Originally Posted by bootleg42
Is this on the level? The fans' senseless emotion kept Sandy from trading Reyes?
For a second I thought i was reading "The Onion."
"Mr. Martin Tanner, Baritone, of Dayton, Ohio made his Town Hall debut last night. He came well prepared, but unfortunately his presentation was not up to contemporary professional standards. His voice lacks the range of tonal color necessary to make it consistently interesting. Full time consideration of another endeavor might be in order."