I'm too lazy to find historical facts like Randy does, so we'll go with the old random question method:
1) Who is going to spend the most money in FA?
2) Who will get the worst contract?
3) Will the AL continue to be far more dominant than the NL?
4) Will Sexicano last a week after returning before he gets banned again?
5) If so, should we create a player in his honor and name the player Captain "I can't keep my mouth shut and behave for a week" Sexicano?
6) Will I eat a hamburger for lunch today?