Maybe Ruben Tejada can catch? Oh, wait, we finally have a catcher now, don't we?
You need new material.
What about CF?
COF still works.
"You don't know how to drink. Your whole generation, you drink for the wrong reasons. My generation, we drink because it's good, because it feels better than unbuttoning your collar, because we deserve it. We drink because it's what men do."