A drunken and stoned DMac signed off on a new title belt last night. The new belt, which is the highest of all belts in PWW, was adequately named the " Better Than Yosef" Title. The title was presented to Robby Ace at a local Hooters, but the current Prestige Champion could not accept the title as he revealed in his speech.
"I can't accept this award as it symbolizes the 1 man better than Yosef. The truth is, all of us are better than Yosef. All 48 wrestlers in PWW. Even you Celtic Al. It would not be fair to just accept some made up award, seriously who does that? I would like to dedicate this title to all of you, because you may not all be champions but at least you aren't Yosef!"
The title will hang on the wall at the Hooters with all 48 names on it.
When reached for comment, Yosef did not speak. But we can venture to guess it would go something like this.
" xD Something about nutsacks not dropping. o.O. something about Boreton.
It is my destiny."
PWWMania is hoping to provide pictures of the title belt and signed contract by DMac sometime this evening