Chicago Bears #23
Kyle "Cheetah" Fuller
Looks like more searching for bright spots and moral victories
Winning would sure be neat-o!
Silver Lining: 3-6 with 4 one run losses (to a pretty good team)
****** pessimism: Going to 3-9 would blow.
Welcome home, Jim.
The onset of spring brings us baseball, rain, and annoying joggers with earbuds pumping ****** music directly into their brains who you could totally plow over and they wouldn't even hear it coming. But it also brings out the birds. Wherein the icy morass of winter only the crows stuck about, filling the stark air with their unsavory cries, now the songbirds come, venturing northward from southern climes to sing sweet melodies and flutter about our bird feeders and poop all over everything which provides even the most humble of perches. And that's why it's important to have a BB gun. Sure, you could use a real gun, but that A) seems like overkill, B) ammo is quite a bit more expensive and C) frequent firings of it probably won't go over too well with the neighborhood association. So leave your second amendment rights to things like protecting your life, family and property and purchase yourself a 20 buck Pumpmaster at your local Walmart for the real important things: endeadening those poofy, ****-showering, singing loudly at 6:30 AM, brightly colored little ****ers. As a bonus: a BB gun is also good for gophers. Now it won't kill them, and they won't explode in a heart-warming puff of billowy feathers, but it will put a little fear of man into them, and that does wonders. But back to the birds: I've even formulated a nice little scoring system for you, as you sit on the back porch this friday evening, drinking your alcoholic beverage of choice and seething in hatred for those bloviating avian fiends hopping and flitting about all happy-like:
1 point for a finch
2 points for a robin
3 points for a sparrow
4 points for a blue bird
5 points for a starling
10 points for a hummingbird
20 points for a bat (mammal, bird, whatever. It flies, it *****, destroy it.)
And 50 points for a Cardinal, because **** St. Louis.
Tearing down Utopia, one brick at a time.
Holy ****. No Cubs minors games till night. No Cubs games till night. No other MLB games till night. They're trying to make this the longest friday ever, aren't they? (and by they I mean baseballuminati.)
Tearing down Utopia, one brick at a time.
Matchups don't look good at all for saturday and sunday. Samardzjia probably will be taken out with a league tonight and since Schlitter blew it yesterday i guess is Wright's turn to do the same tonight.
I think this series the Cubs starters get rocked early and often. The pen comes in each night and is lights out after it ceases to matter. Gotta spread around the suckage.
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Laziest igts ever
Get a brain morons! guy has a twitter feed! Omg this is gold Jerry! Gold I tell you!
First, an interview with the so-called best of the best fans in baseball here:
Q: As I'm sure you know, the photograph of you at the‒
A: ‒I can't talk about that. I'm in the process of suing that photographer and a bunch of internet people, if I can find a lawyer who'll represent me. [To tape recorder] If anyone listening to this is a lawyer or an attorney, please contact my twitter so I can sue somebody.Then on to the live twitter feed!
Q: What is a "True Cardinal"?
A: A "True Cardinal" does not coast on his natural ability. In fact, I don't want anyone with any kind of natural ability wearing the "birds on bats." I would sooner take someone that drives a Ford F-150, speaks clearly, and runs out every grounder over any so called "five-tool player." The only tool I care about is Tulowitzki, who I think has the potential to be a "True Cardinal." And I've tried to tell that to Mr. Jocketty, but I can't find his email address on the Cardinals website.
With insightful and intelligent commentary such as:
BFIB @BirdsOnBats06 Apr 3
My other fav team is the #yankees. You ****'s can get back to me when you got 38 rings! #blessed #STLCARDS #dynasty'sLots of really offensive stuff there not appropriate for PSD. Well worth a little time killing before the series starts up tonight. The best fans in baseball will be out in force!BFIB @BirdsOnBats06 Mar 7
A glorious day of witness. If you don't go too Christian Day at Bush this year your *** #STLCARDS #blessed #Him pic.twitter.com/cdv2BCUrwi
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You heard him, he came up with "the little things" totally never been said before that!You can follow a team that has what I call "a winning mentality," with players who play the game the right way and speak our official language, or you can follow those loser franchises that don't do "the little things." That's something I came up with a while back, "the little things." It's the little things that win championships.
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