gotta go with anchorman. greatest movie ever.
I forgot...in a zombie movie the sheer number of bullets that go wasted by people pumping bullets into the non-head parts of the body.
How the "good guys" are always better shots with a pistol than the "bad guys" are with rifles.
Bill Parcells: "You are what your record says you are."
From the "you can't make this stuff up" department:
Watching Casino Royale and they have a fully automatic nail gun in the scene where the building sinks. I've seen it in a fair amount of movies where someone uses a nail gun like a real gun, it's just ridiculous. Someone should maybe just ask a carpenter a quick question on how a nail guns work. Drives me crazy. And unless you are point blank , it really won't do all that much damage in the first place.
I hate a certain style of fighting. Its everywhere now, but to give you the best example its the Batman style. It made sense for Batman but I don't need every 5 to be shot from .2 feet away so you can barely see whats going on. It was at its worst when Bay tried to pull it off with 50 story high buildings.
I HATE when kids just magically know everything in a horror movie. Why would it make sense that the kid just knows who some evil spirit is and its entire backstory through intuition or whatever non-sense. And its so overdone.
And last but not least I hate the movies where some good or bad is soo smart that they have plan that requires their opponent to get the upper hand as part of the plan. I thought the Joker pulled it off well in the Dark Knight, but in movies like Skyfall if you really thinik about the bad guys plan, right down to getting to the tunnel and then being their just in time to have the train be passing just as he detonates the bom to open the tunnel, ridiculous. I am fine with suspending disbelief and or believing in luck etc etc etc but to be so lazy about a master plan that it requires that level of luck and hinging entirely on things that you can not even plan on controlling even with luck is stupid.
When you have a Brit playing an American. Or a Chinese person playing a Korean. Etcetera, etcetera...... stuff like that makes me mad. You can find someone to play that role that actually is a person from that race?
STRAIGHT CASH HOMIE!
Last of the Mohicans?
I really hate when the bad guys give away their ingenius idea then die or get arrested. Scream did it in all of them. They always give their damn motive. In all the Die Hard movies...basically in a **** load of movies. It drives me nuts. Who gives a **** why you guys are doing what your doing.
When slutty girls are "virgins." Gtfo with this ****
Another pet peeve of mine is when people can't differentiate between satire and serious films. I guess that's considered a movie watcher pet peeve.
I tend to get annoyed by action heroes who manage to kill everyone in their path with as little as a scratch, Taken 2 being a perfect example of that.