Build a nice sized snow mound about half way up their front door and a few inches away from the door in the middle of the night so there is a bit of a gap. Fill the gap between the door and the snow mound with dog food or something like that. When they open their door in the morning thousands of little dog food pieces come pouring in their front door. Pretty easy, not destructive, just a pain in the *** to pick up.
Knock him out, strip him naked and put a tutu on him, then glue his hand to his penis and prop him up at a busy street corner with a sign attached to him saying, "This is what happens when you masturbate too much."
suck them off while they are sleeping
heres a good one i've seen. pick pieces of corn out of your ****, and then make a burrito dinner using the **** corn. infrom them where you gott he corn after they are done eating it
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Knock him out, strip him naked, prop him up at a busy intersection, glue his feet to a turntable that changes directions every 2nd turn and that's powered by a nuclear reactor so it never stops, attach a sleigh bell to his penis, stick a Santa hat on his head, and have a nearby stereo play "Mary's Boy Child" by Boney M on a loop.
I guess if you can get in their apartment you could just do the kool aid in the shower prank.
Go online and research what big concerts are going on in your area... Make a Craigslist ad saying you are selling tickets to that concert at a crazy price because you just need to get rid of them... Then put his phone number on the posting for people to call.
I still say murder him.
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Some of you guys are freaking sick and need major help. Haha! but keep the ideas coming because they are hilarious.
Okay, here's my favorite all time, super **** with someone prank.
1.) Find clear hard candy
2.) Unscrew their shower cap
3.) Place clear candy in shower cap
4.) Replace now booby trapped cap
5.) Let them shower
after this part you can remove the candy, or leave it in. It leaves them all sticky after a shower and it can REALLY **** with someone if done for extended periods of time.
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That's ****ing brilliant.
Thanks for the idea for a "housewarming" gift for my brother when I visit him...lol
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Make some stinkbombs, plant them all around the other side, then when they're at home, set them off. Be sure to have a couple cameras so you can see their faces.