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Rome
09-21-2008, 11:18 PM
Ok, bored so trash the thread if you want. Say your a billionaire or something and you have the rights to make a new NBA team. What would your team name be, what would be their mascot and all that **** team name, etc? Oh and what state would your team be from? And say they had an expansion draft for only the backups in the league. What backup would you pick to be your starting 5. And to make it more interesting you can't pick backups who get starter minutes like Manu or Barbs and guys like that...

Beno7500
09-21-2008, 11:21 PM
The Cameron Park Webbers

The mascot would be Chris Webber

PG Bobby Jackson
SG Francisco Garcia
SF Donte Greene
PF Jason Thompson
C Spencer Hawes

oshea225
09-21-2008, 11:24 PM
great thread idea. not to sure how i'd go about it though. i'll have to think about it tomorrow during chemistry lol

S.J.Basketball
09-21-2008, 11:30 PM
It would be the Richmond Crackheads. That's Richmond, Ca. Our mascot would be a giant crack rock running around and giving out baggies and our cheerleaders would wear ghetto ragged clothes and have to cover white powder on their lips and hands and sniff...A LOT. They wouldn't dance. They'd just scratch themselves a lot.

Our uniform would have Amy Winehouse as the logo on the front and crack on the back!

Edit: JR Rider
Dennis Rodman
Earl Boykins
Stephon Marbury
M. Olowakandi

Done.

Rome
09-21-2008, 11:33 PM
The Cameron Park Webbers

The mascot would be Chris Webber

PG Bobby Jackson
SG Francisco Garcia
SF Donte Greene
PF Jason Thompson
C Spencer Hawes

Suprise picks from you Beno.... Lmao not bad though.

Beno7500
09-21-2008, 11:37 PM
I think that is a pretty decent team of back ups

J$mo0th_3o5
09-21-2008, 11:38 PM
It would be the Richmond Crackheads. That's Richmond, Ca. Our mascot would be a giant crack rock running around and giving out baggies and our cheerleaders would wear ghetto ragged clothes and have to cover white powder on their lips and hands and sniff...A LOT. They wouldn't dance. They'd just scratch themselves a lot.

Our uniform would have Amy Winehouse as the logo on the front and crack on the back!

Edit: JR Rider
Dennis Rodman
Earl Boykins
Stephon Marbury
M. Olowakandi

Done.

:laugh:

29$JerZ
09-21-2008, 11:38 PM
Name - BX Ballers
City - Bronx NY
Mascot would be Isiah Thomas wearing a World Greatest GM/Coach to be fired sign

Players
Post tomorrow

eriksheaffer
09-21-2008, 11:41 PM
Team Name: Lancaster (Pa) Fightin' Amish

Mascot: Little Amish guy (like the Fightin Irish mascot)

Starting 5:
PG- Sebastian Telfair
SG- Louis Williams
SF- Gerald Green
PF- Corey Brewer
C- Glenn Davis

cubulls
09-22-2008, 12:20 AM
Team: Brownsville Brownies
State: PA
Mascot: Bobby Brown
Starting 5:

PG: Dee Brown
SG: Shannon Brown
SF: Devin Brown
PF: P.J. Brown
C: Kwame Brown

horry1ur
09-22-2008, 12:37 AM
Team: Brownsville Brownies
State: PA
Mascot: Bobby Brown
Starting 5:

PG: Dee Brown
SG: Shannon Brown
SF: Devin Brown
PF: P.J. Brown
C: Kwame Brown

LOl nice

Kyle N.
09-22-2008, 01:20 AM
Team: Lincoln Launch Pads
Location: Lincoln, CA
Logo: A guy tearing the rim down
Colors: Red and lime green
Mascot: Dominique Wilkins

Lineup
PG: J.R. Smith
SG: James White
SF: Geralrd Green
PF: Tyrus Thomas
C: Stromile Swift

GSW fan
09-22-2008, 01:47 AM
location: your moms butt hole
logo : your mother
mascot: YO MOMA
colors: Blod color and your moms skin color

lineup:
yo moma x 5

jp

RoyalG333
09-22-2008, 01:54 AM
Spoiled Brats of Orange County

Home Arena: Honda Center (where the mighty ducks play)

starting 5
pg: Marcus Williams
sg: Gerald Green
sf: Trevor Ariza
pf: Hakim Warrick
C: Johan Petro

ClippinCats
09-22-2008, 02:00 AM
The Long Beach Longies
Mascot- The ILWU Hook
Cheerleaders- Wilmington Hookers
Jersey Colors- Black and Silver
Backups- Hakeem the Dream
Shawn Kemp
James Worthy
Mitch Richmond
Sam Cassell

Rome
09-22-2008, 02:11 AM
location: your moms butt hole
logo : your mother
mascot: YO MOMA
colors: Blod color and your moms skin color

lineup:
yo moma x 5

jp

Haha too funny. That's a solid lineup. Someone post a pic of their mom for this guy lmao

pauljames
09-22-2008, 02:38 AM
Vancouver Kush
Location: Vancouver Canada
Mascot: The Towel from South Park
Colours- Green w/ Orange Hairs
Lineup-
PG-Damon Stoudamire
SG-Allen Iverson
SF-Josh Howard
PF-Lamar Odom
C-Rasheed Wallace

Rookie-Sean Williams.

BrizzleBear
09-22-2008, 04:17 AM
Team: Brownsville Brownies
State: PA
Mascot: Bobby Brown
Starting 5:

PG: Dee Brown
SG: Shannon Brown
SF: Devin Brown
PF: P.J. Brown
C: Kwame Brown

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

Killebrewcrew3
09-22-2008, 04:39 AM
Team: Brownsville Brownies
State: PA
Mascot: Bobby Brown
Starting 5:

PG: Dee Brown
SG: Shannon Brown
SF: Devin Brown
PF: P.J. Brown
C: Kwame Brown

Who's your coach, Larry Brown?

Yogi
09-22-2008, 06:43 AM
Team: Fredericksburg Beavers
Location: Fredericksburg, VA
Logo: A beaver's head
Colors: Brown, light blue, dark blue and light green
Mascot: Bracky the Beaver

Lineup
PG: Tyrone Lue
SG: Larry Hughes
SF: Jared Jefferies
PF: Popeye Jones
C: Jahidi White

Rome
09-22-2008, 03:26 PM
Team name: Wyoming JW's
Mascot: John Wayne
Logo: John Waynes head ha
Colors: nicest brown there is, with some black and white mixed.

Starting 5

PG: Sebastian Telfair
SG: Gerald Green
SF: Alando Tucker
PF: Boris Diaw
C: Robin Lopez

Haha Homer suns picks.

JOSETHEALLSTAR
09-22-2008, 05:29 PM
It would be the Richmond Crackheads. That's Richmond, Ca. Our mascot would be a giant crack rock running around and giving out baggies and our cheerleaders would wear ghetto ragged clothes and have to cover white powder on their lips and hands and sniff...A LOT. They wouldn't dance. They'd just scratch themselves a lot.

Our uniform would have Amy Winehouse as the logo on the front and crack on the back!

Edit: JR Rider
Dennis Rodman
Earl Boykins
Stephon Marbury
M. Olowakandi

Done.

nice

nickymintz
09-22-2008, 05:42 PM
Las Vegas Gamblers
The jerseys would have Charles Barkley on the front and he would be the coach

Starting five:
C: Antonio McDyess
PF: Carl Landry
SF: Hakim Warrick
SG: Kyle Korver
PG: JR Smith

SHONIE
09-22-2008, 08:46 PM
semi stolen from cubulls but...

Richmond Rainbows

Gerald Green
Michael Redd
DJ White
PJ Brown
John Salmons


or

San Francisco Homos
Mascot - John Amaechi

Rudy Gay
Tayshaun Prince
Kevin Love
Thaddeus Young
Jason Kidd

With a starting lineup of Gay Prince Love Young Kidd.

Distasteful, I know, but this is a bunch of high schoolers.

Raps08-09 Champ
09-22-2008, 09:10 PM
Location-Las Vegas Renegades
Mascot-
Jersey-Black,

Starters(best stat)

PG- Jarrett Jack/chris Duhon (10ast) I need them to run me run and gun for quick dunks or 3 point shots(no mid range or anything that would take away momentum
SG- Jason Kapono(20pts) I need for shooting
SF- Trever Ariza(2steals) perimiter defense
PF- Sean Williams(2blk, 10rbs) i need for toughness like rbs and blocks
C- Channing Fry(20pts, 10rbs) i need for inside scoring

Star player on team- Kapono, Fry

ramansingh3
09-23-2008, 12:42 PM
If I was a billionaire I would make a team in Seattle, Washington call them the Sonics and I would have a mascot that was a sasquatch.

DreamShaker
09-23-2008, 12:53 PM
I hate Wichita Falls so I would move to Abilene (which i'm doing anyways) and have the Abilene Fatties...our mascot and star player would be Eddy Curry...who wouldn't love a bunch of chubby people sweatin up the court every night?? As a big dude myself this would be a sweet dealio...

C- Eddy Curry
PF- Zach Randolph
SF- Charles Barkley
SG- Rosie O'donnell
PG- Magic Johnson

Bench: Pig Miller, Stanley Roberts, Robert "Tractor" Traylor, Sean May, and John Madden....

DreamShaker
09-23-2008, 12:53 PM
semi stolen from cubulls but...

Richmond Rainbows

Gerald Green
Michael Redd
DJ White
PJ Brown
John Salmons


or

San Francisco Homos
Mascot - John Amaechi

Rudy Gay
Tayshaun Prince
Kevin Love
Thaddeus Young
Jason Kidd

With a starting lineup of Gay Prince Love Young Kidd.

Distasteful, I know, but this is a bunch of high schoolers.

I'm sorry but that is pretty funny....

_Sn1P3r_
09-23-2008, 04:46 PM
Team: Brownsville Brownies
State: PA
Mascot: Bobby Brown
Starting 5:

PG: Dee Brown
SG: Shannon Brown
SF: Devin Brown
PF: P.J. Brown
C: Kwame Brown

Lol :clap: