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  1. 02-03-2013, 12:38 PM #1
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    Drunken DMac Issues New Title Belt

    A drunken and stoned DMac signed off on a new title belt last night. The new belt, which is the highest of all belts in PWW, was adequately named the " Better Than Yosef" Title. The title was presented to Robby Ace at a local Hooters, but the current Prestige Champion could not accept the title as he revealed in his speech.

    "I can't accept this award as it symbolizes the 1 man better than Yosef. The truth is, all of us are better than Yosef. All 48 wrestlers in PWW. Even you Celtic Al. It would not be fair to just accept some made up award, seriously who does that? I would like to dedicate this title to all of you, because you may not all be champions but at least you aren't Yosef!"

    The title will hang on the wall at the Hooters with all 48 names on it.

    When reached for comment, Yosef did not speak. But we can venture to guess it would go something like this.

    " xD Something about nutsacks not dropping. o.O. something about Boreton. It is my destiny."

    PWWMania is hoping to provide pictures of the title belt and signed contract by DMac sometime this evening
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  3. 02-03-2013, 05:02 PM #2
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    and still Nobody gives a **** Lol...Fail thread... Robb bringing out his inner celtic

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  4. 02-03-2013, 09:55 PM #3
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    How dare you besmirch my name. I have never been drunk a day in my life. I say good day sir!
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  5. 02-03-2013, 11:48 PM #4
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    Mtm is awful, dmac has a drinking issue




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    In my honest opinion Crosby is the best player when healthy and should be awarded the MVP every year because when healthy he is that much better than the next guy. He is like the Lebron of Hockey.
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  6. 02-03-2013, 11:51 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by jrm2054 View Post
    Mtm is awful, dmac has a drinking issue
    Lol you were gifted the rumble and have done nothing ever.

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  7. 02-04-2013, 12:07 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by More-Than-Most View Post
    Lol you were gifted the rumble and have done nothing ever.
    I hate to agree with MTM but he it's true.

    props to Bee for the sig!!
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  8. 02-04-2013, 06:11 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by jrm2054 View Post
    Mtm is awful, dmac has a drinking issue
    I must have a drinking issue putting you in the title match. Buyrates are going to tank this month.
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  10. 02-04-2013, 07:07 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dmac View Post
    I must have a drinking issue putting you in the title match. Buyrates are going to tank this month.
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  11. 02-04-2013, 08:37 PM #9
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    Well, you have some other good matches in this card so things will be alright.

    More-Than-Destiny will sell if all goes right.

    The War Games match has a lot on the line.

    This championship match may not sell all to well, but that doesn't mean the rest of the card is doomed.


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    I want to end up in Jail with a 6 foot 9 well hung man as my cell mate....
    ^^ The question we must ask ourselves is, do we really feel comfortable sharing a locker room with this guy? ^^
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    Ahem, (obviously reading)

    " My brother D Mac has never touched a drink in his life. He is always clean and sober. He is a shining example to all men. He votes Republican. He is the best big brother ever. Sometimes he lets me look at his Playboys (I added that last part). Sincerely: me"

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  13. 02-13-2013, 09:51 AM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lionsfanfromsac View Post
    Ahem, (obviously reading)

    " My brother D Mac has never touched a drink in his life. He is always clean and sober. He is a shining example to all men. He votes Republican. He is the best big brother ever. Sometimes he lets me look at his Playboys (I added that last part). Sincerely: me"

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    Eeeee that isn't a good example for ALL MEN
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    Go and raise a lion and then have it bite off your arms, leaving you with its 6 cubs, with no way to raise them, while realizing that there were 6 different fathers, while seeing that it was a filthy hore. And the cops find out about the cubs. That's basically what Lin did to us.

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