Really? I would have guessed:
Originally Posted by metswon69
TORP: Team's Overall Run Production
TORP: Trouble On the Reading Phillies
TORP: Terrible Or Really Pitiful
TORP: The Outfielders Rarely Produce
TORP: Time Our Runners Please (because they're so slow)
TORP: They Only Ruin Pitchers
TORP: Take Our Righthanded Pitchers
Top of the rotation wasn't even top of mind.
"Mr. Martin Tanner, Baritone, of Dayton, Ohio made his Town Hall debut last night. He came well prepared, but unfortunately his presentation was not up to contemporary professional standards. His voice lacks the range of tonal color necessary to make it consistently interesting. Full time consideration of another endeavor might be in order."