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    Things I'd rather do than watch the Pro Bowl.

    Yes, I love watching football, but I hate the Pro Bowl, and I don't think I'm alone. So the other night, I'm talking with my insignificant other, and we were discussing what we should do this weekend, since there really is no football on tv, and couple swapping season doesn't start for another 3 weeks.

    Anyway, this got me thinking; what would I rather do than watch the Pro Bowl? Granted, some of the activities may not be your cup of tea, as they say, but this is my list and if you don't like it, you can suck a pipe. Oh, yeah, feel free to add your list.

    Things I'd rather do than watch the Pro Bowl:

    1. As a Patriots' fan, I'd rather watch a replay over and over and over again, of David Tyree's impossible catch.

    2. Watch a chess or cricket match.

    3. Attempt having a normal conversation with Kate Upton on the beach...and all I'm wearing is a thong.

    4. Step on a nail.

    5. Have an intimate relationship with Roseanne Barr.

    6. Get an enema.

    7. Attend a Mark Sanchez/Tim Tebow QB camp.

    8. Become a national spokesperson for a new special interest group advocating retroactive abortion.

    9. Pursue my lifelong dream of becoming a "before" model for plastic surgery.

    10. Attend a symposium on The Art of Achieving Without Talent, and listen to the guest speaker (Paris Hilton) for 3 hours.

    11. As a confirmed heterosexual, force myself to take 2 Viagra pills, and then go dancing at a gay bar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by torrance View Post
    Yes, I love watching football, but I hate the Pro Bowl, and I don't think I'm alone. So the other night, I'm talking with my insignificant other, and we were discussing what we should do this weekend, since there really is no football on tv, and couple swapping season doesn't start for another 3 weeks.

    Anyway, this got me thinking; what would I rather do than watch the Pro Bowl? Granted, some of the activities may not be your cup of tea, as they say, but this is my list and if you don't like it, you can suck a pipe. Oh, yeah, feel free to add your list.

    Things I'd rather do than watch the Pro Bowl:

    1. As a Patriots' fan, I'd rather watch a replay over and over and over again, of David Tyree's impossible catch.

    2. Watch a chess or cricket match.

    3. Attempt having a normal conversation with Kate Upton on the beach...and all I'm wearing is a thong.

    4. Step on a nail.

    5. Have an intimate relationship with Roseanne Barr.

    6. Get an enema.

    7. Attend a Mark Sanchez/Tim Tebow QB camp.

    8. Become a national spokesperson for a new special interest group advocating retroactive abortion.

    9. Pursue my lifelong dream of becoming a "before" model for plastic surgery.

    10. Attend a symposium on The Art of Achieving Without Talent, and listen to the guest speaker (Paris Hilton) for 3 hours.

    11. As a confirmed heterosexual, force myself to take 2 Viagra pills, and then go dancing at a gay bar.

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    I dunno. maybe I am a sick individual, I would have fun trying to accomplish your list (sans #4 and #9) while being intoxicated.
    Last edited by FalconsNation02; 01-22-2013 at 05:30 PM.

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    Jack off


    Yall let me slip?!?!

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    This is golden. Awesome post.
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    1. Masturbate with sand paper
    2. Play hide-and-seek with Helen Keller
    3. Go see any movie in Colorado

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    Quote Originally Posted by IHateTheSkins View Post
    1. Masturbate with sand paper
    2. Play hide-and-seek with Helen Keller
    3. Go see any movie in Colorado
    Wow. You went there.
    Last edited by OldStyleCubbies; 01-22-2013 at 11:34 PM.

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    Watch this years super bowl. Just barely, though.

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    sadly i think i like the pro bowl lol
    Eagles Did Win a Championship, it just was not the Superbowl , we beat Lombardi's Packers

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    I wish there was a rookies vs sophomores game. For the most part those guys don't have huge contracts so they may try harder to win the game than the seasoned gets in order to get paid for winning the game.

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    Poeple hate on the pro bowl waaayyyy too much.
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    Watch the lakers play defense.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iam brett favre View Post
    Watch this years super bowl. Just barely, though.
    I don't get that? It's going to be what football was supposed to be, running and defense.

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    Ya but would you rather watch the probowl, or have hardcore sex with Shaq during the televised halftime with your name and number on the screen? You get a million bucks also for "revvin the diesel"

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    Quote Originally Posted by fingerbang View Post
    Poeple hate on the pro bowl waaayyyy too much.
    No, it sucks dick. But there isn't much you can do to fix it. The seasons over and none of these guys want to get injured in a stupid game.

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    Quote Originally Posted by raiderposting View Post
    Jack off
    LOL I was gonna say something along those lines.

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