Wes "Slot Machine" Welker
Kyle "I should have been a" Boller
Rod "He Hate Me" Smart
Woody "Hold me closer tiny" Dantzler
Carnell "Cadillac" Williams
T.Y "Don't call me Ty" Hilton
Ray "The giant rhino" Lewis
I love "Muscle Hamster". It's so bad that it's good. Legatron is also really funny. Megatron is good, but they just took it from a movie.
As far as older ones go, I'm not sure it gets better than Primetime. It fit so perfect and was so original.
Nicknames these days are utterly unoriginal and usually without merit.
"Win some games, make the playoffs and show me you got some balls under the bright lights"
Well there have been 3 different Optimus primes this year...
Jerome "The Bus" Bettis
Mark "Sanchize" Sanchez
Randy "The Freak" Moss
Jevon "The Freak" Kearse
Michael "The Burner" Turner
Shawn "Lights Out" Merriman
Andre "Bad Moon" Rison
"Fast" Willie Parker
Dante "The Human Joystick" Hall
"Fast" Willie Parker? Really?
JJ "Swat" Watt
K.G.B (Kabeer Gbaja-Biamila)
Jake "daylight come and you gotta" Delhomme
Lawrence "L.T" Taylor
Ladainian "LT" Tomlinson