Things NFL Fans Should Never Bring Up Again

[Trueblue2]

That Adderall is a PED. Ive taken it before, and I ended up waking up in an old folks home naked pissing blood all over some fake teeth. I highly doubt it would help me jump a route.

Are you sure you didn't take xanax??

Adderall is for sure a PED, I took that **** all the time in high school for baseball games and it made me see the ball like crazy. Never did for football because I didn't want my heart to explode, but I'd imagine it would help a WR or CB hone in on the ball.

[IHateTheSkins]

That was a joke, ive never personally taken adderall before, but my brothers gf is prescribed to it and shes always ****ed up, not able to talk or walk right and ****.

[Cub_StuckinSTL]

That was a joke, ive never personally taken adderall before, but my brothers gf is prescribed to it and shes always ****ed up, not able to talk or walk right and ****.

Then she's on something more than adderall

[UofAZ420]

That was a joke, ive never personally taken adderall before, but my brothers gf is prescribed to it and shes always ****ed up, not able to talk or walk right and ****.

if you're prescribed it, it should be balancing you out, not ****ing you up. I think you're confused

[j11430]

People saying "The next (insert Hall of Famer here)" when talking about how good a player will be

Calling him "Quitler" or "Rapistberger"

Can't spell Elite without Eli

The word "fickle"

[Faabs89]

That Adderall is a PED. Ive taken it before, and I ended up waking up in an old folks home naked pissing blood all over some fake teeth. I highly doubt it would help me jump a route.

AHAHAHAHAHA! Technically it is a PED by definition but I'm gonna go out and say that it shouldn't be illegal in NFL if prescribed by nonteam doctors. Thats like saying guys with asthma can't use their puffers cause it enhances their performance.

[dee279]

"Coaching is overrated."

[Faabs89]

"Said player" is arguably the best player at his position in the game - said every ****ing game. So if every player is arguably the best player then who's better?

[bosox3431]

That was a joke, ive never personally taken adderall before, but my brothers gf is prescribed to it and shes always ****ed up, not able to talk or walk right and ****.

Then she's on something more than adderall

This. No way is she just on adderall. Never once has it done that to me.

[Ezekial]

Yea that is a just a child confused about what kind of drugs do what to you.

[IHateTheSkins]

Not confused at all actually, just stating my observations. She tells me she takes Adderall all the time, and I see her walk into doors all the time. She could possibly be on something else to, I have no idea.

[BullsFan_1]

"Arm talent"

[LegendX]

I have 2.

Trent Dilfer's Super Bowl.

Any sort of reference comparing someone to JaMarcus Russell. That stopped being funny ages ago.

Oh I hope this was meant to be ironic, if not it just got funny.

[Stamina]

Hey this thread last longer than Jamarcus Russell's career.

[Austeezy]

I'd rather watch the game on TV then go to the game.

I would rather watch the game on TV for every sport except basketball. I'd love some frontcourt Laker tix