messed with gabriel union:cool: and kobe has a hot wife lots of money and 3 rings and he has the key to the city in rocky mountains:p

Nevermind

GhostoLaneK
10-22-2008, 04:08 PM
I also always liked the idea of playing like manute bol, 7'7" and can step back and shoot the 3! I just made him in the nba 09 video game I have in the life mode. www.stepinsidethelife.com is the website for it. I created him and shot bombs all the way to the chip.

Wilson
10-22-2008, 04:12 PM
I'd be Luke Walton, for the hot girls that stalk him...

_Sn1P3r_
10-22-2008, 04:44 PM
:laugh2: funny
but it's true
Since i said MJ and his inactive
I would be Wade( i would not talk to star jones)
or Kobe or Amare one of those active players

Lmao, phew. :D

cmellofan15
10-22-2008, 05:22 PM
Any Knick player or Andrew Bynum. He's going for 17 mill and doesn't have to do ******* but play 30 games. Even if he does horrible every Lakers fan will still ride his d***

JOSETHEALLSTAR
10-22-2008, 05:46 PM
Tony Parker or kobe

GhostoLaneK
10-23-2008, 03:02 PM
Another great person would be Jerry West. Imagine being the LOGO! Not to mention Mr Clutch

NJrockPD
10-23-2008, 03:32 PM
Manute Bol, I would love to have to duck to fit through doorways.

NJrockPD
10-23-2008, 03:37 PM
I also always liked the idea of playing like manute bol, 7'7" and can step back and shoot the 3! I just made him in the nba 09 video game I have in the life mode. www.stepinsidethelife.com is the website for it. I created him and shot bombs all the way to the chip.

You beat me to this post.

da wood
10-23-2008, 04:43 PM
id be dwyane wade with slightly smaller jaws

my mans jaws do stick out alot huh now that was funny as hell:clap:

LayZbone
10-23-2008, 05:28 PM
Lebron, Wade, Paul and Dwight are all great choices.

Marko Jaric is a lucky S.O.B. (http://lh4.ggpht.com/fishwy/SH-f-1_VXyI/AAAAAAAAA9U/_R1QfRHx_ZI/Picture%20of%20Adriana%20Lima%20attending%202008%2 0ESPY%20awards%5B2%5D.jpg)

Kaptain Kanada
10-23-2008, 07:40 PM
Marko Jaric. Not only does he get $5M per for doing nothing, but have you seen his girlfriend (http://sports.popcrunch.com/category/marco-jaric/)? Plus, there's his girlfriend (http://riveronmirror.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/adriana_lima_t-shirt_panties.jpg). And don't forget about his girlfriend (http://www.celebritywonder.com/picture/Adriana_Lima/adrianalima_043.jpg). I did mention his girlfriend (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article808102.ece), right?


Plus when he retires and goes back to Serbia, he'll be able to buy the nicest tent in the refugee camp with all that money.. and maybe even a few goats.

I hate Mitch
10-23-2008, 11:29 PM
Of course, Sam Cassell.
He looks like the son of E.T and a Burn Victim.

Lord please forgive me from my sins, but the burn victim is too funny.

No offense to anyone.

Nighthawk
10-23-2008, 11:38 PM
Of course, Sam Cassell.
He looks like the son of E.T and a Burn Victim.

Lord please forgive me from my sins, but the burn victim is too funny.

No offense to anyone.

LOLOLOLOLOL

Lord forgive me for laughing

I hate Mitch
10-23-2008, 11:39 PM
Popeye Jones anybody?

GhostoLaneK
10-27-2008, 05:18 PM
http://community.foxsports.com/blogs/Jon_Mano/2005/12/27/AllUgly_NBA_Team

All of these guys could be pretty good choices.

lakers4sho
10-27-2008, 05:38 PM
Magic Johnson

15-20 girls a night is not something to be taken lightly.

kobe24>jordan23
10-27-2008, 06:40 PM
Kobe bryant because he's the best player in the league! Or of course mj

LAKERS 24/7
10-27-2008, 06:45 PM
Magic Johnson

15-20 girls a night is not something to be taken lightly.

Neither is HIV :p

The General
10-27-2008, 06:48 PM
eddie robinson, he has the stickiest of icky

alexander_37
10-27-2008, 09:12 PM
chris paul at the start of a young promising career

lebron is honestly 52 and oden is like 90

oh and he isnt butt ugly

GhostoLaneK
10-28-2008, 02:11 PM
chris paul at the start of a young promising career

lebron is honestly 52 and oden is like 90

oh and he isnt butt ugly

And CP3 doesn't stick out like crazy when he goes out.

JermanJaysFan
10-28-2008, 02:47 PM
It'd be awesome to just be as much of a tank as Dwight Howard. Just walk around and pick up ****ing cars, toss 'em around. Plus, he has a bright future, an exciting game and seems to live a clean life.

To go with a lower key guy, it would be fun to be Jamario Moon. It would be sooo entertaining to have those kind of physical gifts.

Vinny642
10-28-2008, 04:06 PM
Tony Parker. Won titles, has a finals MVP, has a hot girlfriend and rarely anything is said bad about him.

thats what i was thinking

Vinny642
10-28-2008, 04:07 PM
chris paul at the start of a young promising career

lebron is honestly 52 and oden is like 90

oh and he isnt butt ugly

CP3 for MVP