Screw Torre, Selig, and all these stupid bastards that run MLB. Who cares about a stupid bubble machine. Let them have fun with it. They should worry about more serious issues such as getting involved with the TWC dispute so that the games appear on our TV screens!
Future Hall of Shamers:
(1) B.A.L.C.O. Barroids (2) Mark McJuicer (3) Jose Chem-seco (4) Rafael Palmeiroids (5) Ken Chem-initi (6) Jason Gi-andro (7) Ryan Fraud (8) Muscle Melk (9) Woman-Ram (10) Shammy Sosa (11) Roger Clear-mens (12) A-Roid (13) Ryan HGHoward