
Originally Posted by
The Chad
Does he have a thyroid problem? 308 pounds that I guarantee he carries worse than most lineman. All that money Russell essentially stole (that he's wasted most of), and he didn't hire a personal trainer. Coming out with news of a getting back to the NFL when he's 50lbs overweight isn't just irresponsible on his part, it's incredibly stupid. Russell is announcing to the league that he is still not to be taken seriously.
This isn't even funny, I wish I could laugh at him but all hearing about him does is piss me off; JaMarcus Russell is the poster child of wasting God given talent. This isn't the first time he's tried making a "comeback", which I put in quotations because a legitimate comeback insinuates that you've been there before, remember a few years ago when he was interviewed about a "comeback" on ESPN? Russell had the audacity to rule out the Raiders on his personal list of teams, saying there are only 31 teams, because they failed him.
How did he announce this grand resurgence? Is he going to hold a press conference? I guess I could see it;
Scene opens on a press conference, his mother and one local journalist in attendance. JaMarcus Russell enters the room. He waddles up to the podium. Russell takes a drink of his purple drink, "Good..." he says before pausing to catch his breath, "afternoon. I'm here today to announce my grand return to the big show." He states, fatly.
I'll stop there, sorry for ranting.