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  1. 01-31-2013, 12:38 AM #31
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    Where ever there is a single step like maybe the front door put a container with water in it. . Just make sure the container isn't taller then the step or they will see it or trip over it.

    Or you can get a bucket full of confetti, and say something that makes them think its water and then throw the confetti at them. When they flinch and turn away stab them.
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  3. 01-31-2013, 01:25 AM #32
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    Make them become pen pals with MF4E.


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    Quote Originally Posted by debo View Post
    Make them become pen pals with MF4E.
    lolololololololol
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  5. 01-31-2013, 01:29 AM #34
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    murder them
    and have sex with the corpse
    then feed on them
    Sounds like Florida.


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  6. 01-31-2013, 01:52 AM #35
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    Smear butter all over them while they're sleeping, then slide them down the street into a busy intersection. Or, if you're health-conscious, use non-hydrogenated margarine.
    Last edited by rangersfan; 01-31-2013 at 01:58 AM.
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  7. 01-31-2013, 02:28 AM #36
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    Quote Originally Posted by penuch View Post
    Funny, but illegal so they could screw you and call the cops.....Someone put an ad up of one of my friends, the dude is now facing harassment and identity theft charges.
    That is why you create a fake email and do it from a public computer somewhere with no cameras. They can say you did it but they gotta have proof.


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  8. 01-31-2013, 02:36 AM #37
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    Quote Originally Posted by steelcityroller View Post
    That is why you create a fake email and do it from a public computer somewhere with no cameras. They can say you did it but they gotta have proof.
    seems like you've done this before...
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  10. 01-31-2013, 02:38 AM #38
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    haha, this thread's hilarious
    "i don't believe in mysteries but still i pray for my sister, when speaking to the higher power that listens, to the lifeless vision of freedom everytime we're imprisoned, to the righteous victims of people of a higher position" - planet asia, old timer thoughts

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  11. 01-31-2013, 02:38 AM #39
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    Quote Originally Posted by SMH! View Post
    seems like you've done this before...
    Hush....


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    cover hsi room in sticky notes
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    put LSD in their milk/water and build an angry snowman pointing at them outside their front door and enjoy the show
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  15. 01-31-2013, 09:15 AM #43
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    If you got enough snow... build a giant snow dick to block his car from getting out.

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    15 years ago... we already witnessed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by penuch View Post
    Funny, but illegal so they could screw you and call the cops.....Someone put an ad up of one of my friends, the dude is now facing harassment and identity theft charges.
    Sounds like your friend can't take a joke
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    If you got enough snow... build a giant snow dick to block his car from getting out.

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    Build a snowman around a big stone or something inside of it. Then build another one, tackle it, and then have him tackle the one with a stone in it...then don't pay for the hospital bill
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    Would I take Harden over Rose? I can't answere that question honestly because I would like to see Harden as a #1 option first. Rose can def score, and is a good defender, but he's not a great passer (something you want out of your pg). In saying that I don't see a Rose lead Chicago doing anything in the playoffs. They won't get by Miami and they'll be lucky if they can beat Boston. So since you're so high on Rose, I don't see him doing any damage at all come playoff time.


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