Manti Te'o...... OOPS!

[bluefire7002]

I should have been a load my mom swallowed

[abe_froman]

he's gay,she made for a convenient beard story("why do you never see me with a girl? "its not because i'm gay,i have a gf;"oh you want to meet her? too bad ,she's dead").he's a football player at a catholic school.you cant exactly come out of the closet under those circumstances.

i bet his agent hires a girl to pose as his girlfriend now though(which he should have done in the first place)

[sexicano31]

I should have been a load my mom swallowed

well wasnt expecting that

[ewing]

Anyone here know ebonics care to translate that?

Did his quote get more readable after his edit for you?

[sexicano31]

Did his quote get more readable after his edit for you?

Not really

[ewing]

Not really

Me either

[thechom80]

Did his quote get more readable after his edit for you?

If that is edited, then I don't even want to know what it said before.

[BlackWidow]

Did you hear? Te'o announced last night that a Nigerian prince is giving him a million dollars as well. All he had to do is give his name, address, SSN and bank account information. Unfortunately for Te'o, the prince died prior to finalization of the funds transfer.

[Pinstripe power]

I should have been a load my mom swallowed

priceless

[GGGGG-Men]

Someone sent this to me so not sure where it came from:

Q: [What] would be the craziest possible ending to the Manti Te'o story?
—Greg, Philly
SG: Bill Belichick spending the past few years creating Manti's fake dead girl, then hiring someone to play her on the phone, with the ultimate intent of wounding Manti's draft stock enough that he'd fall to the bottom of the first round of the 2013 draft … right to the New England Patriots. Thank you and please drive through.

[Fool]

On ESPN it said that he mentioned her at least four times on tv after he supposedly learned that she was fake.

If he wasn't a part of it, if he only found out later but didn't say anything out of embarrassment, why in the hell would he keep bringing her up?

[thechom80]

He tackles penises.

[KniCks4LiFe]

Someone sent this to me so not sure where it came from:

your sig

[Lincecum4CY]

Wait, this is relevant to the world? How? Who gives a ****...this is becoming a joke that this is getting this much attention. More important things in the world going on

Everyone involved is a sick freak but im not surprised

[Buckwheat]

Wait, this is relevant to the world? How? Who gives a ****...this is becoming a joke that this is getting this much attention. More important things in the world going on

Everyone involved is a sick freak but im not surprised

There are more important things going on than the Giants winning the World Series, too. But I bet you cared about that.

Stop.