NBA: "Referees blew the call. Should have given Rondo the timeout. Sorry about that. Crap happens."
BULLS: ROTFLTAO.... "Justice prevails for Garnett picking on wittle Noah."
Celtics: "Oh well, we got screwed. Just want the world to know we said NO! and cried RAPE! because of it."
Colton Iverson (stashed overseas)