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  1. 01-22-2013, 10:18 PM #1
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    Let's have some fun #Maloofed.

    Since hearing constantly about the possibility of the team relocating next season isn't exactly fun (especially the comments from other fan bases since they don't know sh1t about d1ck) Let's play a little game

    Who can come up with the best Maloofed jokes

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    When your girlfriend dumps you to date your little brother #Maloofed


    When David West sleeps with your mom you've been #Maloofed.
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  4. 01-23-2013, 01:38 AM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sactown View Post
    Since hearing constantly about the possibility of the team relocating next season isn't exactly fun (especially the comments from other fan bases since they don't know sh1t about d1ck) Let's play a little game

    Who can come up with the best Maloofed jokes

    Here are some:

    When you learn Santa isn't real #Maloofed

    When your girlfriend dumps you to date your little brother #Maloofed


    When David West sleeps with your mom you've been #Maloofed.
    Delonte West. Not David. Good ones though!!!

    When I think of one, I'll be sure to post!!!
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  5. 01-23-2013, 01:13 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZebraCity916 View Post
    Delonte West. Not David. Good ones though!!!

    When I think of one, I'll be sure to post!!!
    Oops haha you're totally right

    When you realize your girlfriend has an adams apple #Maloofed
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  6. 01-23-2013, 01:53 PM #5
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    When you work at Arco Arena, and get fired because your kiosk will be replaced by a lemonade stand.

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    When you have a Cantina bar, and you build a Sky Bar, only for both to fail.

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    When you go to your cousins house for some blow, but you walk in and your uncle sniffed your whole stash.

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    When you typed out a beautiful post but as you were about to submit it the servers went down.

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    So Anna, what do you think about the notion that Russell Wilson is better than Andrew Luck?

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    When you lose your Daddy's beer distributor ship - Maloofed.

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    When your a coked up troll that is going broke - Maloofed.

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    When you want to **** your own sister because she's now divorced.

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    When you **** over an entire city and destroy over 600 jobs. #Maloofed
    So Anna, what do you think about the notion that Russell Wilson is better than Andrew Luck?

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    When you get an arena deal done for an NBA team, have the owners of the team agree upon the deal, only to have those owners back out of it cause they're broke. #Maloofed
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