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  1. #16
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    The puns on this guy are really funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VRP723 View Post
    I'd give him a shot. Who's it gonna kill?

    He's a murderer get it?
    I wonder if he still throws gas...
    Quote Originally Posted by CubbieSteve View Post
    Squibble Squabble

  3. #18
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    What if he does come back and on the first batter he faces he hits in the head and they die on impact?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The X View Post
    I wonder if he still throws gas...
    hahaha this one made my day

  5. #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by MetsFanatic19 View Post
    What if he does come back and on the first batter he faces he hits in the head and they die on impact?
    I bet we would all feel pretty ****ing bad for laughing at it

  6. #21
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    He was great in World series 97' on sega

    BTW he hasn't pitched in the majors since 05'

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    Quote Originally Posted by VRP723 View Post
    I'd give him a shot. Who's it gonna kill?

    He's a murderer get it?
    I don't understand the OJ reference here

    And by the way, those pants, they belong to my dad.And they're not really pants,
    they're Lederhosen



  8. #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by MetsFanatic19 View Post
    What if he does come back and on the first batter he faces he hits in the head and they die on impact?
    I'm betting he throws pretty slowly by now



    (of course any speed could kill a person if hit just right)

  9. #24
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    Some people would kill for another shot at the big leagues.

  10. #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeffy25 View Post
    I'm betting he throws pretty slowly by now



    (of course any speed could kill a person if hit just right)
    Rumour has it hes been dialing it up around 90 in prison ball...

    ...but then again those are rumours.

    ...and there are plenty of guys who can hit 90 who aren't 39 year old murderers.

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    He went after some peasants he had working on his farm with a ****ing MACHETE and when he wasn't able to decapitate them he started dousing them with gasoline.





    This guy was born to pitch for Jeffrey Loria.



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    Quote Originally Posted by JermanJaysFan View Post
    Rumour has it hes been dialing it up around 90 in prison ball...

    ...but then again those are rumours.

    ...and there are plenty of guys who can hit 90 who aren't 39 year old murderers.
    It's probably true. Nobody in prison would lie, right????

  13. #28
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    He was hitting 90 in the bullpen a couple of nights ago, he was practicing with his old winter ball team, no rumor there. Regardless, I think he pitches a couple of games here and that's it.

    The prison rumors were all ******** as he stated that he could only play softball. Maybe he was htting 90 with a softball? That'd be pretty damn impressive.

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    How did he only serve 7 years for what he did?

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    Quote Originally Posted by giants73756 View Post
    How did he only serve 7 years for what he did?
    http://i.imgur.com/IIrPy.gif

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