"I just can't remember it. It's been 10 years. It slipped my mind."
- Eli Manning, on the Chargers, who he plays this weekend, and why he rejected them in the 2004 NFL Draft.
You're talking to me all wrong... It's the wrong tone. You do it again and I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron. Hey, tell me, does your mother sew? BOOM. Get her to sew that!