911 Operator: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller: The Detroit Tigers are in second place to the Kansas City Royals.
911: Is this an emergency?
Caller: We are in second place to KANSAS CITY!
911: Are you sure this is an emergency?
Caller: Yes! I'm dying here! The changes we made from last year are not making us a better team. What can I do?
911: Repeat after me. In DD I trust...In DD I trust...
I want to believe, but it's getting scary.