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  1. #1
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    Odds On SA Signing This Closer...

    http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mlb-bi...9949--mlb.html

    It isn't out of the question that SA will give him a shot. After all, prison builds the kind of character that is essential to closing games -- it's a cakewalk after hacking your workers with a machete then dousing them with gasoline and torching them. And, he looks to be in shape. ;-)
    "There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high powered mutant of some kind, never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

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    Call up his son Juan and they can pitch together. It'd be so cute!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Il Mostro View Post
    http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mlb-bi...9949--mlb.html

    It isn't out of the question that SA will give him a shot. After all, prison builds the kind of character that is essential to closing games -- it's a cakewalk after hacking your workers with a machete then dousing them with gasoline and torching them. And, he looks to be in shape. ;-)
    I want him. Fits the qualities I look for in people.

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    He would be the first MLB caliber player they sign this off season.

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    I'd sign him. What umpire would want to piss him off????. He'd probably get all the calls .

    Is AmbiExLax (or whatever his name is) out yet. Sign him up too. Let's get Krod back to slap a few people around. What about that wife beating pitcher????

    Let's at least make this team interesting.

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    Machete coming out of the pen -

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    Ugie would be the perfect APH.
    "Mr. Martin Tanner, Baritone, of Dayton, Ohio made his Town Hall debut last night. He came well prepared, but unfortunately his presentation was not up to contemporary professional standards. His voice lacks the range of tonal color necessary to make it consistently interesting. Full time consideration of another endeavor might be in order."

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    Quote Originally Posted by KingsnQueens7 View Post
    Machete coming out of the pen -
    Right???? The possibilities are endless.

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    If you guys want a good laugh look at the thread about this guy in the MLB forum - so many good puns.

    Quote Originally Posted by VRP723 View Post
    I'd give him a shot. Who's it gonna kill?

    He's a murderer get it?

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    I think he'w the only guy in major league history with the initials U U.

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    He'd be great with K-Rod

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    Not fair. He should have been Jerry Manuel's closer.
    Go Grab My Belt

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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry777 View Post
    He'd be great with K-Rod
    Ahahaha, and add Franks meltdowns to the picture.

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    The Wilpons will never sign a low character guy

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    Quote Originally Posted by YoungStuna28 View Post
    The Wilpons will never sign a low character guy
    He will be cheap though

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