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phlp_bj
08-13-2008, 09:36 AM
9:14 a.m. Alarm goes off.

9:17 a.m. Hits snooze.

9:27 a.m. Alarm goes off.

9:29 a.m. Gets up.

9:33 a.m. Places blocked call to Marbury residence. Gets machine. Adopts high-pitched voice. “Hey Steph, nice head tattoo. Is that your IQ?” Hangs up. Giggles.

9:36 a.m. Takes shower.

9:43 a.m. Makes breakfast.

9:44 a.m. Ruins breakfast.

9:45 a.m. Sexually harasses toaster.

10:06 a.m. Falls asleep on couch.

10:27 a.m. Dreams of trading Eddy Curry, David Lee, Wilson Chandler and eight first-round picks for Shaquille O’Neal, Boris Diaw and Steve Nash. Phone hand twitches.

10:49 a.m. Dreams of f*cking a marketing executive ******.

11:46 a.m. Wakes up in cold sweat screaming “DON’T EAT HIM, JEROME, HE’S GOT A GUARANTEED CONTRACT!”

12:01 p.m. Sexually harasses television.

12:14 p.m. Heads into city for lunch.

1:38 p.m. Spends entire midlevel exception on meal. Calls Jim Dolan (“the whiskered one”) to officially make it a business lunch. No one picks up—of course, it’s before 7 p.m. Bills Knicks anyway.

1:52 p.m. Drives by Madison Square Garden. Yells “FIRE ISIAH” out window just to see if anyone notices. They don’t.

2:27 p.m. Runs out of gas three miles from house.

2:36 p.m. Arrives home.


http://slamonline.com/online/2008/08/one-day-in-the-life-of-isiah-thomas/

_Sn1P3r_
08-13-2008, 09:42 AM
Lols wow.

RapsFan4Life
08-13-2008, 09:51 AM
hahahahahaha! damnit knicks are gunna show you next year .. over 30 wins!

Rome
08-13-2008, 10:13 AM
3:46 p.m. Receives response from Marbury: “What the ***** is a Chris Duhon?”

Haha omg i was craking up at this ****. Fuuuuny.

CELTICS4LYFE
08-13-2008, 10:15 AM
9:45 a.m. Sexually harasses toaster.


12:01 p.m. Sexually harasses television.


lmao!!!!!!!!! :laugh:

phlp_bj
08-13-2008, 03:17 PM
9:45 a.m. Sexually harasses toaster.


12:01 p.m. Sexually harasses television.


lmao!!!!!!!!! :laugh:

lol