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  1. #16
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    I like debo's idea the best

    Here's another:

    Put a couple tarantulas in his room

  2. #17
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    Shrink wrap there car.

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    Go to his office and sit in on a meeting and in the middle of it stand up and say, "The jerk store called, they're running out of you!" to him

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    Quote Originally Posted by debo View Post
    If it's below freezing (really it should be closer to the 15-20 degree range or lower), do this:

    1. Go to Walmart.
    2. Buy a shitton of cotton balls (if you think you have enough, buy that much again).
    3. Dip the cotton balls into water.
    4. Stick the cotton balls all over that person's car.
    5. Laugh.
    6. Profit.
    Very nice. I'm impressed.

    Quote Originally Posted by sep11ie View Post
    Kill their puppy, make chili out of it feed it to them.
    This would work if you put the dog collar in the bottom of the bowl....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Driven View Post
    Go to his office and sit in on a meeting and in the middle of it stand up and say, "The jerk store called, they're running out of you!" to him
    If that doesn't work say, "Well I had sex with your wife!"

    And by the way, those pants, they belong to my dad.And they're not really pants,
    they're Lederhosen



  6. #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by sep11ie View Post
    Kill their puppy, make chili out of it feed it to them.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FqQTcnyH2E

    Quote Originally Posted by behindmydesk View Post
    My niece likes lamb she just refuses to eat my lamb because she knows she raised it and showed it and named it. So I always without fail at a cookout mix some lamb in her burger and watch her eat it with delight knowing that she basically ate her pet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Driven View Post
    Ooooh, when wrassslin was good...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Driven View Post
    That BMD quote might be in my top 5 favorite posts on PSD. I'm pretty sure the other 4 are occupied by YNH.

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    Some ideas

    (1) Take a dump in their shoes

    (2) Put an ad on Craigslist in the gay personal section and use his picture and first name.

    (3) Go to the store. You buy cheetos, lucky charms, sprinkles, glitter, feathers, toilet paper, syrup and cling wrap. Then you pour the syrup all over the car. You take the cheetos and lucky charms grind them up with the sprinkles, glitter and feathers and pour them all over the syrup. Then you use the cling wrap and cover all of that up with the wrap. Then you cover the car with snow.

    (4) Find a local paper that does free wanted ads and place an ad in the paper for a free television using his phone number.

    (5) Use duct tape to put all of their smaller items on the ceiling

    (6) use pam or some other kind of cooking spray on the toilet seat

    (7) switch all of their dvds to different cases

    (8) put up fake garage sale signs with their address and directions to their house and then put their stuff in the yard

    (9) Make a fake facebook profile mocking theirs using the same profile picture and then go online and wreak havoc.

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    Drug them and then sell there kidneys.

  11. #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by steelcityroller View Post
    Some ideas

    (1) Take a dump in their shoes

    (2) Put an ad on Craigslist in the gay personal section and use his picture and first name.

    (3) Go to the store. You buy cheetos, lucky charms, sprinkles, glitter, feathers, toilet paper, syrup and cling wrap. Then you pour the syrup all over the car. You take the cheetos and lucky charms grind them up with the sprinkles, glitter and feathers and pour them all over the syrup. Then you use the cling wrap and cover all of that up with the wrap. Then you cover the car with snow.

    (4) Find a local paper that does free wanted ads and place an ad in the paper for a free television using his phone number.

    (5) Use duct tape to put all of their smaller items on the ceiling

    (6) use pam or some other kind of cooking spray on the toilet seat

    (7) switch all of their dvds to different cases

    (8) put up fake garage sale signs with their address and directions to their house and then put their stuff in the yard

    (9) Make a fake facebook profile mocking theirs using the same profile picture and then go online and wreak havoc.
    Funny, but illegal so they could screw you and call the cops.....Someone put an ad up of one of my friends, the dude is now facing harassment and identity theft charges.
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    Quote Originally Posted by yaswaggin View Post
    I like debo's idea the best

    Here's another:

    Put a couple tarantulas in his room
    Thiis is waaaaaay to far.

    What was meant for me will be Mine once again... THE CHAMP OF CHAMPS IS BACK

  13. #28
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    Slash their tires.

    #iubb

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    Rewire the window switches.


    It's really pretty easy to do, and it'll have them all kinds of confused.

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    tie them up and perform bukkakes

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