Whooaaa whoa whoa, I just checked the schedule... what the **** are the Redskins doing playing in January..?
There was once a man who was the happiest man in the world. He had everything, money, a mute wife with a dish washing fetish, and three children who loved him and didnt ask him to attend their school plays. But one day, he hung him self after gouging out both of his eyes. When the kids asked their mother "why did daddy kill himself?" She signed to them a simple answer. "He was a Redskins fan."