1) Steve Novak dunks the damn ball and curls more than 20 lbs. to the amazement of his trainers.
2) Tyson Chandler shaves his face and becomes the spokesperson for Gillette.
3) Carmelo Anthony pimp slaps a certain PSD critic of his.
4) Chris Copeland joins Das Efx.
5) Amare Stoudemire gets phenomenal titanium space age platinum knee caps.
6) Ronnie Brewer dunks from mid-court by flapping his ears to gain altitude.
7) JR Smith legally changes his name from Earl Joseph Smith to JR $wish.
8) Marcus Camby plays Gumby on Broadway to rave reviews.
9) Rasheed Wallace becomes Jewish and wears a Yamaka to cover his bald spot.
10) Iman Shumpert films House Party 5 with Christopher "Play" Martin.
11) James White dunks over Brook Lopez and tea bags him in the process causing DMF to go into cardiac arrest.
12) Jason Kidd penetrates the paint more than his girlfriends.
13) Kurt Thomas becomes cross eyed.
14) Raymond Felton builds a dam out of natural instinct on the East River.
15) Pablo Prigioni buys Spike Lee a pair of yellow and purple sneakers. Spike somehow convinces himself that it was a racist gesture on Pablos part.
16) Woodson finally realizes his Goatee looks like Pam Griers crotch from the 70's and trims it.
17) The Knicks win the championship causing mass hysteria and panic across PSD. Somehow this triggers an unexplainable leprosy outbreak among all of the trolls, that in turn lose their fingers to this horrific disease and are no longer able to type their ridiculous Knick bashing comments.
That about sums it up for me!!