The story about RCS shoving a pineapple up TY *** is true.
"Neighbors were not alarmed to hear screaming coming from the house labeled "The Big Nasty" by local kids. Local police were on scene at 1:45 AM on January 12, 2012 to investigate complaints of horrid screams and male nudity that could be seen from the upstairs window. When several knocks and went unanswered, police broke down the door and proceeded upstairs. There they found two males in the nude. One male was bent over a metal bed frame with a pineapple in his ***. The other male was caught with a big black dildo and a grin. Both were given warnings to keep the noise down and to no longer display themselves nude for the neighborhood to see."
Those freaking weirdos.