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    Odds On SA Signing This Closer...

    http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mlb-bi...9949--mlb.html

    It isn't out of the question that SA will give him a shot. After all, prison builds the kind of character that is essential to closing games -- it's a cakewalk after hacking your workers with a machete then dousing them with gasoline and torching them. And, he looks to be in shape. ;-)
    "There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high powered mutant of some kind, never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

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    Call up his son Juan and they can pitch together. It'd be so cute!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Il Mostro View Post
    http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mlb-bi...9949--mlb.html

    It isn't out of the question that SA will give him a shot. After all, prison builds the kind of character that is essential to closing games -- it's a cakewalk after hacking your workers with a machete then dousing them with gasoline and torching them. And, he looks to be in shape. ;-)
    I want him. Fits the qualities I look for in people.

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    He would be the first MLB caliber player they sign this off season.

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    I'd sign him. What umpire would want to piss him off????. He'd probably get all the calls .

    Is AmbiExLax (or whatever his name is) out yet. Sign him up too. Let's get Krod back to slap a few people around. What about that wife beating pitcher????

    Let's at least make this team interesting.

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    Machete coming out of the pen -

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    Ugie would be the perfect APH.
    "Gods always behave like the people who make them."

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    Quote Originally Posted by KingsnQueens7 View Post
    Machete coming out of the pen -
    Right???? The possibilities are endless.

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    If you guys want a good laugh look at the thread about this guy in the MLB forum - so many good puns.

    Quote Originally Posted by VRP723 View Post
    I'd give him a shot. Who's it gonna kill?

    He's a murderer get it?

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    I think he'w the only guy in major league history with the initials U U.

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    He'd be great with K-Rod

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    Not fair. He should have been Jerry Manuel's closer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry777 View Post
    He'd be great with K-Rod
    Ahahaha, and add Franks meltdowns to the picture.

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    The Wilpons will never sign a low character guy

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    Quote Originally Posted by YoungStuna28 View Post
    The Wilpons will never sign a low character guy
    He will be cheap though

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