Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Magoo View Post
It always worked for me. Here's how it always went...

Boss: I'm sorry Magoo, but we have to let you go.
Magoo: You're a ****ing idiot.
Boss: You're right. Please stay. We'll give you a raise, and a company car.

Thanks! I'm going to try that today! I'll let you know how it works.