http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mlb-bi...9949--mlb.html
It isn't out of the question that SA will give him a shot. After all, prison builds the kind of character that is essential to closing games -- it's a cakewalk after hacking your workers with a machete then dousing them with gasoline and torching them. And, he looks to be in shape. ;-)
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12-29-2012, 07:05 PM #1
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Odds On SA Signing This Closer...
There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high powered mutant of some kind, never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
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12-29-2012, 07:07 PM #2
PSD's Omar Mantequilla
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Call up his son Juan and they can pitch together. It'd be so cute!
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12-29-2012, 07:40 PM #3
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Originally Posted by Il Mostro
I want him. Fits the qualities I look for in people.
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12-29-2012, 08:09 PM #4
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He would be the first MLB caliber player they sign this off season.
The Laws Of My Fist are About To Compel Your Teeth
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12-29-2012, 08:51 PM #5
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I'd sign him. What umpire would want to piss him off????. He'd probably get all the calls .
Is AmbiExLax (or whatever his name is) out yet. Sign him up too. Let's get Krod back to slap a few people around. What about that wife beating pitcher????
Let's at least make this team interesting.
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12-29-2012, 08:59 PM #6
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Machete coming out of the pen -
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12-29-2012, 08:59 PM #7
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Ugie would be the perfect APH.
Now the Zen master says, "We'll see."
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12-29-2012, 09:01 PM #8
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Right???? The possibilities are endless. Originally Posted by KingsnQueens7
Machete coming out of the pen -
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12-29-2012, 09:08 PM #9
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If you guys want a good laugh look at the thread about this guy in the MLB forum - so many good puns.
Originally Posted by VRP723
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12-29-2012, 09:17 PM #10
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I think he'w the only guy in major league history with the initials U U.
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12-29-2012, 09:38 PM #11
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He'd be great with K-Rod
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12-29-2012, 09:42 PM #12
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Not fair. He should have been Jerry Manuel's closer.
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12-29-2012, 09:47 PM #13
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Ahahaha, and add Franks meltdowns to the picture. Originally Posted by Harry777
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12-29-2012, 09:51 PM #14
PSD's coolest tuna
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The Wilpons will never sign a low character guy
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12-29-2012, 09:54 PM #15
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He will be cheap though Originally Posted by YoungStuna28
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