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$ NyC $
10-04-2008, 11:27 AM
"The right eye of Amare Stoudemire was poked by an errant Boris Diaw finger during a scrimmage this week. Most considered it to be a minor malady. But Diaw's nail tore Stoudemire's iris, requiring up to two weeks without so much as a work-out, lest the eye bleeds due to a higher heart rate. The eye will heal, and he has lost no vision. But he will possibly be forced to wear goggles for the rest of his career.

Bright Side of the Sun offers to pay for a manicure for Diaw, but I think what we should all be concerned with is the goggle issue. Amare is one stylish dude. As Horace Grant would testify, goggles are a massive game-killer. We need some serious fashion minds working on some rubber specs for STAT right away."

Ph1lly Diehard
10-04-2008, 11:39 AM
Everytime I look at him now i'll think of Horace :laugh2:

29$JerZ
10-04-2008, 11:42 AM
Horace STAT

Bad Diaw

BullsFan_1
10-04-2008, 11:45 AM
Horace Grant was a great player...what are they talking about?

29$JerZ
10-04-2008, 11:47 AM
Amare is going to remind me of a brollic Blankman if I see him in goggles.

$ NyC $
10-04-2008, 11:54 AM
Horace Grant was a great player...what are they talking about?

He use 2 wear goggles.

AllTheWay
10-04-2008, 11:58 AM
^ Ya, he knows that, but the report makes Horace Grant seem like a dud, while in fact, he was a stud.

Lundbelievable
10-04-2008, 12:04 PM
Wow.

That sounded VERY painful

BullsFan_1
10-04-2008, 12:05 PM
He use 2 wear goggles.


^ Ya, he knows that, but the report makes Horace Grant seem like a dud, while in fact, he was a stud.

He said it for me... ^

MiamiHeat
10-04-2008, 12:06 PM
most hated player in Phoenix right now?
Diaw?? maybe :)

23LBJCleBrowns
10-04-2008, 12:17 PM
He's Gonna look beast!

$ NyC $
10-04-2008, 12:26 PM
He said it for me... ^

oh lol my bad...


kinda feel bad 4 Amare cause people haven't worn goggles 4 a while. He's always been a stylish dude. Maybe he'll pull out some Versace or Marc Jacob goggles loll.

North Yorker
10-04-2008, 12:51 PM
lol if he could wear sunglasses. that would be some intimidation

lavis
10-04-2008, 12:55 PM
They should use modern technology to make him fisheye vision on his goggles.

CowboysKB24
10-04-2008, 12:55 PM
that is awful news. i am glad his eye is alright though. at least he didnt lose vision or anything

Beno7500
10-04-2008, 01:22 PM
This is bad news for Amare. I feel bad for him.

Hustla23
10-04-2008, 01:48 PM
Wow Boris Diaw what a ****ing moron, I hope he goes blind idiot.

JermanJaysFan
10-04-2008, 01:49 PM
Wow Boris Diaw what a ****ing moron, I hope he goes blind idiot.

What an awful, awful comment. Just terrible.

Beno7500
10-04-2008, 01:57 PM
Wow Boris Diaw what a ****ing moron, I hope he goes blind idiot.

It was an accident on Diaws part. He doesn't deserve to go blind.

cubulls
10-04-2008, 02:05 PM
It should be mandantory for all NBA players to have their fingernails as short as possible.

JOSETHEALLSTAR
10-04-2008, 02:25 PM
the googlies wound look nice

Nets fan 93
10-04-2008, 02:31 PM
This sux...for him...Boris must feel like an *** ....

jimbobjarree
10-04-2008, 02:31 PM
harsh on amare

_Sn1P3r_
10-04-2008, 02:34 PM
Oh that sucks I would think. Boris probably, or I would like to think, apologized and they're probably good again.

SwaggaIke
10-04-2008, 02:42 PM
It should be mandantory for all NBA players to have their fingernails as short as possible.

Then how is my boy Chalmers gonna grip the blunt when it gets to short? Nails are a must in the league. Hahaha. :smoking:

bogdanrom
10-04-2008, 02:50 PM
Haha Amare will look like a geek!!! Just kidding. This is prety bad news but it's good that he did not lose any vision or that it wasn't a serious injury. It will suck to wear those glasses and it might damage his morale and confidence, which will probably lessen his play.Bad Boris! Bad!

McPeak92
10-04-2008, 03:18 PM
Kanye West glasses are going to be especially made for him in goggles:D

Nate David+ Co.
10-04-2008, 03:43 PM
This sux...for him...Boris must feel like an *** ....
Yep. boris should help pay for the goggles, i mean i know it was an accident, but.......

cubulls
10-04-2008, 03:46 PM
Yep. boris should help pay for the goggles, i mean i know it was an accident, but.......

Accident my ***...Diaw wants more playing time so he did what he had to do...

PhxSuns#1
10-04-2008, 03:53 PM
Amare was already asking about goggles before this happened so i guess Boris made his decision for him. As a Suns fun i'm not mad at Boris that just means he was actually playing hard and playing defense.

sacgiants1213
10-04-2008, 04:04 PM
description of the injury just sounds nasty. gonna be strange seeing amare in goggles, lol. at least he doesn't have to wear a mask like rip hamilton.

$ NyC $
10-04-2008, 04:06 PM
Accident my ***...Diaw wants more playing time so he did what he had to do...

haha..

french thug


loll nah it was prob. totally unintentional

prob. didn't mean it. But yea i agree every1 in the NBA should have 2 keep their nails cut because that could happen a lot.

Beno7500
10-04-2008, 04:09 PM
description of the injury just sounds nasty. gonna be strange seeing amare in goggles, lol. at least he doesn't have to wear a mask like rip hamilton.

rip doesn't have to wear it. he hasn't had to wear it for a while. he just wears it just to wear it now.

rico
10-04-2008, 04:17 PM
man that sucks..... he should grow out a wicked fro and get some over-sized bumble bee like goggles. kinda like you see in japanese anime cartoons. make them like bright pink or something... then not only will he be a beast, but he will also be distractive to the other teams players to throw off their game..

noah could already pull this off, minus being the offensive beast :P

RapsGuy23
10-04-2008, 04:18 PM
If he's wearing them I hope they don't affect his game. I want Amare to be as healthy as possible for this upcoming season. Dude is a beast, period. Its a pleasure to watch him when he's healthy.

$ NyC $
10-04-2008, 04:31 PM
man that sucks..... he should grow out a wicked fro and get some over-sized bumble bee like goggles. kinda like you see in japanese anime cartoons. make them like bright pink or something... then not only will he be a beast, but he will also be distractive to the other teams players to throw off their game..

noah could already pull this off, minus being the offensive beast :P

Man, imagine STAT. 8 Inch Fro. Pink goggles with diamonds. Short Shorts. High Socks. Dunkin the $H!T OUTTA YOU AND $W@TT!N EVERYTHIN IN HIS FACE ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

IM RICK JAMES.

(random)

Beno7500
10-04-2008, 04:31 PM
^ lol

AIMelo=KillaDUO
10-04-2008, 04:32 PM
YES! bringin back tha old school!!!

GOGGLES!! all he needs is the lowtop sneakers, he already wears high *** socks, he needs the short shorts, and the double knee pads. :laugh2:

SDBearsFan
10-04-2008, 04:38 PM
Everytime I look at him now i'll think of Horace :laugh2:



hahahahahahahhahahahahahaha

SensandRaps
10-04-2008, 05:16 PM
i feel srry for amare but now he will be intimidating other teams with goggles on so goggles are the new look of intimidation. hopefully amare recovers and his eyes have no problems.

fredv
10-04-2008, 05:29 PM
That must have been some tough poke!

greg_ory_2005
10-04-2008, 05:53 PM
I can't wait to see this lol. :laugh2:

Wilson
10-04-2008, 08:10 PM
Bright Side of the Sun offers to pay for a manicure for Diaw, but I think what we should all be concerned with is the goggle issue. Amare is one stylish dude. As Horace Grant would testify, goggles are a massive game-killer. We need some serious fashion minds working on some rubber specs for STAT right away."

Some good players have worn the goggles:
http://www.espn.go.com/photo/2007/0304/nba_dime_430.jpg
http://lakers.topbuzz.com/gallery/d/4267-1/james-worthy.jpg


rip doesn't have to wear it. he hasn't had to wear it for a while. he just wears it just to wear it now.

I think he said he just got used to wearing it, and it felt weird to play without it, so he kept it.

Cavs_Fan24
10-04-2008, 08:21 PM
sickk! Amare's takin it old school with the goggles!

Mane
10-04-2008, 08:22 PM
Borez Dee-Aw shud gat teh knowbell piece pryze.

Iodine
10-04-2008, 08:23 PM
Dei shud neim eet aftur heem

GSW_Soul
10-04-2008, 08:36 PM
It's gonna look pretty weird looking at him with goggles on while he's playing....

JayW_1023
10-04-2008, 10:43 PM
Edgar Davids (dutch soccer player) actually made goggles fashionable...who says Amare can't do the same in the realm of hoops.

Then again, Rips face mask didn't exactly start a trend either.

leftie5
10-04-2008, 10:57 PM
As Shaq said it will be "Kareem Abdul Amare". :)

PhxGiant
10-04-2008, 11:05 PM
Lol i just can't picture him in goggles, but hey you never know maybe they'll catch on like those black tights did awhile back.

theimortalone
10-04-2008, 11:16 PM
Lol i just can't picture him in goggles, but hey you never know maybe they'll catch on like those black tights did awhile back.

Lol me either bro. We will have to wait and see how they look guys :D