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JDIsMyGod23
08-08-2008, 02:41 PM
I saw this in the Dodger forum awhile back where they compare the posters to the type of players. I thought this was a brilliant idea and going to do my best to do us.

AJ = East Side Z - Most people on his own team can't stand the guy :p.

PK = Sager729 - Our captain, who doesn't really show up that often anymore :(

Alexei = Grinderball41 - ROY who comes in the clutch with hilarity as well.

OC = Rizzoj - A scrappy, sometimes irritable veteran, but without him where would we be?

Crede = Da_Sox05 - He still loves him, but this conflicts me because I like the Da_Sox, not so much Crede. Maybe Da_Sox can hit lefties better.

Quentin = ZZConflict - Our forum MVP, we wouldn't know jack about our minor leagues if it wasn't for him.

Swisher = KingBrentG - Hilarity at his finest, which is always appreciated.

Dye = JDIsMyGod23 - I'm awesome, like Dye, let's face it.

Thome = 1-800-STFU - As a fellowe OPSer, he'd be a fan of Thome, but fails in the Clutch because he never is here anymore.

Anderson = soxnfins - Hyperactive bundle of energy.

Uribe = (least favorite poster) - Just wish he'd go away.

Fields = RockTheCell - Brings quality information, wish he would show up more.

Wise = RedWhitenblue - Why is he even here anyway?

Hall = DaBears85 - He is just here to watch the game, and shove pies in our face.

Griffey = All the noobs - Welcome abroad, but don't be a fail.

Ozzie = WhiteSoxFan83 - He won't shut up, repeats himself, has made some ridiculous predictions, but we love him anyway.

KW = Tragedy he keeps us in check.

PITCHERS have some repeats show up every 5th day.

Buehrle - Chisox311 - the ace of the staff for awhile, where has he been?

Danks - Windycityflyer - He called it, so why not

Floyd - KWStriker - THERE YOU'RE NOT LEFT OUT! Brings the quality, but then sometimes blows up by like supporting Crede. I mean WTF? :D

Vazquez - Quade36 - The veteran workhouse, but like Vazquez when the Sox are winning doesn't show up?

Contreras - Swish-Cab-OB - Shows up and there disappears for awhile

Jenks - WhiteSoxBowler - Shows up more often and brings the heat

Linebrink - WhiteSoxLifer - Been quality, for setting people up and has had a great debut

Dotel - ChiTown712 - WCIU link is as clutch as Dirty

Carrasco - BearSox - Pleasant surprise poster out of no where

Russell - JDIsMyGod23 - I just win baby!

Ramirez - (Whoever signed up recently) - Please don't suck.


Honorable mention. Blackbears77, SealGAP, Sox_13. Haven't forgot about you guys, BUT WHERE ARE YOU!?

GrinderBall41
08-08-2008, 02:45 PM
Boooo for not getting mentioned.

JDIsMyGod23
08-08-2008, 02:46 PM
Wow, GB41. I'm a fail. I had you as OC and changed it and forgot to use you again. :(

EDIT - You are now A-Ram. Be happy! :D

GrinderBall41
08-08-2008, 02:47 PM
Wow, GB41. I'm a fail. I had you as OC and changed it and forgot to use you again. :(

I was a scrappy, irritable veteran?

I would be whatever player puts up the best numbers in day games, because I post ridiculous amounts between 8:30-4:30 when Im at work.

GrinderBall41
08-08-2008, 02:48 PM
Hell ROY, I'll take it. :D

sager729
08-08-2008, 03:05 PM
I try and be in here as much as I can. I just hope you don't want to trade me like a lot of other people want to trade PK. I will be around more and it is time for PK to turn it around.

DaSox_05
08-08-2008, 03:23 PM
This is awesome JD! Crede is my perfect fit considering I play 3B on my 12" softball team.

iDaBears85
08-08-2008, 03:26 PM
Can I be Cox - Don't really know what is going on just here to watch the game

chitown712
08-08-2008, 03:26 PM
Gee, thanks..........I come thro with a link for the U, and Im not mentioned........grouped in with the noobs, I suppose

iDaBears85
08-08-2008, 03:28 PM
And I would change WSF83 from Ozzie to Hawk.. Can't stand him but love him

JDIsMyGod23
08-08-2008, 03:29 PM
Can I be Cox - Don't really know what is going on just here to watch the game

:laugh2: Fair enough.


Gee, thanks..........I come thro with a link for the U, and Im not mentioned........grouped in with the noobs, I suppose

I had you as Alexei for that reason. Then GB41 got sad, and I wanted to include him. You can be Dotel, our clutch pitcher.

GrinderBall41
08-08-2008, 03:29 PM
This is awesome JD! Crede is my perfect fit considering I play 3B on my 12" softball team.

Interestingly enough, I am also a 2B (I was Alexei) on my 12" softball team and when I played baseball in high school. Hmmmm.

chitown712
08-08-2008, 03:31 PM
:laugh2: Fair enough.



I had you as Alexei for that reason. Then GB41 got sad, and I wanted to include him. You can be Dotel, our clutch pitcher.


Sweet!! Ol Dirty comin thro in the time of need...........Me likey

JDIsMyGod23
08-08-2008, 03:32 PM
And I would change WSF83 from Ozzie to Hawk.. Can't stand him but love him

This is even more accurate. I'd do pitchers, but their would be repeats I think.

chitown712
08-08-2008, 03:33 PM
True, we really dont have that many regular posters outside the ones you mentioned

iDaBears85
08-08-2008, 03:33 PM
I had chitown as the blow up dolls

chitown712
08-08-2008, 03:35 PM
And that makes sense how??

GrinderBall41
08-08-2008, 03:36 PM
And that makes sense how??

I think joke wise it made sense. I smiled.

iDaBears85
08-08-2008, 03:39 PM
And that makes sense how??


You are a lot of fun and we all enjoy you but you aren't as good as the real thing??? I don't get it either...It makes sense in my head

chitown712
08-08-2008, 03:39 PM
Well, the train left without me on it, Im still confused

iDaBears85
08-08-2008, 03:43 PM
You do remember the whole blow up dolls and the clubhouse story incident earlier in the season...

chitown712
08-08-2008, 03:45 PM
I get that part of it.........I dont get the comparision part but whatever

GrinderBall41
08-08-2008, 03:47 PM
I get that part of it.........I dont get the comparision part but whatever

As to the question in your sig... the answer is... "a dude."

chitown712
08-08-2008, 03:50 PM
Dont diss NPH and his unicorn.............that movie is friggin hilarious

soxnfins
08-08-2008, 03:52 PM
BA :(. I thought I was more of the Swisher type

chitown712
08-08-2008, 03:55 PM
Sorry that we dont currently have a calculus major on the team

JDIsMyGod23
08-08-2008, 03:56 PM
Haha. That comment Rizzoj had last night was amazing. I just realize I forgot Toby Hall. WHO WANTS HIM!

GrinderBall41
08-08-2008, 03:57 PM
I'll out-calculus anyone in here.

JDIsMyGod23
08-08-2008, 03:59 PM
DaBears you are getting Toby Hall.

chitown712
08-08-2008, 04:01 PM
Haha. That comment Rizzoj had last night was amazing. I just realize I forgot Toby Hall. WHO WANTS HIM!


The second I read singing telegram I about started crying cuz I was laughing so hard...............but we wouldnt survive without soxnfins as we would lack up to the minute stats.............and could you seperate me from the pitchers??? People should know my abundance of clutchness

JDIsMyGod23
08-08-2008, 04:04 PM
I was thinking Brent could be Linebrink and I'm Jenks. Because he sets me up. OH!!!!!!! :rimshot:

chitown712
08-08-2008, 04:05 PM
JD bringing the heat and still 4 hours till game time!

DaSox_05
08-08-2008, 04:07 PM
Ok know im interested what did Rizz say last night that was so funny!!!

chitown712
08-08-2008, 04:10 PM
It was.................Soxnfins just sent me a singing telegram........he discovered a new digit for pi on his calculator

GrinderBall41
08-08-2008, 04:12 PM
But where exactly do the soxnfins math jokes come from

JDIsMyGod23
08-08-2008, 04:14 PM
Because he tells us stats every single second in every single situation. And just went from there.

kwstriker299
08-08-2008, 04:15 PM
True, we really dont have that many regular posters outside the ones you mentioned

:cry:

chitown712
08-08-2008, 04:16 PM
My bad...............Ill have soxnfins send you a telegram..........with singing!!!

zzConflict
08-08-2008, 04:28 PM
Quentin baby!!!

Good job on these JD, some funny stuff.

Rizzorj
08-08-2008, 05:26 PM
**** you, JD. I'm gonna get a hold of a Mod to have that edited. :)

JDIsMyGod23
08-08-2008, 05:28 PM
**** you, JD. I'm gonna get a hold of a Mod to have that edited. :)

:D You fit the OC mold quite well.

Rizzorj
08-08-2008, 05:29 PM
The second I read singing telegram I about started crying cuz I was laughing so hard...............but we wouldnt survive without soxnfins as we would lack up to the minute stats.............and could you seperate me from the pitchers??? People should know my abundance of clutchness

Do you know that in the amount of time it took you to post that, MB's blood pressure went from 123 to 125???????? Anyway, I'll be back at 7:09 and 34 seconds tonight.

Rizzorj
08-08-2008, 05:30 PM
:D You fit the OC mold quite well.

My uniform number in softball was always 18.

JDIsMyGod23
08-08-2008, 05:32 PM
My uniform number in softball was always 18.

Wow that's nuts. So far everybody has a correlation.

Rizzorj
08-08-2008, 05:36 PM
Wow that's nuts. So far everybody has a correlation.

No yo soy Columbia!

RockTheCell
08-08-2008, 05:40 PM
Can I be Ozney -- the guy that no one really knows anything about, but he wants to kiss the manager.

JDIsMyGod23
08-08-2008, 05:43 PM
Haha. Ok, then Fields is up for grabs.

RockTheCell
08-08-2008, 05:45 PM
Haha. Ok, then Fields is up for grabs.

HEY!!! I didn't even notice I was even listed! I think I saw "Josh Fields" and my eyes glazed over. I'll stay Josh. Have to think about what my connection is since everyone seems to have one to their alter ego.

JDIsMyGod23
08-08-2008, 05:46 PM
HEY!!! I didn't even notice I was even listed! I think I saw "Josh Fields" and my eyes glazed over. I'll stay Josh. Have to think about what my connection is.

Because with the few posts you do have you post quality, and need to be here more. Like Fields. :D

chitown712
08-08-2008, 05:48 PM
I love bein Dotel but I still wish I was Sexi Lexi.......I mean I coined the nickname

JDIsMyGod23
08-08-2008, 05:49 PM
I love bein Dotel but I still wish I was Sexi Lexi.......I mean I coined the nickname

You and anyone else it the ability to rhyme.

chitown712
08-08-2008, 05:50 PM
Im very proud of my rhyming scheme thank you very much

blinkfn91
08-08-2008, 05:52 PM
Do i not post often enough to be mentioned?

chitown712
08-08-2008, 05:53 PM
Considering I had your total posts during one game, I highly doubt it

WindyCityFlyer
08-08-2008, 06:20 PM
JD:pity: I will be coming out of my cocoon when school starts. At work all the time now. School begins Aug. 22. Then it is on my computer, not paying attn. and posting on PSD.

JDIsMyGod23
08-08-2008, 06:21 PM
^ Good, we still have pitching spots open. :up:

chitown712
08-08-2008, 06:22 PM
JD, I just convinced my cousin who is a Sox fan to join, so look for him too............he was lucky, went to Game 1 of the Series..........so he knows his stuff

ChiSox35
08-08-2008, 06:32 PM
yeah thats me, and if any of you saw the whitesox world series thing on tv a couple years ago, you can see me in the stands :)

soxnfins
08-08-2008, 06:49 PM
haha idk even how to do calculus. I'm only going to be a Junior in HS. I just love math, period. And stats.

Rizzorj
08-08-2008, 06:52 PM
haha idk even how to do calculus. I'm only going to be a Junior in HS. I just love math, period. And stats.

:clap:

chitown712
08-08-2008, 07:16 PM
Sweet, I am not the youngest here...........and math is easy, but gay.......

sager729
08-08-2008, 07:30 PM
The World Series was awesome, I was at game 2.

Sox Appeal
08-08-2008, 07:43 PM
The World Series was awesome, I was at game 2.

Best.Game.Ever. :nod:

iDaBears85
08-08-2008, 07:53 PM
I was there too..actually flew from Tennessee to watch that game. I got to see it for free too. A guy worked for a company in Chicago and could get great seats to anygame he wanted and he bet me that if the Sox made it to the world series while he was alive (He was 70 at the time) that he would get me tickets.

soxnfins
08-08-2008, 08:04 PM
I am Mark Buehrle!

Swish-Cab-Ob
08-08-2008, 09:31 PM
I feel left out :(...

WindyCityFlyer
08-08-2008, 10:48 PM
Dibs on Danks. :D

JK, I'll let JD pick.

coconut
08-08-2008, 11:35 PM
I'm an old guy by your standards. I was a a hot shot infielder in my day.
Played all 3 positions well....hit for average ...but didn't have a lick of power.
I've been a Sox fan for 50 years. I've seen a lot of guys come and go.

That should at least get me a job in the booth or something.

heh heh

JDIsMyGod23
08-08-2008, 11:39 PM
I'm an old guy by your standards. I was a a hot shot infielder in my day.
Played all 3 positions well....hit for average ...but didn't have a lick of power.
I've been a Sox fan for 50 years. I've seen a lot of guys come and go.

That should at least get me a job in the booth or something.

heh heh

Sounds like we have our Hawk then.

coconut
08-08-2008, 11:46 PM
I'm definitely a homer .........lol

kingbrentg
08-09-2008, 01:49 AM
Best. Thread. Ever.

I'm good with Swish and Liner. Knock out some big hits and be a jokester. And one of the best set-up men in the game, that's pretty good at pitching. :)

chitown712
08-09-2008, 11:18 AM
Really???..........Actually I heard from someone you were pretty good at catching...........:p

quade36
08-09-2008, 03:04 PM
not including crafty veteran posters like myself, JD I am insulted :mad::D

JDIsMyGod23
08-09-2008, 03:05 PM
not including crafty veteran posters like myself, JD I am insulted :mad::D

You hardly post IN here. :( You could be in the Fields category.

blinkfn91
08-09-2008, 05:40 PM
I check the site almost everyday and read the threads a lot i just dont post all the time.

kingbrentg
08-09-2008, 06:32 PM
Really???..........Actually I heard from someone you were pretty good at catching...........:p

Credit Linebrink with another hold (set-up). :up:

Guess Jenks was unavailable to close today.

chitown712
08-09-2008, 09:55 PM
Dotel can handle closing on rare occasions........Ive been waiting to use that one for a long time

quade36
08-10-2008, 06:59 AM
You hardly post IN here. :( You could be in the Fields category.


Are you kidding me? I don't post 50 times, but I wouldn't say hardly. I have over 2,000 posts, most in this forum. And I have been posting here a lot longer then most people on this forum. I am sorry most topics are not worth posting like all the trade posts people do here or the what ifs, etc etc.

I guess if you feel I hardly post because I don't post 5 times a day in this forum then you might as well say I am Contreras rather then Fields. No respect I guess. :mad:

kingbrentg
08-10-2008, 07:20 AM
Someone needs a hug. It's only a fun little thread. :love:

1-800-STFU
08-10-2008, 11:11 AM
So true I am barely here anymore :(

GrinderBall41
08-10-2008, 11:48 AM
Are you kidding me? I don't post 50 times, but I wouldn't say hardly. I have over 2,000 posts, most in this forum. And I have been posting here a lot longer then most people on this forum. I am sorry most topics are not worth posting like all the trade posts people do here or the what ifs, etc etc.

I guess if you feel I hardly post because I don't post 5 times a day in this forum then you might as well say I am Contreras rather then Fields. No respect I guess. :mad:

Yeah I looked back at like 2004, 2005 last week or something and it was like you and SEALgep on every thread. Props.

JDIsMyGod23
08-10-2008, 12:14 PM
I traded away a vet then. Some people make mistakes.

kwstriker299
08-11-2008, 01:52 PM
I feel left out :(...


me too....:cry:

WhiteSoxLifer
08-11-2008, 02:28 PM
Uribe = (least favorite poster) - Just wish he'd go away.




TheLizardKing???

DaSox_05
08-11-2008, 02:30 PM
^No CQ-4mvp is hated

GrinderBall41
08-11-2008, 02:30 PM
^ Is he banned yet?

WhiteSoxLifer
08-11-2008, 02:32 PM
If CQ4MVP is banned, should he be Pablo?

GrinderBall41
08-11-2008, 02:34 PM
ha. It would be a good fit.

WhiteSoxLifer
08-11-2008, 02:38 PM
I'll volunteer myself for G. Floyd.

Im relatively new, somewhat effective, but its obvious to everyone im a future all-star.

Mark that **** down.

GrinderBall41
08-11-2008, 02:42 PM
I'll volunteer myself for G. Floyd.

Im relatively new, somewhat effective, but its obvious to everyone im a future all-star.

Mark that **** down.

Dig it.

JDIsMyGod23
08-11-2008, 02:42 PM
I made some updates to the pitchers. Don't *****.

chitown712
08-11-2008, 03:26 PM
And that link is gonna come in handy tonight again