Right, because "Cowboy Up" and Jose's "Spotlight" or the Rangers' "Hook-em Horns" were all so mature.
It's a game, guys. Let the guys have some fun without calling them scumbags or dbags or whatever. It's pathetic. You don't know a goddamn thing about him, and everyone who does says he's a really good guy.
The only problem I can foresee with this Oppo-Taco business is the Wilpons not being able to afford them.
Sandy: "Sorry, Travis, but we just can't afford to buy tacos for everyone when you hit an opposite-field homer."
Travis: "Oh, well that sucks. How about just the team, then?"
Sandy: "Who did you think I was talking about?? What, you meant the fans? Travis, we can't buy
nine hundred tacos! Jesus!"
