Hey how about this kid?
Let's be real, his production is going to calm down eventually, but what he has done between spring training and so far this season is so impressive.
It sounds like the Yankees scouted him in the VWL this offseason, and saw something they really liked with him. Luis Sojo managed in the same league he played in so there is also a Yankee connection there. People have been routinely badmouthing Yankee scouts recently, but they seem to have made a good find with Solarte.
Most importantly, Sterling has a great name to make his homerun call.
My money is on... "Solarte with the Solar Beam!" Or "he put Solar energy into that one!"