2012-13: Off-Topic @ Oracle - iOS (6.0)

[MackShock]

broadway life

[Leandres_sf]

Mack, how many and how often do you see naked women? Also, nothing can scintillate and titilate that part of arousal that only a strip club can. NOTHING beats a real good lap dance by a young hottie.

Sex > Lap Dance

I guess you'd need it to know though...

[MackShock]

Haha

[MackShock]

Im in the zone eating chicken strips while i watch a chicken strip

[Over Da Pence]

He's practical, he's tactical, but I think he's an animal
and I got a plethora of anti depressants ya,
Just messin with ya, sex in the back room
getting me a lap dance
may be my last chance
Havin Back spazms like Dwight Howard
The boy over there's quite coward
and he's asian, Persuading me to leave psd for incubating
I mean debating him we need a new stadium,
Amiable, conceivable, believable, forseeable
As deceiving as an alien
He gets rammed from behind, gets an As$ Rock
He ask to see mine, frekin Mackshock
Liked it and said that's hot, let me take my pants off
Get off my Johnson you Rich As$ Snob!
You were shacking it up with Zach Randolph
and he'll prolly make D Lee tip his hat off
While he blasts off and puts up stats raw
musta been from Mackshock's wackjob

[MackShock]

Ohh Watch out now

[COOLbeans]

Odp vs mackshock

Begin

[MackShock]

Ill slaughter him

[bigmac8675]

Mack, how many and how often do you see naked women? Also, nothing can scintillate and titilate that part of arousal that only a strip club can. NOTHING beats a real good lap dance by a young hottie.

....actually, a free one from a woman who doesn't loathe you to the core is much much better than a stripper lap dance.

Paying for attention from women is just sad...

[MackShock]

Paying for attention from women is just sad...

Well actually, u want the sex u gotta pay regardless..albeit indirectly..buying some drinks or dinner for the girl...the whole nine yards..wine n dine jus for the chance.

But a relatively hot girl can ask any guy to get down and hell say yes. Biggest double standard ever.

[MackShock]

He's practical, he's tactical, but I think he's an animal
and I got a plethora of anti depressants ya,
Just messin with ya, sex in the back room
getting me a lap dance
may be my last chance
Havin Back spazms like Dwight Howard
The boy over there's quite coward
and he's asian, Persuading me to leave psd for incubating
I mean debating him we need a new stadium,
Amiable, conceivable, believable, forseeable
As deceiving as an alien
He gets rammed from behind, gets an As$ Rock
He ask to see mine, frekin Mackshock
Liked it and said that's hot, let me take my pants off
Get off my Johnson you Rich As$ Snob!
You were shacking it up with Zach Randolph
and he'll prolly make D Lee tip his hat off
While he blasts off and puts up stats raw
musta been from Mackshock's wackjob

you better watch out cuz im poundin ya girl
he said im an alien but your girls BJ's are out of this world
ill crack ya top, silky smoove like a models leg
you keep mention andrew bogut while your girl is givin me bobble head
youre barely bright. your girl go deep like jerry rice
until her hair is like, the head of scary spice
you keep going to strip clubs, all you do is trash
last time u had girls dancing around you is when you attended Zumba class
i work as a strip club DJ, its no doubt that i get paid
so when your mom comes in i play her theme music, and i announce her to the stage
you dont get laid often, ill put you in a plain coffin
with a right hand thatll ROCK you like dwayne johnson
theres no way you can overwhelm me
you cant even hit a triple, h, like 'hunter' hearst helmsley
you wanna get a girl, but you have it done it yet
your girl is going after me, you better 'hunter' (hunt her), pence
everything i say is fact, step to me and get spayed like cats
your name is sean 'hunter', thats how i know yous trailer trash
you think you on 8 mile? your girl ill shatter her
are you a hunter? well your girl you better gatherer (gather her)
so whats the story, hunter? wheres your glory, hunter?
when i come out, well see how fast you running home like torii, hunter
im flowing with sense, u broke up with ure ex? fasho its intense
i asked your ex girlfriend, and even she told me shes 'over da pence'...

BODYBAG. ZIP EM UPPPP.

[Monta is beast]

Yall are sorry as **** if ur payin to **** some random hoe. Im just keepin it 100

[Bayareaboy]

you better watch out cuz im poundin ya girl
he said im an alien but your girls BJ's are out of this world
ill crack ya top, silky smoove like a models leg
you keep mention andrew bogut while your girl is givin me bobble head
youre barely bright. your girl go deep like jerry rice
until her hair is like, the head of scary spice
you keep going to strip clubs, all you do is trash
last time u had girls dancing around you is when you attended Zumba class
i work as a strip club DJ, its no doubt that i get paid
so when your mom comes in i play her theme music, and i announce her to the stage
you dont get laid often, ill put you in a plain coffin
with a right hand thatll ROCK you like dwayne johnson
theres no way you can overwhelm me
you cant even hit a triple, h, like 'hunter' hearst helmsley
you wanna get a girl, but you have it done it yet
your girl is going after me, you better 'hunter' (hunt her), pence
everything i say is fact, step to me and get spayed like cats
your name is sean 'hunter', thats how i know yous trailer trash
you think you on 8 mile? your girl ill shatter her
are you a hunter? well your girl you better gatherer (gather her)
so whats the story, hunter? wheres your glory, hunter?
when i come out, well see how fast you running home like torii, hunter
im flowing with sense, u broke up with ure ex? fasho its intense
i asked your ex girlfriend, and even she told me shes 'over da pence'...

BODYBAG. ZIP EM UPPPP.

Game set match!

[Bayareaboy]

Yall are sorry as **** if ur payin to **** some random hoe. Im just keepin it 100

I agree 100% never paid and never will pay for a girl or sex. I gets mine!

[Over Da Pence]

I agree 100% never paid and never will pay for a girl or sex. I gets mine!

No, not so. If you have a girlfriend you are still paying. Everything cost money. Unless she is being your sugar momma. So you see, you still are paying, you just don't know it. Not that she's using you.

And most regular girls are not better than strippers. They don't wear 7 or 8 inch heels. They don't know how to climb them poles. They don't know how to entice.

The general mainstream consensus is that if you're good enough, you should get regular girls instead of strippers. My consensus is that the strippers are the ones that are to get. Even super star athletes go to the strip club. My consensus is that if you are a super hot shot then you need to pick up both regular girls and strippers. Be a player with both of them.

It takes real effort and balls to go for a stripper. Everyone else just goes for the regular girl next store chicks. That's cool and all but don't think that it's cooler than getting some from a stripper. Nothing warrants more bragging rights. And yes I have had sex with a stripper for free before, even one that is married. No condom, no nothing.