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  1. #61
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    Second graders, that's sick...

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    Quote Originally Posted by JNoel View Post


    Second graders, that's sick...
    Just puked in my mouth, that is sick af

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    Quote Originally Posted by yaswaggin View Post
    I'm 19 and a virgin

    Mostly because idk if I'm even human

    I'm not gay or straight, weird af

    I love everything about women except their pussay makes me puke

    I don't like dick either, neither do I find men attractive

    So what am I?
    Get drunk and you might actually like it...
    Last edited by JNoel; 01-14-2013 at 07:48 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JNoel View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by yaswaggin View Post
    I'm 19 and a virgin

    Mostly because idk if I'm even human

    I'm not gay or straight, weird af

    I love everything about women except their pussay makes me puke

    I don't like dick either, neither do I find men attractive

    So what am I?
    Get drunk and you might actually like the Puss..
    Don't like beer either

    Like I said, I'm not human

    Just can't look at a pus because its an effin hole

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    Quote Originally Posted by yaswaggin View Post
    Don't like beer either

    Like I said, I'm not human

    Just can't look at a pus because its an effin hole
    What? Don't like beer?? How are you on this site if you are not a human???

    Anyways, you need somewhere to stick it in ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by JNoel View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by yaswaggin View Post
    Don't like beer either

    Like I said, I'm not human

    Just can't look at a pus because its an effin hole
    What? Don't like beer?? How are you on this site if you are not a human???

    Anyways, you need somewhere to stick it in ...
    Yeah I think I just have a phobia against holes in general

    Ever since that Indian camping trip when I was 6, there was a big *** hole in the ground in one of the tents, was dark and I almost fell in it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by yaswaggin View Post
    I'm 19 and a virgin

    Mostly because idk if I'm even human

    I'm not gay or straight, weird af

    I love everything about women except their pussay makes me puke

    I don't like dick either, neither do I find men attractive

    So what am I?
    bestiality
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    Quote Originally Posted by yaswaggin View Post
    Yeah I think I just have a phobia against holes in general

    Ever since that Indian camping trip when I was 6, there was a big *** hole in the ground in one of the tents, was dark and I almost fell in it.
    Your one of those dudes who watch massive amounts of porn aren't you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray_R View Post
    bestiality
    Beasts too have penai and vaginas
    Last edited by Ezekial; 01-14-2013 at 08:00 PM. Reason: random extra quote.



    Bdawk4prez owns me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by yaswaggin View Post
    Yeah I think I just have a phobia against holes in general

    Ever since that Indian camping trip when I was 6, there was a big *** hole in the ground in one of the tents, was dark and I almost fell in it.
    Just face your fears....


    Get drunk. Fall in a woman hole. All better.

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    I wonder how many people on this site have hooked up with a prostitute before? They look pretty ****ing gross if you ask me...

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    I was the last one out of my group of friends and I was 17. I was waiting to get in a relationship and find the right girl. Then one day I woke up and figured I just needed to get laid. Not long after that there was a park party. It was early September and I met this girl at the party and banged her in the emptied out pool at the park. The floors were padded so it was kind of comfy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JNoel View Post
    I wonder how many people on this site have hooked up with a prostitute before? They look pretty ****ing gross if you ask me...
    I've banged a stripper, does that count? She was actually using it to pay for school. I'll never forget the first words she said to me when we got back to her apartment.

    "Lady Gaga or Brittney Spears?"

    She was holding one cd in each hand. Obviously I chose Lady Gaga and to this day the song "Love Games" will always be remembered as the song that started off my night with the stripper.

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    16 or 17, cant remember. Most likely 17.

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    I heard on the internet if you stay a virgin until your 30 you become an all-knowing wizard.

    I wanna be a wizard.

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