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Malone for Pres
07-02-2008, 04:11 PM
This one is sure to make you cringe.

From Rotoworld:

Diamondbacks placed catcher Chris Snyder on the disabled list with a left testicular fracture.That's gotta be even worse than Kaz Matsui's anal fissures. Snyder was injured when he was hit by a foul tip last night.

Testicular fracture, eh? Sucks to be him.

Tragedy
07-02-2008, 04:20 PM
That's possible? Oh my god.

ThisIsTheYear
07-02-2008, 04:29 PM
What the hell is there to fracture in your nuts?

x_notorious
07-02-2008, 04:32 PM
:ouch:

BRADY4MVP
07-02-2008, 04:35 PM
:injury:

tough injury...... I wonder what exactly...fractured?

cwilson21
07-02-2008, 06:02 PM
Well better him than me right?

i am bob
07-02-2008, 06:04 PM
Needs to buy a new piece of Equipment. But OUCH!

phlp_bj
07-02-2008, 06:08 PM
anal fissure??? lol

ChiCubs54
07-02-2008, 06:38 PM
Ouch..

Joba Rules!!
07-02-2008, 07:15 PM
I'm still trying to wrap my head around anal fissure....:puke:

goldglove212
07-02-2008, 08:03 PM
:speechless::puke:

Burkey3472
07-02-2008, 08:06 PM
poor guy

mattz1212
07-02-2008, 08:06 PM
I was actually at the game. How he still managed to catch the rest of the inning is completely beyond me. I'd probably still be crying right now.

I thought about putting up a thread about this with the title "Talk About Busting a Nut"

goldglove212
07-02-2008, 08:20 PM
can somebody let us all know what a testicular fracture is?

natepro
07-02-2008, 08:30 PM
a tear of the testicular parenchyma. It is the result of direct blunt injury to the scrotum or straddle injury. Testicular rupture is seen when there are several testicular fractures, associated with a tear in the tunica albuginea. Testicular haematomas and haematocoeles are usually present as well. A testicular fracture usually requires prompt surgical intervention.

http://www.medcyclopaedia.com/library/topics/volume_iv_2/f/fracture_testicular.aspx

ThisIsTheYear
07-02-2008, 11:28 PM
http://www.medcyclopaedia.com/library/topics/volume_iv_2/f/fracture_testicular.aspx

I understood about... 7 words in that little paragraph you posted.

Ramon Nivar
07-02-2008, 11:31 PM
I've heard worse. Anyway, it sucks, I met him a year or two ago and he was a nice guy. I hope it all still works.

BaRRySandAmaN
07-02-2008, 11:46 PM
Chris Snyder is a great guy, he went to school with my friend and I saw alot of him over at his house. That sucks alot, a Tesicular Fracture....:ouch:

Poncho_707
07-03-2008, 02:23 AM
i wonder how the doctors face looked when he say a ball fracture lol

cuttygiantsfan
07-03-2008, 02:29 AM
i wouldnt wanna deliver that news

FriarFanatic
07-03-2008, 02:30 AM
i pray for him that sounds sooo painful

JDIsMyGod23
07-03-2008, 03:00 AM
Just reading this makes me want to pass out. I can't imagine how that felt. Well, I kind of know. Poor guy.

cuttygiantsfan
07-03-2008, 03:29 AM
ery man should have a sense of what the feeling is like...just hopefully not a fracture

JaysFan87
07-03-2008, 08:22 AM
ill be back shortly as a go to the corner and cry.....

nygiants242
07-03-2008, 08:28 AM
ouch ouch

Cubsfan1433
07-03-2008, 10:18 AM
ouch, that can't feel good

jetsfan28
07-04-2008, 03:49 PM
That is one of the few times you definitely have the right to cry

kazzy4080
07-04-2008, 03:51 PM
when/if he comes up i think he should be nominated for comeback player of the year

dodgers07champs
07-04-2008, 03:52 PM
I can't even imagine..christ..poor guy. That is about the only injury Nomar is yet to have..

Ragun
07-04-2008, 03:58 PM
OUCH!!!! DAYMMMN...i cringed

united41290
07-04-2008, 04:13 PM
Needs to buy a new piece of Equipment. But OUCH!

True story....

Cubsjunkie
07-04-2008, 06:29 PM
Ouch, this somehow beats Felix Pie's testicular torsion. I don't even want to know what got fractured.

N.Z's #1 Dodger
07-05-2008, 04:56 AM
***** should walk it off.

L-MiLLZ44
07-05-2008, 08:17 AM
my prayers go out to the snyder family jewels

k_rock923
07-05-2008, 08:47 AM
Everyone that read this thread just covered their crotch with their hand and said "thank god it wasn't me".

1-800-STFU
07-05-2008, 04:09 PM
***** should walk it off.

Damn right!