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southerndodgerf
07-21-2008, 11:50 AM
With all the talk about James McDonald, it appears that Ned Colletti believes that we as fans are forgetting about another impressive McDonald.

I could give you three guesses and unless you cheated you would have NO idea of whom I am speaking. I am getting goose bumps right now....

Forget Russ Martin. Throw out your Ethier jersey. Get rid of that signed Kemp baseball....
Ladies and Gentleman, the future is here.

The man that will change the Dodgers forever.....

----John McDonald!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


That's right, nedheads. According to mlbtraderumors.com, Ned is actually being said to be in talks with Toronto about acquiring him.

If you do not have his stats, check these out. People will FEAR this hitter.

--------G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI TB BB SO SB CS OBP SLG AVG
2008 --36 58 6 11 1 0 0 2 12 3 9 3 1 .242 .207 .190
Career 616 1434 167 341 60 11 8 105 447 67 225 29 10 .277 .312 .238

And, did I mention, he is 34 years old.


I have but one question....

What in the hell is going on in the FO that we have to resort to this type crap?

laraiders2006
07-21-2008, 12:11 PM
We're SAVED!!!

I actually think Ronald McDonald can give us more production than John boy here.

BlueMouse
07-21-2008, 12:13 PM
I was expecting this to be a Ronald McDonald / Andruw Jones joke.

GHGHCP
07-21-2008, 12:15 PM
Super Size me.

BlueZoo
07-21-2008, 12:40 PM
Mind boggling...Ned never ceases to amaze me.

bestlakersfan
07-21-2008, 12:43 PM
Awesome! I hope we can find a way to sign Tomko and our team will be set!

LAFord
07-21-2008, 01:24 PM
My keyboard is destroyed with vomit now...thanks.

blueplatespcial
07-21-2008, 01:30 PM
lol, SDF! Nedheads!

Yeah, our GM no doubt lost the opportunity to get Ray Durham. This McDonald guy is Ned's SECOND choice.

*edit - well, Durham's had a good first half. Not the .219 BA of last season. He's still an old Gnat, though.

c2thab
07-21-2008, 01:33 PM
At this point I think Ned is just trying to make a trade for the sake of making a trade! This would make absolutely no sense to make this deal! We might as well bring back up Hu.

Tapptout
07-21-2008, 01:36 PM
This is starting too be offensive, Stop Ned, Stop.

Beaver Liquor
07-21-2008, 01:38 PM
I've said it before, and I'll say it again: Ned Colletti must give the BEST BJ's in all of baseball for McCourt to not fire his ***. Please somebody take Colletti's phone out of his office and lock him in their for the next 10 days, and then give Logan a fake porn-stache and let him make the trades for us (or Kim Ng--who had all but signed Vlad Guerrero on her own but got overruled by MLB--with that one signing she would have eclipsed EVERYTHING that Ned Colletti has accomplished in two years of failed signings and trades).