Since we're supposed to pretend these words will reach Jason:
I appreciate greatly the way you pitched for us. I wanted to extend you; in fact, I hope you will take a 3 yr deal with us in the winter. If our bullpen wasn't so deplorable early on, we may have been in a pennant race. Now you get to experience what could have been, and should not be limited to 90 pitches.
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I appreciate that Hammel had probably the best stretch of his career for the Cubs, which led people who had no idea who he was three months ago to bemoan him being dealt even though his contract is up in four months.